Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 http://www.physorg.com/news102143902.html soon, that will be my hand.
milo Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 This is going to be the greatest porn ever. That was the first thing that came to my mind too.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 28, 2007 Author Posted June 28, 2007 Cannot find server... you obviously broke it
tk102 Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said. That statement doesn't help sell. Silly inventors.
Mike Windu Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said. This has horror film written all over it. Zombie outbreak caused by Japanese technology.
BongoBob Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 If they advertised this with porn it would sell faster than anything ever.
Pho3nix Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 This is going to be the greatest porn ever. Indeed it will. I felt a disturbance in the Force when I read this, as if millions of porn directors suddenly cried out in terror. Movies have become obsolete.
Sabretooth Posted June 28, 2007 Posted June 28, 2007 This is going to be the greatest porn ever. You beats me to it!
TiE23 Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.
Fish.Stapler Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier. LOL I imagine you will see a direct correlation in the release of this and a sharp spike in the stock of Kleenex.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 29, 2007 Author Posted June 29, 2007 Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier. yeah aren't all the witches like 12 or some ****
IG-64 Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 *sigh* Such a great invention, diminished by the vulgar needs of simpletons. On a more serious note, you people better start watching what you post, you're sitting right on the line.
MrWally Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier. I remember reading something about that a while back in Game Informer. O_o I still don't want to believe it.
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