Dath Maximus Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 And all of two seconds to organize the shelf of chaos? dont be dissin my shelf of chaos, it got that way when your mom was over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 dath I want that beard of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 dath I want that beard of yours I love your avatar. Matt Furie is like a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 feels good man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 dath I want that beard of yours many people do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 dath I want that beard of yours Dath can lend it to you if you let him sodomize you. I speak of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 that was the other dath, datheus i just beat people with blunt objects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Well I got knocked the F*CK out at work awhile ago. Basically I got hit with about 500+ pounds of force to the face and collar bone. Nothing broke, thankfully only minor cuts. Many stitches were involved. I have the most horrible face scarring. (I kid its hardly noticeable) Laying on the hot rubber roof some what conscious. The blood in the upper right instantly started bubbling because the rubber was so hot. My father using his years of first aid training to take care of me until paramedics arrive. Also my friend to the left saying "Hunter you just got knocked the f*ck out!" and laughing. The stitching afterwards. I didn't get a pic of the stitches or scars on my face. EDIT- Here's one I took last week with my Grandmother's 28lbs cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 1. OUCH 2. Jebbers! You're back! I totally missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Jebbers is teh Superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 pfft, knocked out, a real man would have taken the hit and then kicked the ass of whatever hit them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 zOMG JEBBERS! EDIT: What was it that hit you anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 pfft, knocked out, a real man would have taken the hit and then kicked the ass of whatever hit them Trued dat dath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 EDIT: What was it that hit you anyways? Maybe it was the big-ass cat. (That thing looks like it could **** you up BAD if it wanted to...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 i took a box containing 50lbs of free weights to the face one night at work in the back of the truck unloading freight, i didnt even slow my pace, i kicked that damn boxes ass too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I don't think that 50 lbs quite compares to 500 lbs, though Wow that looks really intense, Jebbers. Oh, and speaking of Jebbers... zOMG IT'S REALLY YOU! JEBBERSSSS!!!!! How's it going? Besides getting knocked the **** out, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I don't think that 50 lbs quite compares to 500 lbs, though Wow that looks really intense, Jebbers. Oh, and speaking of Jebbers... zOMG IT'S REALLY YOU! JEBBERSSSS!!!!! How's it going? Besides getting knocked the **** out, of course. i also fight 700lb kodiak bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Ahh, I see. I speak from personal experience that i know that bear wrestling is quite an impressive feat. So touche, you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who was kind enough to stop in order to take photos of your accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who was kind enough to stop in order to take photos of your accident? Exactly what I was thinking! _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who was kind enough to stop in order to take photos of your accident? Probably has something to do with that whole "On work accident' insurance thingy. Legal issues and what not, I'm sure D333 can answer it a little better than I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Old meme is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Old what is old? I just found 'em and though they were funneh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I don't think that 50 lbs quite compares to 500 lbs, though Wow that looks really intense, Jebbers. Oh, and speaking of Jebbers... zOMG IT'S REALLY YOU! JEBBERSSSS!!!!! How's it going? Besides getting knocked the **** out, of course. It's going good. Found a girlfriend (WOOT!), got a POS van, 360 tallied a 3rd Red Ring, and other than that things are great. Who was kind enough to stop in order to take photos of your accident? My jerk ass brother. He was cracking all kinds of jokes. Probably has something to do with that whole "On work accident' insurance thingy. Legal issues and what not, I'm sure D333 can answer it a little better than I. Nope. He took them to show to family members, friends, and other people who weren't at work that day. Also for his own amusement. zOMG JEBBERS! EDIT: What was it that hit you anyways? Rubber Roll mover with a 500lbs rubber roll on it. See the way the guys are tipping it forward. I was on the other side when the handles kissed my face at lightning fast speeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 *insert nonfunny pictures here!* zOMG THOSE ARE LIEK SO FUNNEH!!!11!1!11111 lolololrofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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