IG-64 Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 They Live! Pwnage, i've seen it several times. X) It's almost like the matrix before the matrix.
El Sitherino Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by toms I hate audition... that end bit is just too freaky for me. I loved it, it is one of the few movies that even got to me. The end was just left me feeling really weird. The thing I think that made it work was because you wouldn't expect something like that from a girl like that. They Live rules. "I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Kurgan Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Dracula 2000 was supposedly bad, Dracula 3000 sounds a LOT WORSE. However, I doubt either movie (neither of which I have seen) could be worse than Manos: the Hands of Fate which I have seen.
El Sitherino Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Kurgan I doubt either movie (neither of which I have seen) could be worse than Manos: the Hands of Fate which I have seen. gah, I couldn't even stand watching that when they poked at it on MST3K.
RpTheHotrod Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 Dracula 3000. In space, their "high-tech" spacesuit consists of a fireman's mask. The "high-tech" computer pad and thing attached to their arm and finger is actually a UPS package scanner. I recognize it because I used to work for UPS.
Vikinor Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 lol I guess they had a low budget. I never even knew there was a Dracula 3000. Is it new or something? Or just sucked so bad I never heard of it?
XERXES Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 A D&D movie hahahhah. Did they just fight over who gets to use the super awesome item every time they found one?
BongoBob Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 I wonder if the writer just improvised everything on the spot for D&D I don't see movies, so I couldn't tell you : |
acdcfanbill Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 pfft, you guys dont know anything about bad movies. Get back to me when you have seen things like Robot Ninja, Bloodfist series, Deatstalker series, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Solarbabies.
Darth Groovy Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by acdcfanbill Solarbabies. *giggles* "Look, Bodai is glowing?" Man, that is frightfully bad...
ET Warrior Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 "This Island Earth" is pretty freakin terrible... But sooo funny on MST3K I saw another one called like..."Devil fish" or somesuch...that was ALSO terrible.
RpTheHotrod Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 Haha, I remember watching that on MST3000 Cues Music "This Island Eaaarth....This Island EAAAArthhh....This Island....EEEEAAARRRRRTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
toms Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 think I paid £1 for the D&D dvd just to see what it was like. It actually wasn't as bad as i expected, but it was pretty terrible... but in a fun way, not a "eating your brain" kind of way like Stigmata or Catwoman. The weird thing is that Justin Whalley (or whatever his name is... jimmy olsen from lois and clark) was probably the BEST thing about it... and he was the one everyone complained about casting when it was being made... Thora Birch was wooden as hell, and jeremy irons just phoned it in... i am NEVER watchin Audition again. Aparently his later films are even MORE freaky... shudder..
IG-64 Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith They Live rules. "I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" "Life's a b*tch, and she's back in heat."
Seph Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 i can't believe nobody has said "The Village" yet, god I demanded my money back from the theater, but they wouldn't give it to me
acdcfanbill Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *giggles* "Look, Bodai is glowing?" Man, that is frightfully bad... The Owl, is it yours? As much as a Owl is anyone's.
El Sitherino Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by Shiro Ronin i can't believe nobody has said "The Village" yet, god I demanded my money back from the theater, but they wouldn't give it to me Because other than the ending, it was a decent film.
tags Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 the worst movie ever i say is "Mac and ME" some dumb wierd alien movie that tried to copy ET. The affects were way worse too. The aliens' mouths always stayed as a little open hole that was big enough for a straw and that's about it. here's a "spoiler" though the movie spoils itself. but I don't know how to make real spoiler things though: spoiler:--> the movie was so dumb there were kids trying to help the aliens survive and the only way to do that was give and have them drink coca cola throught a straw. pretty dumb.
ET Warrior Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith Because other than the ending, it was a decent film. Aye, I like the entire movie. Even if you didn't LIKE it, there is no way it could compete for the title of worst movie ever.
Kurgan Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by ET Warrior "This Island Earth" is pretty freakin terrible... But sooo funny on MST3K I saw another one called like..."Devil fish" or somesuch...that was ALSO terrible. Devil Fish you say? The MST3K crew: (as that one actor runs down the stairs in his short shorts, with the camera pointing right at his crotch... the poor actor's um... family jewels flops out of his shorts, mercifully covered over by a floating MST3K planet logo) AAAAAH HEADS UP!!! Look out! This Island Earth was boring and cheesy, but pretty much in the same ballpark as many other forgettable sci fi movies of the period (don't get me wrong, I like old movies!). But Manos? Argggh, you can't get any worse than that without trying. It was universally ridiculed and bombed hard when it was made (back in the 60's) and it hasn't gotten better with age. I feel sorry for all involved.
Sabretooth Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 I just remembered: The worst movie ever made, IMO is Delta Force. That movie was so uber-hilarious!! The music, the scenes, the heroism and everything was so dumb and meaningless! I nearly blew to tears laughing at the movie!
Master_Ginn Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 Has anyone seen the made for tv movies by Sci-fi? man they are terrible, lke Boa and Python vs. Boa. they suck hardcore.
acdcfanbill Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 there is one on tomarrow, the 26th, called Alien Apoclypse, and it has Bruce "Don't Call me Ash" Campbell in it, so i'll be checking that out
ET Warrior Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Kurgan But Manos? Argggh, you can't get any worse than that without trying. It was universally ridiculed and bombed hard when it was made (back in the 60's) and it hasn't gotten better with age. I feel sorry for all involved. I saw MST3K's showing of "Manos". The person who edited this film must've been drunk, it's so choppy it makes me nauseous Good lord, I can't believe anyone would have allowed that movie to see the light of day. It's so bad, I'm pretty sure watching it gave me cancer
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