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I don't read many books. So I don't really have a book that would be considered bad, such books as Lord of the Flies. I didn't think the book was horrible, but I didn't care much for it.

 

Movies, umm, I see a lot these days. I like most of them, but some movies are just horrible. Many of them superhero movies.

 

Ghost Rider was craptastic. Honestly, why would you have Nicolas Cage as the main character in a superhero movie? Ghost Rider was one of the few comic book I actually read. A disappointment for sure.

 

Then, there are those stupid comedies (Accepted) and parody-based movies like Epic Movie. Unfortunately, I waste my money on seeing such movies. >_>

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Worst movie that would have to be Romeo & Juliet (the one with Leonardo Desuckio)

 

Actually any movie with him in it is just down right bad in my opinion... Wich dosnt count for much i know :p

 

Worst book well Tommyknockers was just too boring to finish... so ill take that one.

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Prey for Rock 'n Roll and The Village are by far the biggest piles of garbage I have ever seen, most depressing and pointless things ever...

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of WTFakaban has to be the worst pile of **** I have ever read, waste of my precious time, JK Rowling should be spanked...

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Book: I cannot STAND Atlas Shrugged. Even thinking about it or Ayn Rand makes my blood boil.

 

Couldn't agree more. Her views on economics would lead to widspread poverty, depression and hoarding of wealth, her moral views would turn us all into greedy 'winner-takes-all' bastards who think only of ourselves, and literally every idea she's thought up is the perfect antithesis to being a kind and charitable human being. I'm glad there are few people who take her writings as truth.

 

I still like her books though. :p

 

Hmm, movies... I've seen bad movies in classes, but very few voluntarily. The only one that comes to mind is The Bourne Supremacy - not exactly bad but I just couldn't get into it. One of the few movies I stopped watching half an hour or so into it.

 

Book are even rarer. I've read some bad assigned ones, but not many of my own choosing. The Harry Potter series, I suppose - the writing style is tolerable, but the characters are all completely two-dimensional and the hero suffers from teenage angst. More overrated than awful, I think.

 

I don't read many books. So I don't really have a book that would be considered bad, such books as Lord of the Flies. I didn't think the book was horrible, but I didn't care much for it.

 

You jest! :p

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Ghost Rider was craptastic. Honestly, why would you have Nicolas Cage as the main character in a superhero movie? Ghost Rider was one of the few comic book I actually read. A disappointment for sure.

 

To quote Phantom Knight.....

 

"... how dare you! :firemad: *slap*"

 

I am a big fan of Ghost Rider comics and I was not the least disappointed in that movie. I am such a big fan, I was afraid I'd hate the movie when I saw it, but it absolutely blew me away! It was way better than Spider-man 3 IMHO.

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To those of you who said Atlas Shrugged...try plowing through the ****ing Fountainhead. Dear sweet Jesus, it drips with male chauvinism, pretention and selfishness, with a good measure of unadulterated self-righteousness thrown in for good measure. Ayn Rand is a trap!

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Borat. i didnt even crack a smile til 3/4 the way through the movie.

 

i thought crank was pretty funny, not realistic but funny as hell, when he was standing on that motorcycle in a gown, and crashed that was so ****ing funny!!!!

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Zombie Nightmare - It was in an MST3K episode, the only good thing about it was Adam West, and even then it wasn't that good, it did have a fairly rockin' soundtrack though, in fact the title theme was Ace of Spades =). Although that doesn't make up for the bad writing, plot, characters, and general lack of continuity.

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I got all of Ayn Rand's books for Christmas. I assumed that since she was on the top 100 lists all over the place (figured out later it was only because of the raving Randroids who, like scientologists, vote and vote and vote to stick their crap to the top) that her stuff would be good...now I have a lot of good tinder :(. Got about 800 or so pages into Atlas Shrugged before I quit (don't get me wrong it has its good parts...but thats very rare) and I read through the Fountainhead...only reason Atlas Shrugged ranked lower for me was because it was longer and I wasted a lot more of my life on it. The Fountainhead was a crock along with Atlas Shrugged but at least it wasn't so damn long. The only good thing about Ayn Rand was inspiring Neil Peart and Rush to make their music...that's it.

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worst movie: turkish star wars, yes i have a copy of it...its....wow
I can't remember if it was the same one or if it was a different country's Star Wars but my cousin had some foreign star wars vhs and it was extremely weird, I really couldn't follow what was going on.
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I can't remember if it was the same one or if it was a different country's Star Wars but my cousin had some foreign star wars vhs and it was extremely weird, I really couldn't follow what was going on.

 

did it involve some weird form of training utilizing bolders tied to peoples legs? And melting a metal sword into power gloves?

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did it involve some weird form of training utilizing bolders tied to peoples legs? And melting a metal sword into power gloves?
Must have been a different one. I think these people tried to follow the sw story slightly but everything took place on land and a lot of it just didn't make sense. It might have been from South America somewhere.
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