Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but I'm still a jerk so you find me distasteful. All of you. Granted. But now you have to eat him. Yeah, and I'm made of manure, too. I wish you didn't run over George Soros.
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted. I backed up and even hit him again......right before I *ahem* accidentally *ahem* ran over you. Maybe you shouldn't have been so close when you were taunting him. I wish hentai weren't so perverted.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately now you are. (Stay away from missy unless sugar bear ain't around! ) I wish Kenny didn't molest animals on nearly every south park.
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but now your 2D self becomes part of South Park and Kenny constantly molests you. I wish the 3 Stooges ran the US govt (couldn't be worse than what we've got now. ).
Delta 62 Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but there worse than wat youve got now! I wish to not have every wish in the world
Alkonium Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but now you have no ambition, or will to do anything. I wish for the next Doctor Who special to air this Saturday.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you miss it b/c you got stuck in a ditch while our running errands. And all your recording devices malfunction. I wish people would "deck teh halls wiff barf'd up holly" this christmas.
Alkonium Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 (I don't live in the UK, and I'd find ways around that) Granted, but they also deck you with it. I wish for photos of the new TARDIS interior.
Totenkopf Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Granted......but they are only available in Braille and invisible. I wish the doctor would finally exterminate, exTERminATE, EXTERMINATE the Daleks.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but now Teletubbies in pink are on teh show and even more agitating. I wish them two hoodlums would stay away from my camper and my toolshed.
Totenkopf Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but now they hover over you 24-7. Watch your "back" dude. I wish Barney wouldn't eat up the Teletubbies. It scares the children.
Hallucination Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but now children's Halloween programming is much more boring. I wish there was a second Halloween that was a celebration of me.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, it's called Equestrian Copulation Consortium eve. You become infamous for having the bestiality holiday in your recognition at its founding..........For millenia after you die. It's so epic it chokes out all of the religions in the world. If you'll excuse me I have to go find a barn and a horse...I mean whore now. I wish boobie grabbing at random wasn't illegal.
Alkonium Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but they still punch and slap you for it. I wish for more disturbing ads on TV.
Hallucination Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but they're ads that your friends made to get girls to go out with you. I wish I set my alarm clock so I didn't miss my shift at work and have to go there after class to make up for it. =/
Totenkopf Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 Granted, but now you sleep through that alarm and have to work after class anyway, a 2x shift no less w/your boss breathing down your neck. I wish Polanski doesn't get a stiff sentence for his crime.
Jae Onasi Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 I wish for GTA to quit posting obscene wishes....and I'll get that wish.
Delta 62 Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Granted, But then everyone else starts doing it.... I wish that Jae had actually played the game properly and not just asking for a wish without granting the person above hers wish cause it is just boring if she doesnt play the game properly and (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.......Fifteen sentences later) and that is why i want this wish...HUMBUG!
Totenkopf Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted. But then Jae justs locks this thread for your sheer affrontery and you get blamed for being too pushy. I wish Wookies ruled Scotland.
M@RS Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 I thought they already did... I wish I had a nanosuit.
Delta 62 Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted, but the so-called "Wookies of Scotland" come and crush you..... I wish that Wookies were real and really liked the Scottish population and hated the English.
Totenkopf Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted, but Scotsman Ian McDiarmid defects to the English after morphing into Darth Sidious and conquers the Wookies of Scotland, thus bringing Scotland back under the boot of mad Englishmen. I wish Vader hadn't been "ruined" bt the NT.
Hallucination Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted, the OT sucks so much that the PT fixed him. I wish I had a space laser.
Totenkopf Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you had an "aiming accident" and will be sterile for life. I wish George Lucas were a better dialog writer.
M@RS Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Granted, Anakin is no longer a whining adolescent. I wish I could make a better wish than the wish 27 posts above me.
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