TiE23 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Zero Punctuation Updates Every Wednesday! Zero Punctuation: Heavenly Sword and RE5 Trailer Zero Punctuation: Psychonauts Zero Punctuation: Console Rundown Zero Punctuation: Bioshock Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Anniversary Zero Punctuation: Manhunt Zero Punctuation: Peggle Zero Punctuation: Halo 3 Zero Punctuation: Tabula Rasa Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box Zero Punctuation: Super Paper Mario Zero Punctuation: Medal of Honor: Airborne Zero Punctuation: Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Zero Punctuation: Clive Barker's Jericho Zero Punctuation: FEAR Perseus Mandate Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Visits Valve Travelogue Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins Zero Punctuation: Crysis Zero Punctuation: The Witcher Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4 Zero Punctuation: Sim City Societies Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC Zero Punctuation: Drake's Fortune Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4 Zero Punctuation: Burnout Paradise Zero Punctuation: Turok Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki Zero Punctuation: Army of Two Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Zero Punctuation: God of War: Chains of Olympus Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown Bonus: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I watched 5 seconds and said "F- it." I can't understand he is saying because; 1- He's talking too damn fast. 2- He has a thick Aussie accent. 3- ??? 4- PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The reason why Bioshock sucks so much is because it's not on the PS3. It's true. The PS3 version would've had mutant unicorns and technicolor water. All the Xbox-360 version had was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I HAVE BIG DADDY PORN. THAT IS ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 My god, that SonyDefenseForce site has to be a joke. It's funny just reading it. From how they spin any marginally bad news for other consoles into horrible catastrophes and make a single good news item for PS3 the next "PS3 will win console war because..." But the most hilarious thing is how they take the sales figures of the Wii, DS, and 360; and then compare them to "The Playstation Family" - as they combine the sales of PSP, PS2, and PS3 all together and declare victory. Seriously, that has to give a bad name to Sony fans, makes them look like raving lunatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I ran into these a week or so back and yea, he does quite a hilarious job reviewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The reason why Bioshock sucks so much is because it's not on the PS3. It's true. The PS3 version would've had mutant unicorns and technicolor water. All the Xbox-360 version had was fun. Yeah, I caught that on Digg a month or so ago. While the review is hilarious, I found the comments underneath funnier! If you honestly think the game is that poor you need to have your eyes and your head checked. This site hosts the largest collection of retarded fanboys, regardless of camp, ever. You’re doing a disservice to PS fans and product. Morons. Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News. LOL, you PS3 fanboys are hysterical. You’re going to buy the game to reassure yourself that it’s NOT good. The comedy. I just want you to die so i can **** on your grave Are you stupid??? Was that review part of a bet to see who can post the most irritating, useless and childish review?? Or is it possible that you are REALLY that dumb??? Its people like you that further the steroetype that games are blinkered, aggrevating, childish sub-humans with zero grasp of the real world. Why dont you stop reviewing games and spend your time in a more profitable manner….. like pulling your foreskin over your head and suffocating yourself!!!! ****ing idiot LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoffe Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Holy crap, I've never seen anything so funny in a long time. It basically ignores all the good things and only points out the obvious bad things. It's a must see, even if you don't even care about BioShock. Edit: The rest of the Author's reviews: Heh, nice find. Those motor-mouthed video "reviews" were pretty funny, and spot-on about some things, even though I hardly agree about every point he raises. Not much of a review as they don't tell you much meaningful about the games to help you form an opinion, but fun as comedy commentary on their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 LMAO. Saw that before, but it never gets old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I watched 5 seconds and said "F- it." I can't understand he is saying because; 1- He's talking too damn fast. 2- He has a thick Aussie accent. 3- ??? 4- PROFIT! Well it is probably called "Zero Punctuation" for a reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Awesomeness. Truly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Another idiot vomiting his idiotic views on an idiotic site building up an idiotic fanbase . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Gird your loins, folks. Forum mum is pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Look at this ****: The Playstation family outsold the competition eh? That's the Playstation 2, 3, and portable combined into one bar while the DS and Wii are separated. They're not even hiding it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 You do realize it's a sarcastic humor based site, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 After having watched more of them I have to say only the Bioshock one was actually funny. Oh well. As for those graphs, all I can say is awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Yeah, I caught that on Digg a month or so ago. While the review is hilarious, I found the comments underneath funnier!Yeah, really. Some people. Ah, OK, fair enough, the Darkness and Fable reviews were fairly neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Idiotic view? Hogwash, I find his wit pointed precisely and his criticisms hilarious. Besides, I don't have to agree with them all to find them funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Idiotic view? Hogwash, I find his wit pointed precisely and his criticisms hilarious. Besides, I don't have to agree with them all to find them funny. I didn't agree with most of them, either. It's just funny to listen to an irate Australian nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 And let us not forget their Halo 3 review: http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=257 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I think Sessler says it best in regard to Halo 3. I actually did find some of it funny, and yes I know it's sarcastic humor (something I'm actually quite good at) , but the guy is still an idiot. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Halo 3 one over here for those who arent aware. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Hahah, he did the Orange Box some time ago and it's brilliant! Linkie: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I have a feeling he doesn't mean a tenth of what he says, so no, you don't have to agree with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 It's funny just to listen to him. Even if you like the game you should still find it funny. If you don't, you're too much of a hard-ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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