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The Onion's Horoscope for Aquarius for the week:

Misery may love company, but it's been over a month now that you've been crashing on its couch, and, well, you're really starting to bum misery out.

 

and it's published on Januaary 22nd, but what the heck. The "If It's your birthday today":

A new chapter in your life is about to begin, though to be fair, it'll still contain the same tired dialogue and unlikable cast of characters you've come to expect.

 

Harpy Birthday Balatron! <insert "insert wise statement" statement here>

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Thanks, everyone; This was just what I needed today. Here I was, fresh from the fight to save a friendship, feeling almost entirely alone; I see now that I'm never alone. I've waited for this day for a long time, but it's nothing like I imagined it would be. I envisioned a glorious, grand day...But, it seems that I was mistaken.

 

 

 

 

@Shem: I have learned to accept the consequences of my actions; Once my ban is over, I'll make sure that I never do such things again. But, I am sorry for everything.

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Thanks, everyone; This was just what I needed today. Here I was, fresh from the fight to save a friendship, feeling almost entirely alone; I see now that I'm never alone. I've waited for this day for a long time, but it's nothing like I imagined it would be. I envisioned a glorious, grand day...But, it seems that I was mistaken.

Almost everyone has had that experiance. I certainly hope that you have a great and joyful day!

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