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Deadly mobile phone virus causes panic


stoffe

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Wha?

"These rumors are completely baseless. They do not make any sense in technological terms."

 

I wonder in what way this was explained to make people believe it. Perhaps the modern-day Angel of Death no longer has to visit each house door-to-door -- he just gives you a call.

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Yah, I actually have a recording of the phone message!

 

Hi

Uhhh....hello

So how are you today?

Mmmkay I guess..

I'm having fried chicken and mashed potatos!

...alrightythen good for you???

Oh and before I forget...

*sigh* yes, what is it?

Is your refrigerator running?

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YES IT'S RUNNING!!!

Oh, you're going to catch aids then.

What the....

Phone Aids! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's not how the joke goes!

Ooooh, now you have phone aids! spooooky!

Just stop breathing please. The rest of us need the oxygen.

Boogeyboogeyboogey! Scary phone aids!

I'm calling Chuck Norris on my other line right now!

*hangs up*

 

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The rumor was so effective that some mosques in the country's biggest city, Karachi, made announcements that people were being killed by a mobile virus and they should be aware of God's wrath.

 

*groans and then laughs... and then groans some more*

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