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Who's Colon?

 

24 Hours to live...

 

I'd write my will, have a bath,

change into clean underwear,

run up enormous debts with all the major banks based on falsified information (making me a multi-trillionare),

put all the cash into diesel-powered nuns,

Torture a bookshop owner with requests for obscure, nonexistant works (like The Adventures Of Mrs. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet And Her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst The Giant Pygmies Of Beccles, Vol. 8)

Call Judith Jarvis Thompson some very creative names

Kill Noel Edmonds

Tell Russell T. Davies *exactly* what I think of his writing

and find a priest PDQ.

 

Quite a list for 24 hours, but eh.

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Who's Colon?

 

24 Hours to live...

 

I'd write my will, have a bath,

change into clean underwear,

run up enormous debts with all the major banks based on falsified information (making me a multi-trillionare),

put all the cash into diesel-powered nuns,

Torture a bookshop owner with requests for obscure, nonexistant works (like The Adventures Of Mrs. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet And Her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst The Giant Pygmies Of Beccles, Vol. 8)

Call Judith Jarvis Thompson some very creative names

Kill Noel Edmonds

Tell Russell T. Davies *exactly* what I think of his writing

and find a priest PDQ.

 

Quite a list for 24 hours, but eh.

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I figured nookie would make an appearance in 10 posts or less.... :D

 

Let's see....not in any particular order.

Make arrangements for kids and hubby

Give Jimbo the best day of his life

Say bye to friends and family

Pet my cats

Go to a church service with my family

Fly to Hawaii for some Kauai coffee and do some birdwatching to see an I'iwi

For meals: Order the following--stuffed pizza from Giordano's in Chicago--cheese and sausage. Homemade baklava from the family. Graeter's ice cream (peanut butter chocolate chip and coconut chocolate chip) from Columbus, OH. Eli's cheesecake from Chicago--doesn't matter what flavor, as long as it's something chocolate. :) Hummus and gyros from Nazareth Deli in Columbus, OH

Go on a toboggan run down a snowy hill and throw some snowballs with my kids

Tell bad puns

Order some prime Irish whiskey and assorted other choice beverages for a proper wake/funeral

Lie in Jimbo's arms on a Caribbean beach looking at the stars

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I figured nookie would make an appearance in 10 posts or less.... :D

 

Let's see....not in any particular order.

Make arrangements for kids and hubby

Give Jimbo the best day of his life

Say bye to friends and family

Pet my cats

Go to a church service with my family

Fly to Hawaii for some Kauai coffee and do some birdwatching to see an I'iwi

For meals: Order the following--stuffed pizza from Giordano's in Chicago--cheese and sausage. Homemade baklava from the family. Graeter's ice cream (peanut butter chocolate chip and coconut chocolate chip) from Columbus, OH. Eli's cheesecake from Chicago--doesn't matter what flavor, as long as it's something chocolate. :) Hummus and gyros from Nazareth Deli in Columbus, OH

Go on a toboggan run down a snowy hill and throw some snowballs with my kids

Tell bad puns

Order some prime Irish whiskey and assorted other choice beverages for a proper wake/funeral

Lie in Jimbo's arms on a Caribbean beach looking at the stars

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First i'd try to get laid. No one want's to die as a virgin, right? :p

The flight from here (Finland, Helsinki) to New York takes about 11h I think so that wouldn't leave me so much time. But i'd like to visit New York, buy a hot dog, visit Ground Zero, The Empire State Building and my personal favourite the Statue of Liberty.

Then I would die quite happy I think.

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First i'd try to get laid. No one want's to die as a virgin, right? :p

The flight from here (Finland, Helsinki) to New York takes about 11h I think so that wouldn't leave me so much time. But i'd like to visit New York, buy a hot dog, visit Ground Zero, The Empire State Building and my personal favourite the Statue of Liberty.

Then I would die quite happy I think.

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