Pho3nix Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 You don't live once if your a buddist. Indeed, but I'm not a Buddhist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 What if you're immortal like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Then you live only once,but you never die. Still, it's only one life. P.S. Cuba doesn't only make cigars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Cigars are just huge phallic symbols. He's not President anymore, and last time I checked our current President was afraid of vagina's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Why cant I have Funkay Asian Magic??? *sniffs* Prolly cuz I'm hispanic. Damn, it must be awesome being Asian... It ain't that great. Trust me, even with FUNKAY ASIAN MAGIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Smoking also = asthma = staying sick = Dad telling you to take meds even though he knows it's his damn fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Daw, FUNKAY ASIAN MAGIc seems awesome! Ave raises several good points, however, I do beleive Byakko's statement was the clincher. Now who wants anything remotely phallic between their lips??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 smokin' = killing yourself So does Degreaser and Energy drinks..... but so so good:xp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Now who wants anything remotely phallic between their lips??? You, good sir, have made it evident you are too young to drink. Edit: Did anyone else notice martmeister has 666 posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Too bad, one more and he could have the coveted 667. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 So you are stating, that upon the presence of liquor in one's bloodstream, anything phallic seems oddly delectable? I'll make sure to not drink at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 I verily did so, also, good sir, I called you 'good sir'. Twice. And I am fully aware you are not a sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 I merely took it as a token of courtesy and old-fashioned manners, ma'am. I just realized: I FINALLY have more posts than our loli-loving denizen, Milo. Why have we yet to put him through our grueling rehabilitation programs like the last time he openly supported loli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Muhahaha! I have the EVIL number! Oh crap, it's gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I tried to convince my friend today to call 9687-666 because in phone language, that's YOUR-MOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 *Jae pokes head in thread* So you are stating, that upon the presence of liquor in one's bloodstream, anything phallic seems oddly delectable? I'll make sure to not drink at all. See? I _knew_ you people were talking about sex in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 ^^^Alway Jae, always! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 "we only live once, so what the hell?" philosophy. It's fine if people choose to smoke. Some people just can't cope, so smoking is at least better than drugs on some level if they need to relax. But second-hand smoke is abuse. I always want to grab people who smoke in public by their collars and scream: "STOP MURDERING ME AND MY UNBORN CHILD!" No, I'm not pregnant, but that's about something child murder that is far more tragic =p that upon the presence of liquor in one's bloodstream, anything phallic seems oddly delectable? If drinking made men automatically gay, I'm going to gather all my guy friends at a pub during Happy Hour, drag them to a motel, and film the gay orgy. Then extort money, ha. It ain't that great. Trust me, even with FUNKAY ASIAN MAGIC. Being Asian (Chinese) means that you can't move anything in the house when you're having a kid because it might affect the fetus. It means you'll suddenly have to go to the temple to pray to a tiger-general god you've only just heard about (despite being 19 years old) and burning a whole lot of paper. Seriously, I'm gonna need my mom to write down every single festival I actually have to go to, because if she finally passes away (touch wood *to dispel bad luck*) I'm not going to remember what/who/when I'm suppose to pray to =/ Tho, the tiger-general god prayer was cool. We rubbed offerings of eggs, tofu, and meat at the tiger statue's lips; then hugged a heavy ceramic pig (pig year, so its for good luck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 But second-hand smoke is abuse. I always want to grab people who smoke in public by their collars and scream: "STOP MURDERING ME AND MY UNBORN CHILD!" Uh, you can't smoke in most buildings anyway and if you smoke outside it just floats away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 But second-hand smoke is abuse. I always want to grab people who smoke in public by their collars and scream: "STOP MURDERING ME AND MY UNBORN CHILD!" Congradulations D.A.R.E graduate! ~awards medal~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byakko Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Uh, you can't smoke in most buildings anyway and if you smoke outside it just floats away. You know that isn't always true. In a concentrated city area, like a shopping district, second-hand smoke is a very real threat. Besides, even its a little, noone should be destroying your nasal and lung cells. It's like saying: "Yes, I don't mind that you poking my gut with a penknife every few days, please do." And lo! You get tetanus! Congradulations D.A.R.E graduate! What's D.A.R.E? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 It's a drug-abuse-prevention program in the USA that's really ... noteworthy I suppose. Notorious could work too. Oh Jae, you best beleive that things push the 'pg-13' boundary to it's limits and indeed foray into R territory quite often. See, we even found a way for Byakko to make some extra cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Oh Jae, you best beleive that things push the 'pg-13' boundary to it's limits and indeed foray into R territory quite often. See, we even found a way for Byakko to make some extra cash! lol "This book is too mature for you guys." "Oh, does it have adult situations?" "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 You know that isn't always true. In a concentrated city area, like a shopping district, second-hand smoke is a very real threat. In a concentrated city area the smog will kill you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 In a concentrated city area the smog will kill you first. Or if it's Cleveland, the drivers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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