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Real men would have a spare, jmac. For shame!

ZOMG I'm so sorry Sam. How did I forget you!? Ah well, fix'd.

 

I'm active! And by that, I mean I sit a lot in front of my computer for extended periods of time.

Irony.

XD

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Ray Jones is hardley ever around, niether are Klia, or Skye, Mashi and Cheez. We know who they are, and they are veterans, but they've really laid off.

(A) You don't know who I are.

(B) You don't want to know who I are.

© I get laid, often, that is correct.

(D) So the point of your statement was?

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Well .. I can't help it, it dominates my life, I guess. :p

 

But the truth is, Jae, there is a /real/ Plan E, a plan so excellent and unique, that it's been kept secret for almost 9 centuries now, so what I tell you now must not leave this internet ever or we're like doomed, forever.

(The passphrase is to be entered case sensitive: "Is there a sutra which tells us about Plan B?")

Sutra? :max: Don't be silly. A sutra isn't exactly a spontaneous thing. That's what Wally the space dolphin is for!

 

:assult:

 

Wally the space dolphin has been caught completely unprepared for a contingency plan B since he was supposed to deal with plans E and S, and vaguely recalls a nervous looking eskimo man at the conference meeting who was supposed to be the plan B guy. Wally says get off his back--he's just a mid-level manager, and is really the most powerless guy in the whole structure with bosses above and below, not one of whom had the merest flicker of insight that he--a space dolphin--who was thoroughly trained and briefed in preparation for two other plans, would be expected to deliver the goods to an auditorium full of stern shareholders who fully intended to hear from him the details of plan freaking B. So:

 

Plan B: What do you want from me? I'm a space dolphin!

 

Plan E: Switch Laura Bush with Jane Fonda in the middle of the night and take pictures of the surprised president's face the next morning.

 

Plan S: Tweak the laws of fluid dynamics so that water will run uphill.

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@ Ray :lol:

 

@Davinq--aren't you sweet! You need to come back and visit sometime.

I had to give Ray a hard time about Plan E. Figuratively speaking, of course. It was too good to pass up. :D

 

@SD--we've been trying to diagnose the psychoses here.

The treatment of course is playing the game more. :D

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