Sabretooth Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle/ o_O
CapNColostomy Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Anybody that knows anything about Satan knows that he looks nothing like that.
IG-64 Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 I dunno, it looks pretty hungry. Why not feed it some mother mary toast?
edlib Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 I don't see anything... just your standard turtle shell markings. Must be me...
Black Knight of Keno Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 AAH! That thing is satan! Killitkillitkillit! *Smashes it with an axe* ... whew... Back to my atheistic heaven... the shadows... *Goes back to lurk in your shadow*
GothiX Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by IG-64 I dunno, it looks pretty hungry. Why not feed it some mother mary toast? *Virgin Mary grilled cheese.
Doomie Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 No, he means the toast with Mary's image on it, that was on Ebay a while ago. I think.
GothiX Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Doomie No, he means the toast with Mary's image on it, that was on Ebay a while ago. I think. Which was sold under the name of "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese".
Prime Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by CapNColostomy Anybody that knows anything about Satan knows that he looks nothing like that. I thought he could take any form he chose...
El Sitherino Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 I don't see anything... Just a turtle shell with regular shell markings...
RebelScum! Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith I don't see anything... Just a turtle shell with regular shell markings... I kinda see like a dragon face.
CapNColostomy Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Prime I thought he could take any form he chose... And I thought it was obvious I was assing about since, you know, there's no way I could know what Satan looks like.
Hermie Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Hah, of course thats not Pie Satan, that would be silly.
Kurgan Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Obviously he's just been playing a lot of Quake3 Arena. There's also precedent in the animal kingdom for using camoflauge to scare off predators. Seriously though, the human mind can spot patterns and pictures where none intentionally exists (try looking at clouds or stars sometime). Artists take advantage of this all the time. It's part of how our brain's work, and it's cool. Of course this could be a hoax (someone painted it on the shell to get some publicity).
IG-64 Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Well, on what satan looks like: He's perfect, an image of deception, if he walked in the room you'd say "hey look, an angel!"
tags Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by Rogue15 it's bowser!!!!! I completely agree, that';s the first thing that came to me. to: IG-64, the devil's angelic form was taken away from him.
Vikinor Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 I didn't see anything. I always pictured Satan as a sorta Darth Maul like figure except more frightening.
Sabretooth Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by VikingLarz I didn't see anything. I always pictured Satan as a sorta Darth Maul like figure except more frightening. Never. Satan is like Darth Maul, without the black tattoos and he has just two horns on his head. Maul is better.
narfblat Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 I highly doubt the devil looks like everyone draws him. It's like Saint Nicholas, who was some ordinary guy who dropped coins into poor people's chimneys, became some old obese red elf. I agree with IG, the devil would hide his nature. He might not be able to disguise himself that much, though.
Datheus Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Wait. Wait. So Satan looks like Bowser... Mario is, in fact, Italian. Dear God, Mario has been about the show -down between Satan and the Pope this entire time. Who knew? Imagine the marketing possibilities. They have an entire Catholic market base they could sell this game to now. (Yes. I know John Paul II isn't Italian.)
BongoBob Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 I can kinda see what he means, but I still don't believe all that crap. He could have easily drawn it onto him.
El Sitherino Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 I still don't see anything but turtle markings. :\
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