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@ mimic666 - heh, knives/swords wouldnt really work that great on zombies. they dont feel pain (according to movies and books) and they would most likely get stuck in the zombie's flesh or bone and would be a pain to get out. a better choice would be any strong easy to swing blunt weapon, like a pipe or a bat. just make sure to aim for the head and try to hit them hard enough to either crush their skull or knock them down at least.

 

@ igyman - Insane Sith is right, a flamethrower wont instantly kill them, but make them even more dangerous as it would take some time for the fire to kill them and they'd just keep coming for you. not to mention they' be on fire too

 

told you Ive put alot of thought into this... kinda sad actually...*:moped out of thread*

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yes, but f you take the "there bodies are fu**ed so they wont be able to do anything" approach, you then face the "how are they actually moving/alive?" approach. its all horror flic stuff, so its never going to happen:xp:

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A flamethrower won't stop a zombie, it'll keep running to eat you*, only now it's on fire and you're gonna be free-range grilled dumbass.

 

*You in a general sense, not personal.

 

 

@ igyman - Insane Sith is right, a flamethrower wont instantly kill them, but make them even more dangerous as it would take some time for the fire to kill them and they'd just keep coming for you. not to mention they' be on fire too

 

Aren't zombies slow? By the time their slow burning butts get half way to me they'll be extra crispy and'll turn to ashes long before they reach me.

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Don't you guys have any sense of style at all? I would get two handguns (like the ones from gungrave anime 1st and 14th+ episodes), get a crapload of huge silver bullets and try to make the best of them ( about then i would know i would die anyways and start hoping God likes stylish people better). Of course i wouldn't know how to use them properly, but COME ON, not a chance of cooler way to die.

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I would drive a quarter of a mile to our local airport, and head to Tahiti. Then I would watch the news as everyone here tries to kill them with Star Wars/ Anime/ Zombie movie tactics (and Fails). Wait a few months, or years, then head back and take all of your stuff. Even if there are some zombies on Tahiti, they would be either too wasted or relaxed to care.

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I would drive a quarter of a mile to our local airport, and head to Tahiti. Then I would watch the news as everyone here tries to kill them with Star Wars/ Anime/ Zombie movie tactics (and Fails). Wait a few months, or years, then head back and take all of your stuff. Even if there are some zombies on Tahiti, they would be either too wasted or relaxed to care.

Like hell. Star wars tactics never fail. :xp:

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