Negative Sun Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 I present thee: The Shakespearean Insults Generator! Check it out thou crusty plume-plucked bag of guts!
Meowster Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Heh-heh, funneh. Thou ruttish common-kissing clotpole!
Totenkopf Posted October 28, 2007 Posted October 28, 2007 Capt. Shakespear says: Thou jarring hedge-born scurvy-knave!
Commander Obi-Wan Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I've gotten like the same thing as like what everybody else is posting in this thread.
Negative Sun Posted October 29, 2007 Author Posted October 29, 2007 Try harder thou pestilent tallow-faced leprous witch!
Serpentine Cougar Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 Interesting find, thou beslubbering crook-pated mangy-dog! Gets old quickly, though.
adamqd Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I'll tell you what Thou artless clapper-clawed codpiece!
Pavlos Posted October 29, 2007 Posted October 29, 2007 I prefer the original ones . How can you beat "You sir, are a fishmonger"?! I ask you: how? It's an insult on two levels. First, Hamlet is saying it to a nobleman (Polonius) so it's insinuating that his position is unwarranted. Second, fishmonger's daughters were generally considered to be... loose. He's basically calling Polonius a brothel-keeper. There, see... Shakespeare did it better - it's almost like Frasier. But just to join in: Thou spleeny puisny-tilted ingested-lump!
PoiuyWired Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Thou infectious hag-born boar-pig! Thou beslubbering dismal-dreaming serpents-egg! Thou beggarly idle-headed elderberry!
Gargoyle King Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Thou ruttish elf-skinned infection! I have to admit that made me chuckle. Relating to my current obsession for ES IV: Oblivion i've got a Shakesperean insult for a smurf: Thou littlish thinnish Dunmer Londoner! EDIT: Thou puking beef-witted foul deformity! They get better!
Pavlos Posted November 9, 2007 Posted November 9, 2007 Best one yet comes from Lear: Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!
Darth InSidious Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 Thou fobbing white-livered whore-master!
igyman Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 "Every enemy I met, I've annihilated!" "With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated!" Guybrush Threepwood beats all, thou obscene onion-eyed foul adulterer!
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