mimic666 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Zombies are generally slow, really. So, I would find myself a sword!...! Sucks to be you. (Webcam pics >: I ) http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/001.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/002.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/003.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/010.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/012.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/013.jpg
El Sitherino Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 a flamethrower. A flamethrower won't stop a zombie, it'll keep running to eat you*, only now it's on fire and you're gonna be free-range grilled dumbass. *You in a general sense, not personal.
Samnmax221 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 geez haven't you ever played DOOM 3, you should know these things
mimic666 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 3 of my Sword, 1 of my Dagger, and 2 of my Dragon-Curved knife thing. Sorry you cannot see them that well my Webcam/Digicam took those pics. I'm off to work so maybe later I can make some better Quality pics later on.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 @venom, kinda grainy, but they look like swords.
Mace MacLeod Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Head to mall and hang out with Ving Rhames and Dennis Hopper.
TK-8252 Posted June 23, 2006 Posted June 23, 2006 Just give me an HEV suit and a crowbar. Or if I couldn't get those things, I'd just go to live on an island. Zombies can't swim after all.
mimic666 Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Heh heh, ya haven't seen that Zombie flick with John Leguizamo TK-8252. (No swimming needed). Here's the better pics as promissed. http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/001.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/002.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/003.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/005.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/006.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/008.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/010.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/011.jpg http://two.fsphost.com/Mimic666/012.jpg
milo Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Well, since zombies don't exist I guess I would kick back and relax. Hmph. Party pooper.
woogiee Posted June 24, 2006 Author Posted June 24, 2006 @ mimic666 - heh, knives/swords wouldnt really work that great on zombies. they dont feel pain (according to movies and books) and they would most likely get stuck in the zombie's flesh or bone and would be a pain to get out. a better choice would be any strong easy to swing blunt weapon, like a pipe or a bat. just make sure to aim for the head and try to hit them hard enough to either crush their skull or knock them down at least. @ igyman - Insane Sith is right, a flamethrower wont instantly kill them, but make them even more dangerous as it would take some time for the fire to kill them and they'd just keep coming for you. not to mention they' be on fire too told you Ive put alot of thought into this... kinda sad actually...* out of thread*
mimic666 Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 They'll work if you hit 'em through the top of the skull, plus the bodies would heavily decayed so little to no muscle mass and flesh to boot so no stucky and that would also depend on how sharp the Knife/Sword is. lol
TSR Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 yes, but f you take the "there bodies are fu**ed so they wont be able to do anything" approach, you then face the "how are they actually moving/alive?" approach. its all horror flic stuff, so its never going to happen:xp:
igyman Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 A flamethrower won't stop a zombie, it'll keep running to eat you*, only now it's on fire and you're gonna be free-range grilled dumbass. *You in a general sense, not personal. @ igyman - Insane Sith is right, a flamethrower wont instantly kill them, but make them even more dangerous as it would take some time for the fire to kill them and they'd just keep coming for you. not to mention they' be on fire too Aren't zombies slow? By the time their slow burning butts get half way to me they'll be extra crispy and'll turn to ashes long before they reach me.
El Sitherino Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Aren't zombies slow? By the time their slow burning butts get half way to me they'll be extra crispy and'll turn to ashes long before they reach me. Clearly you know nothing about fire.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 It depends on which headcrab finds them first.
igyman Posted June 24, 2006 Posted June 24, 2006 Clearly you know nothing about fire. ''I know enough to exploit it'' - Eric Cartman
Jeremia Skywalk Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 Don't you guys have any sense of style at all? I would get two handguns (like the ones from gungrave anime 1st and 14th+ episodes), get a crapload of huge silver bullets and try to make the best of them ( about then i would know i would die anyways and start hoping God likes stylish people better). Of course i wouldn't know how to use them properly, but COME ON, not a chance of cooler way to die.
Mister Chief Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 I would drive a quarter of a mile to our local airport, and head to Tahiti. Then I would watch the news as everyone here tries to kill them with Star Wars/ Anime/ Zombie movie tactics (and Fails). Wait a few months, or years, then head back and take all of your stuff. Even if there are some zombies on Tahiti, they would be either too wasted or relaxed to care.
milo Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 I would drive a quarter of a mile to our local airport, and head to Tahiti. Then I would watch the news as everyone here tries to kill them with Star Wars/ Anime/ Zombie movie tactics (and Fails). Wait a few months, or years, then head back and take all of your stuff. Even if there are some zombies on Tahiti, they would be either too wasted or relaxed to care. Like hell. Star wars tactics never fail.
Jae Onasi Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Plastic Lightsaber/Tan Bathrobe > Zombies Naw, you have to go for the voice-altering Vader mask, the mini-Lightbrite for your chest, and a black cape. Then you'll be set for the zombies.
mimic666 Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Try those tactics with real swords REDZOMBIEMIKE Like hell. Star wars tactics never fail.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 @Jae, The darkside is weak, tan bathrobe wearing lightsiders will prevail! I do have a lightbrite though... *sets lightbrite to strobe, watches zombies dance* *chews on mimic's neck and giggles cheerfully*
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