Davinq Posted March 20, 2007 Author Posted March 20, 2007 I'm still in your sig ED? Damn, it's been there a while now, eh?
martmeister Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Souls or soles? I hope he doesn't have to resort to eating shoes or feet.
Emperor Devon Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company. A pleasure as always, itchy! One must always maintain proper etiquette, whether one is dining upon something as ordinary as chicken or something as exotic as a souls wrongfully torn from someone's body by the blackest of foul magicks. Being polite is a must!
Jae Onasi Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Don't let him fool you--he's only polite when he's serving the fava beans and chianti. On corned beef hash and beer nights, he slouches in his flannel bathrobe scratching heaven-know-what and trying to see which body part can make the louder noise while contemplating ear wax.
Emperor Devon Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Hogwash, I say! No one who speaks in as dignified manner as I do could resort to such slothful habits!
Grey Master Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 More people are coming here, seems that the lure of the Nuts Side is strong....
Ray Jones Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Excellent. More people. My voodoo has succeeded. Now on to the virgins.
Jae Onasi Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Hogwash, I say! No one who speaks in as dignified manner as I do could resort to such slothful habits! *cough*bullsh!t*cough*
zelda 41 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 i'm here. but i think i've gone mute. i haven't been able to talk for 2 days DDDDD:
DarthAve Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Don't let him fool you--he's only polite when he's serving the fava beans and chianti. Will there be liver at this meal?
Jae Onasi Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Will there be liver at this meal? They had a run on liver so he had to settle for kidney pie instead.
DarthAve Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown? If so, I know Newspeak.
Davinq Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 *cough*bullsh!t*cough* Jae! You naughty woman!
martmeister Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Huh, huh! She said, "crack." Sorry, a little B&B
Davinq Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown? If so, I know Newspeak. So? It's just Jae... and Rogue... and Thrik... and Smon too. Oh. Point taken.
Emperor Devon Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown? If so, I know Newspeak. Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue!
Davinq Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 0.o Beg your pardon? And I want my footnote in your sig modified to ''Oh, so that's what your mom looks like eh?''
DarthAve Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Bellyfeel the miniluv! Thoughtcrime is commited if the doubleplusgood crackdown is resisted! Those who do not upsub will be made unpersons! Now back to the prolefeed! Thank your loving ingsoc minitrue! YES! Let me translate for those who haven't read 1984 yet... "Understand the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth" Fabulous book. I just got passed where he talked to the old guy about pre-Rebellion days.
Emperor Devon Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Beg your pardon? That is plusungood! The miniluv knows of your facecrime! You are oldthinking and oldspeaking! Upsub to Newspeak! "Understand Blindly love the Minestry of Love! Illegal thinking is committed if the super good crackdown is resisted. Those who do not get authorization submit will be vaporized! Now back to the entertainment! mindless entertainment provided by your government to distract you from your misery! Thank you for loving English Socialism, Ministry of Truth" Thank your English Socialist Ministry of Truth for it! Close!
DarthAve Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Close! I think I did good for someone that hasn't finished the book yet...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 You should be afraid of Devon, he devours souls raw! But intriguingly makes for rather polite dinner company. Be gladly as devon's possession for there is far worse. And Hope I don't get ahold of the remains after he is finished.
martmeister Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 ^^^Is that info from what you read or from Cliff Notes?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 So? It's just Jae... and Rogue... and Thrik... and Smon too. Oh. Point taken. Niner has said on multiple occasions that he won't post here (AIDS).
Jae Onasi Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Hey Jae, why are all the mods comin here? Is there gonna be a crackdown? If so, I know Newspeak. If there is, they haven't told me. Of course, some messages don't make it to me in Hotel Asylum.... @Davinq--bonus points if you can name the movie that my pithy reply to Devon is from. I refuse to speak Devon's commie Newspeak.
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