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You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company.

 

A pleasure as always, itchy! One must always maintain proper etiquette, whether one is dining upon something as ordinary as chicken or something as exotic as a souls wrongfully torn from someone's body by the blackest of foul magicks. Being polite is a must!

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Don't let him fool you--he's only polite when he's serving the fava beans and chianti.

 

On corned beef hash and beer nights, he slouches in his flannel bathrobe scratching heaven-know-what and trying to see which body part can make the louder noise while contemplating ear wax.

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Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

 

If so, I know Newspeak.

 

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Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue!

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Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue!

YES! Let me translate for those who haven't read 1984 yet...

 

"Understand the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth"

 

Fabulous book. I just got passed where he talked to the old guy about pre-Rebellion days.

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Beg your pardon?

 

That is plusungood! The miniluv knows of your facecrime! You are oldthinking and oldspeaking! Upsub to Newspeak!

 

"Understand Blindly love the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization submit will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! mindless entertainment provided by your government to distract you from your misery! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth" Thank your English Socialist Ministry of Truth for it!

 

Close!

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Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown?

 

If so, I know Newspeak.

 

If there is, they haven't told me. Of course, some messages don't make it to me in Hotel Asylum.... :D

 

@Davinq--bonus points if you can name the movie that my pithy reply to Devon is from.

 

I refuse to speak Devon's commie Newspeak. :xp:

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