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My ex-girlfriend gave me a Milky Way for Valentine's Day last year

 

It was all melty, falling apart, and dull, like our relationship at that point

 

Neither ones changed so I ate the Milky Way and we broke up before I got the chance to get her a present back. I hope she doesn't notice.

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My ex-girlfriend gave me a Milky Way for Valentine's Day last year

Get your sexual slang out of here you white dragoning, teabaggin', and strawberry shortcakin' grandmother ****er.

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Itchy you should talk to the peoples parents or something about what they do at night that nobody else would know about. Really freak them out.

 

Try so hard they get restraining orders against you.

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There's this evil kid in my Junior T.I., and I think I'll see him on V-Day.

 

I'm gonna make him an evil Valentine.

 

Send him a split, burnt, but-still-bleeding cow heart. And stick a bunch of pins in it with a note saying how much you "love" him. :giggle1:

 

I don't think if the media and stores hyped it up so much, that I'd even remember it.

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Everyone here is so angsty about this. Why not just skip school on the 14th, take a bunch of dirty magazines, some hand lotion...

 

...erm... and clean them...?

You mean clean your hands? Like when you get Seamen on them? You know what Seaman are rite?

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Amirite?

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