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Tyrion Newbie

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- "We think you're a good worker, so we'll give you the hardest jobs, the worst hours, and if you get sick, forget about getting a day off. And re-schedules? -forget about that, too."

 

That's why postmen invented the shotgun massacre, after all.

 

Off the top of my head, I don't really remember ever getting mad at anyone for saying something to me.

 

Oh wait.

 

That's because I had brutally beat them into a bloody pulp before I could let my anger rise.

 

Huh.

 

In my defense, I was only making an effort in alleviating global overpopulation. Children in Afghanistan, you should be thanking me!

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when i make a mistake, LIKE double posting and they get REALLY angry at me which is very annoying

You're probably new to forums, which means no one should get that angry at you for making a mistake at a forum. If someone gets really angry at you for making a mistake, just remember that they've probably made the same mistake once.

 

I just hate when people call my MP3 player an iPod. People need to realize that MP3 Player =/= iPod :mad:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genericized_trademark

 

:joy:

 

I ♥ Wikipedia.

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  • Santa Clause and everything he stands for and/or represents. I hate that fat bastard. I wish he actually did exist so I could plan a tactical nuclear strike on his God damned (literally) sleigh. The a**hole.
     
  • When a Church has a sign out front in December that says "Happy Holidays". You're a Church. Take back your own Holy Day, dammit.
     
  • When people try to force me to be politically correct. That's fine if you want to use BCE (Before Common Era) and CE (Common Era) instead of BC and AD. But I'm Christian. To me, the birth of Christ is important. Stop trying to demean my beliefs.
     
  • When people try to make me sing. I hate singing. I don't care if you think I'm a lovely tenor. **** off.
     
  • When girls mistake my desire to help them through a difficult time for the desire to date them.
     
  • When people try to gossip with me. I don't give a damn about who Ian slept with, and how Rachel found out. I don't know either of them. Stop thinking I do.
     
  • When people drop names in a conversation, expecting me to know who they're talking about, when I really have no way of knowing. How the hell should I know that Sebastian is your pen-pal in Hungary? Besides, if you're dropping your pen-pal's name in a conversation, you shouldn't be talking to me anyway.
     
  • When people try to be funny when they know full well they're not. Or when people use that stupid God damned "I'm Rick James, bitch!" line. It wasn't funny when Chapelle said it, it's not funny when you say it. This also applies to people who quote stand-up comedy from not-so-funny comedians, and try to apply it to a situation, pretending they came up with it.
     
  • Bad grammar. Scratch that. Ignorance of proper grammar would be more correct. You can't use the same word twice in a row. "I know that that patch of grass is dead", or anything of the like, is not improper. "These ones over here" also pisses me off.

 

I'll probably add more later. I'm easy to piss off.

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  • Santa Clause and everything he stands for and/or represents. I hate that fat bastard. I wish he actually did exist so I could plan a tactical nuclear strike on his God damned (literally) sleigh. The asshole.

I have nothing against Santa Claus as long as you don't tell your kids that he actually exists. Because that's a lie. As you might know, the person who Santa Claus was originally based off, Saint Nicholas, was a religious person; he was a Christian who would give gifts in secret. They might have changed that image over the years. A lot. But as Santa is just a character invented to make children happy, I have nothing against that.

 

Oh, and the BCE/CE thing annoys me too. They've been using BC and AD too long for it to be changed suddenly for no good reason. It's like if we changed all the planet names to some boring scientific notation for "factual accuracy."

 

And unless you have proof otherwise, I believe the use of "that that" is grammatically correct.

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When girls mistake my desire to help them through a difficult time for the desire to date them.

 

When people try to gossip with me. I don't give a damn about who Ian slept with, and how Rachel found out. I don't know either of them. Stop thinking I do.

 

I have to agree with The Doctor on these two statements.

 

I really hate it when people throw a fake punch to make you flinch then laugh about it, I'd rather move then get my face punched for no ****ing reason.

 

Whenever I see a guy hit his girlfriend, Me and some friends almost started a riot at walmart, because we saw this guy smack his wife so I decide to try out my steel toed boots. Causing a big scene so we got out of there when security was called.

 

I'll think of more later

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Oh, and the BCE/CE thing annoys me too. They've been using BC and AD too long for it to be changed suddenly for no good reason. It's like if we changed all the planet names to some boring scientific notation for "factual accuracy."

 

And unless you have proof otherwise, I believe the use of "that that" is grammatically correct.

 

I don't care about the BCE/CE thing, nor have Iever even heard of such change, but I'll still use BC/AD whatever they tell me.

 

Also, we from now on live on Planet 98136-8826413-ACF-7728, just so you know. :p

 

And "that that" is indeed grammatically correct.

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Me and My friend Josh were walking buy cd players for my pos car because somebody had to steal just the faceplate of the damn thing. So I'm mad already and we're walking then we hear a guy yell some profanity and then a smack so we run over to where it was and the guy's standing there staring at this girl who now has a big red hand outline on her face and she's tearing up so. So my freing goes to talk to the lady and I call the man some colorful names. This guy's just a bit bigger than me and he's got the tire iron he was buying but I just got some steel toed boots, so I kick him in the gut and he starts gagging, and he knocks some stuff over, and I look up and some people are gathering around so I give him a boot to the fave then do a little ax kick type thing to his gut, the somebody yelled out security so Me and Josh bolt it out of there.

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- When people who aren't as half as intelligent as I start acting as if they were smarter than me.

- When people use vulgar remarks that include any member of my family.

- When people who don't know a thing about an issue that's being discussed start telling me how I don't know a thing about it (and in fact I do, I provide valid arguments).

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-When people call me a lesbian just because I don't think (Insert emo picture here) is hot.

- "You play video games? You must have a penis."

- When people tell me being a mascot is easy and I'm a wuss.

- When people yell at me for accidents. Like my mom.

- When people point out my every flaw. Like my mom.

- When people are just bitches to me. Like my mom.

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But I don't force my beliefs on others. Bad things happen.

 

 

I like the thought of religion being an idea. Only because you can change an idea. People die to change a belief.

 

Ok, back on topic here

 

-When 12 yr olds think they can beat me in Call Of Duty 2. And talk all kinds of trash talk and only get 2 kills.

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