CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but lest, nobody know fyeeeill about a sgian dhbu. I wish I had a sgian dhbu, too!
Bokken Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's got the worst engraving on it possible: Made in China I wish I had a hairy sporran:eyepop
CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's so hairy that the world considers you the first wookiee. I wish I had a cool military helmet.
M@RS Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's put to good use as you're shot in the head... I wish Santa wasn't in the Panzer...
CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but instead of a Panzer, he's in a Super Tank:D I wish I had a Panzer.
ForeverNight Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but since it's illegal for a civilian to own a tank the Fed's immediately repo it. I wish that I remembered what I forgot.
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but its so bad that you wish you forgot it I wish i remembered my good dreams
Alkonium Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but then you realise they're not that great. I wish you Happy Holidays.
Bokken Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but my grandfather dies of a heart attack. No joke. I wish everyone happy Christmahannakwanzukkah.
Hallucination Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but everyone is offended by your mixing every holiday into one and kills you. I wish I were fun to play with, not to eat.
Alkonium Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but it's only fun for them and not you. I wish more people knew about Winter-een-mas.
RC-1183 Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but all those people live on foreign planets. I wish, i had a Lancer.
Alkonium Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it. I wish everyone was openly bisexual.
Bokken Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but now people are closet gay and straight. I wish my CD player hadn't broken right after Christmas.
CommanderQ Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, it broke before Christmas. I wish I had an Ipod.
Alkonium Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, it's the original iPod. I wish I was at Futureshop so I can buy an Xbox 360
RC-1183 Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Dranted, but you get the Red Ring of Death as soon as you turn it on I wish, i had a lightsaber
Bokken Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Granted, you have a sword that weighs one pound. I wish I didn't have such strict parents.
Hallucination Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, you're an orphan. I wish I could transform into a Volkswagen hippy bus.
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but you can't transform back. I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but seeing as this is the second time, the government decides you don't need another one. I wish I had a TRILLION DOLLARS!! BWA HAHAHAAH!
Bokken Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but it's all in pennies. I wish I had unerring logic.
Rinku Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted but the you get a hard, long, and contradicting chinese logic puzzel and your brain overloads I wish I had photoshop cs4...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but the disc is scratched. I wish I had the Doctor Who serial Death to the Daleks on DVD.
Ferc Kast Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 Granted, but the DVD is broken. I wish for time to slow down.
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