Kjølen Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Being absolute bad is not much worse than trying to be absolute perfect/positive. If you think the Zune or some movie is crap, you have every right to voice your opinions. It's part of that free will thing that God gave us. I'm Roman Catholic, and that's about as strict as it gets without being absolutist. We're still allowed to have fun. We're even allowed to make fun of people, so long as we know it's not at their expense. And who here actually takes a LucasForum insult seriously? Thanks for reminding me that it's nearly time for another visit to the confessional, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ur so clever j-m ; I know they won't make them unspoken but it's a start. I'm on a path of repentance. I want to please God and Jesus. A-ha!! I’ve even destroyed a lot of my DVDs and Star Wars stuff because I was just so frustrated and depressed and I thought that would make it go away. I was super wrong about that and it just made things worse.Deary, of course it made things worse. You have (A) no, nix, nothing, zero, *NADA* expensive DVD and Star Wars stuff anymore. (B) physically destroying DVDs and other plastic stuff is a hell lot of stupid, boring work, and might cause a lot of cuts in your hands. © next time SELL it, and spend the cash to church charity, duh. I also just got this feeling to warn you not to tempt or mock God.Oh, of course I dare mock god. In case she got a problem with it, here I am, fully erected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Oh, of course I dare mock god. In case she got a problem with it, here I am, fully erected. Quoted for blasphomy and lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Wow April Fool's day is like way gone, but it still gave me quite a chuckle...I wonder if God is on these forums watching what we're talking about....Maybe Ray got a nice PM after his post there lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ~snip~...such as the hooker/prostitute things, alcohol, drugs, sex, porn, jokes, etc. I always thought they were funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I call bull****. Besides, sex, alcohol, and drugs give life excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Yeah, and those who say it doesn't and it destroys you and it's sin are just jealous they can't have, for but one ****ing time, a good being bad ass high threesome with girls you met two and a half hour ago and don't know, but who are also exceptionally beautiful, right? XDDD Public Service Announcement: Kids, you know, practising safe sex and using condoms is really important, because when it comes to AIDS and stuff you can't trust no one, not grandma, not dad, your sister, god, whoever. Just trust yourself, and an approximately 0.04 mm thick layer made of latex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's part of that free will thing that God gave us. I'm Roman Catholic, and that's about as strict as it gets without being absolutist. We're still allowed to have fun. We're even allowed to make fun of people, so long as we know it's not at their expense. Duuude, in your case: WWJD? I doubt Jesus would make fun of anyone for any reason. Catholics are Christians, meaning Christ-like, I do believe. So, the best thing for you all is to imitate how he is, correct? Just like for me, I should be thinking WWM(peace be upon him)D? Ya know, what a lot of Muslims strive for is being like Muhammad (pbuh), and I know I personally fall very short of anything like that. But sincere repentance to God is the best way to go about that, in my belief. Though, I figure I'm prolly the only one here that believes in this, but whatever. Chase, kudos to you. Keep it up. Though I did find you humorous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I really don't know what to make of this thread. Nothing you ever said ever offended me that's for sure, but if you are serious and are seeking repentance in your life, then good luck to you my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 .....Isnt it a bit early for april fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Oh, of course I dare mock god. In case she got a problem with it, here I am, fully erected. God is an asexual cloud being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 nernernercanihavemygodlikeiwanttoplzkthxbai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I'm just saying. You're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 No u rong. She's a female cloud being, just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 With large breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorden Darkblade Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 lol... The thread took a whole new direction... I don't think this is what Chase wanted... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Yeah....behave yourselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 But there's nothing in the forum rules against blasphemy >.> <.< I keed, I keed... EDIT: ONE MILLION HOURS IN MS PAINT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 This is the weirdest thread ever on the Swamp. This either may be a bad joke or a sincere declaration. Either way I don't like it. I'm the kinda guy who goes, "Don't tell me, show me." So I'm not all that jazzy with religion and such. I think it's cool and a part of human nature to have religions and gods and such. But when this stuff starts to go to their head, it just gets weird. Besides, you can still have a change in your life without having to use the words 'faith, God, and Jesus' to describe it. It's possible to lead a better life without a crutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 This IS a joke, right? I hardly think you need to be sorry, Chase. You're one kickass swampie and that foul language is you ****ing trademark, hell ****ing yeah. I don't recall you being particularly rude to anyone, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Yeah, and those who say it doesn't and it destroys you and it's sin are just jealous they can't have, for but one ****ing time, a good being bad ass high threesome with girls you met two and a half hour ago and don't know, but who are also exceptionally beautiful, right? XDDD If someone can prove an event where they were able to get into a sexy, creamy, delicious threesome with two exceptionally beautiful females in the course of only two and a half hours, that's about all the terrestrial evidence you need to prove that God both exists and loves us all. What I'm saying, Chase, is that using your talents for sexalicious activities is the only way you can save the human race from damnation. Come on, Chase. Spank the booty. Save the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Come on, Chase. Spank the booty. Save the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 No u rong. She's a female cloud being, just so you know. Just because it has a hole doesn't mean it's female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Wow. I'll keep my other thought to myself, but no worries man. I wish you the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 jayjay, one hole is at least not asexual If someone can prove an event where they were able to get into a sexy, creamy, delicious threesome with two exceptionally beautiful females in the course of only two and a half hours, that's about all the terrestrial evidence you need to prove that God both exists and loves us all.It might as well prove nothing but how sexey one is and/or how good the drugs are. However, I think, for the first time ever, Chase got scared off of a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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