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My ex-girlfriend gave me a Milky Way for Valentine's Day last year

 

It was all melty, falling apart, and dull, like our relationship at that point

 

Neither ones changed so I ate the Milky Way and we broke up before I got the chance to get her a present back. I hope she doesn't notice.

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There's this evil kid in my Junior T.I., and I think I'll see him on V-Day.

 

I'm gonna make him an evil Valentine.

 

Send him a split, burnt, but-still-bleeding cow heart. And stick a bunch of pins in it with a note saying how much you "love" him. :giggle1:

 

I don't think if the media and stores hyped it up so much, that I'd even remember it.

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