Hallucination Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Granted, but it's famous for being terrible. I wish I were a sexy superhero known for using sexiness to stop sex crimes. Did I mention sex?
CommanderQ Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Granted, but you eventually catch a dangerous disease after an especially wierd crime, and yes, sex was mentioned, it is your kryptonite, BWAHAHAHAAHAH! I wish I were a Super hero who had a billion dollar jet that could fly through space at record speed.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Granted, you are Captain Gramophone, your jet can now travel at record player speed I wish I could devise a defensive laser system using the shiny heads of bald men. mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Granted, but the sheer brightness from the bald men renders you blind. I wish I could create a food that regenerates itself, therefore handling food problems in the world.
Bokken Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Granted, but it regenerates in people's stomachs, thereby causing EXTREME constipation. I wish that everyone with manga fixations had Tinkerbell fixations instead.
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Granted, but now manga has Tinkerbell as a star! I wish I were able to nuke Neverland, therefore destroying the Lost Boys and Peter Pan forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSR Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 How are they lost if they know they're in Neverland? I wish I could fix my time machine
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Granted, but I soon...borrow it:D I wish I could create a teleporter.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Granted. But you werent clever enough. Instead you telephoned your grandma and played her cole porter albums. same thing? I wish the Goddess Nike would mudwrestle with Goddess Puma. mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Granted, but one stumbles and falls on you, the spectator, and you are crushed. I wish that I could have an armada of tanks with unlimited fuel so I could become the richest man ever...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 yes, but they are fish tanks filled with fuel. All the pretty tropical fish in them die and you become the saddest man ever I wish I could understand why is Owl not fussed by Lesbian's overtures for power in the Andromeda Cluster of our galaxy? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Because there are no lesbians in...Andromeda...therefore no need to make a galactic fuss.... I wish I had a super-duper BATMOBILE!
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 Granted. But you don't have the keys for it! I wish I had a pet Zakkeg named Bob and we could go on magical adventures through time and space.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 You do have such a pet, but due to a bowel problem, the only journeys it makes are to the litter tray I wish I could use psychic abilities to solve crimes committed by rabbits mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Granted, but a pyschic rabbit uses it's mental ability to drive you mad...forever dooming your job. I wish I had a mind capable of solving any problem in two seconds.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 You do. But because your mind is overclocked, it takes you 12 years to say things out loud so whats the point! I wish I could construct a time machine made of top hats and various pieces of felt mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Granted, but during the first test, you find out that you needed items that were not flammable, you can imagine what happened... I wish I had Iron Man's awesome suit...except souped it to be better:D
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Granted. But dipping it in soup short circuits it. You fail. I wish air handgliding would become more popular than air guitar. mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Granted, but soon, civilization is made up of strange, air-everything, buffoons, and the world collapses on air-politics. I wish I were a master of air-hang gliding.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Granted. But you live in an oxygen depraved enviroment, where all air related activities do not succeed. I wish I could think of 7 reasons why a horse shouldnt take helicopter pilot lessons mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Granted, but all of the reasons don't make sense. I wish I were able to come up with a formula for the best immune system in the world.
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Granted, but it's purely theoretical. I wish I was Nite Owl III.
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Granted, but then you are pushed out of the way for Nite Owl IIII. I wish I were a custom-made superhero.
LordJhredmo Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but then you are put into cheap plastic wrap and shipped to the New Orleans relief fund, never to be seen again. I wish everyone's wishes here were granted, free of any strings.
CommanderQ Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but then the thread becomes non-existant...and we have you to blame. I wish my wish was un-ruinable.
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