CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but lest, nobody know fyeeeill about a sgian dhbu. I wish I had a sgian dhbu, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's got the worst engraving on it possible: Made in China I wish I had a hairy sporran:eyepop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's so hairy that the world considers you the first wookiee. I wish I had a cool military helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but it's put to good use as you're shot in the head... I wish Santa wasn't in the Panzer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Granted, but instead of a Panzer, he's in a Super Tank:D I wish I had a Panzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but since it's illegal for a civilian to own a tank the Fed's immediately repo it. I wish that I remembered what I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but its so bad that you wish you forgot it I wish i remembered my good dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Granted, but then you realise they're not that great. I wish you Happy Holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but my grandfather dies of a heart attack. No joke. I wish everyone happy Christmahannakwanzukkah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but everyone is offended by your mixing every holiday into one and kills you. I wish I were fun to play with, not to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Granted, but it's only fun for them and not you. I wish more people knew about Winter-een-mas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but all those people live on foreign planets. I wish, i had a Lancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it. I wish everyone was openly bisexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, but now people are closet gay and straight. I wish my CD player hadn't broken right after Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, it broke before Christmas. I wish I had an Ipod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Granted, it's the original iPod. I wish I was at Futureshop so I can buy an Xbox 360 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Dranted, but you get the Red Ring of Death as soon as you turn it on I wish, i had a lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Granted, you have a sword that weighs one pound. I wish I didn't have such strict parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, you're an orphan. I wish I could transform into a Volkswagen hippy bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but you can't transform back. I wish I had a sonic screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but seeing as this is the second time, the government decides you don't need another one. I wish I had a TRILLION DOLLARS!! BWA HAHAHAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but it's all in pennies. I wish I had unerring logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted but the you get a hard, long, and contradicting chinese logic puzzel and your brain overloads I wish I had photoshop cs4... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but the disc is scratched. I wish I had the Doctor Who serial Death to the Daleks on DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Granted, but the DVD is broken. I wish for time to slow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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