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Darth333

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ChAiNz.2da = Paleantologist :eyeraise: I can't even spell it, much less do it... hehehe...

 

'real' name = Teaching Pensioners to Drive?!? :eek:

 

so either way, I'm dealing with "dinosaurs" :lol:

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Hojo, Your ideal job is a Dietician.

David, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

 

Niiiice :D

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Dietician must be awesome cause you can tell people in a very "beat around the bush" manner that theyre too fat and need to eat less crap :p like me only actually fat

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me=cowboy???? :eyeraise:

 

i like trucks, but that's going a bit too far if you ask me....

 

stingerhs=porn star

 

well, thats a lot of blind people you'll be hearing about....

 

today, visitors to a prominant porn site were suddenly stricken blind. as they were hauled away to the local mental ward, they were heard shouting about this hideous creature.....

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hauled away to the local mental ward, they were heard shouting about this hideous creature.....

Kids looking at site: what the hell is it?

other kid: looks like your mom

 

:p

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nas77 = rear end of a panto cow, would you believe. :disaprove

 

Real name = lap dancer :naughty:

 

Looks like I'll be bent over come the end of the night no matter what.:roleyess:

 

I'm gonna go put this on my resume now..

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RedHawke, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

 

Now that they have guessed my real profession I guess I'm going to have to eliminate them aren't I?

 

Just Kidding... or am I? Hmm...

 

With my real name I got Movie Star! :D

 

Interesting find Darth333! :xp:

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My real name = Bunjee Jumper

illuzion69 = Porn Star

But I put in a space, illuzion 69 = Church Minister, That's quite a difference for one push of the space bar. :D

 

*Edit*

 

I entered the name of my son = Garden Gnome and my daughter = As the Speaking Clock.

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My real name a sandwich board advertising.

 

Starmark2k= The job you have already

And if you are thinking what is his job (your proberly not but i'll type it anyway)- morgue attendent

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well, apparantly i'm living my dream.

 

I put in my last name only and got this

 

Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (my current job........)

 

yeah........

 

my full name said my idea job is an Astrologer.

 

oh and this is more like it:

 

Rogue15, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

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I've just finished a few names.

 

jedi3112 = superhero

darth revan = the job you have now (I quess Dark Lord of the Sith counts as a job)

luke skywalker = sewage worker

leia organa = lets just say she still had too much clothes on on Jabba's sail barge

leia skywalker = who are you kidding, you work?

leia organa solo = rabbit slayer

anakin skywalker = soap actor

padmé amidala = sewage worker, but if you forgot to put the ' on the e it's a housekeeper

han solo = jungle explorer (I guess that explains why Indiana Jones looks so much like Han Solo)

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*Censored*, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.

:)

Piece of metal, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

I see..A fluffy piece of metal.

 

Meh, lets check my old name.

TheKnife, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.

Not a forumist, i suppose.

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