Jedi Master Aagin Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 It's so obvious i'm amazed I didn't see it. How to do it is: Be so good at everything, that nobody cares what you do anymore. You ace your tests/jobs until they don't care But of course you have to do work after a bit or it backfires on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 It's so obvious i'm amazed I didn't see it. How to do it is: Be so good at everything, that nobody cares what you do anymore. You ace your tests/jobs until they don't care But of course you have to do work after a bit or it backfires on you. It seems this thread has no point. F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 It seems this thread has no point. Truer words were never spoken.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inyri Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Actually I'd say the point of the thread is to tell the reader how to be lazy. Whether it succeeds at this or not is irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Actually I'd say the point of the thread is to tell the reader how to be lazy. Whether it succeeds at this or not is irrelevant. Oh sure it has a point.. The point is just kinda pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan 411 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Actually I'd say the point of the thread is to tell the reader how to be lazy. Whether it succeeds at this or not is irrelevant. Well, you have a point. But, I agree with Marius Fett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 This has to be one of the more pathetic things I've seen in a long while. And that's really saying something seeing as how this is the internet. If you're great at everything, you're doing it wrong. "It" being life. You must not be pushing yourself at all because no one is great at everything. An added bonus of pushing yourself and seeing what you're really capable/incapable of is the gaining of some humility. *wink wink hint hint jab jab.* So I guess you're entirely correct. If you coast through life never pushing yourself beyond what must be done when you have or at least believe you have the ability to do much much more then, yes, I would qualify that as being the laziest person ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Yuthura Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Want to be lazy? You should lay in bed all day watching TV and refusing to do anything that requires effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Ah but at least that takes some determination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Rhett, do you live in a van in down by the river? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan 411 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Want to be lazy? You should lay in bed all day watching TV and refusing to do anything that requires effort! I got a better idea. Just sit on a big sofa, and watch lots of TV, and eat lots of junk food, and be a couch potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Man_2423 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I got a better idea. Just sit on a big sofa, and watch lots of TV, and eat lots of junk food, and be a couch potato. But you have to move to pick up food...sounds like a lot of wasted energy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 But you have to move to pick up food...sounds like a lot of wasted energy to me. Have it fed to you by your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH ON PIE 14 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 But you have to move to pick up food...sounds like a lot of wasted energy to me. Spoken like a true couch potato! (no offense meant) You could have someone put food in your mouch and move your jaw up and down to chew it. That person could also change channels for you. EDIT: Trigger God beat me to it with the food idea! ~HOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Yuthura Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Get slobbering drunk and you'll not be able to keep up with the... whatever. If that's not lazy, you don't know what you are talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Man_2423 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Have it fed to you by your mom. Spoken like a true couch potato! (no offense meant) You could have someone put food in your mouch and move your jaw up and down to chew it. That person could also change channels for you. We're looking how to be the laziest person, right? To be completely lazy, you have to expend the least amount of energy possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Ah laziness is great. it's my prime motivator... get everything done, THEN you can relax. Actually that's more like determination. ... Whatever, I'm still lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Your theory fails twofold. This: But of course you have to do work after a bit or it backfires on you. And the fact that you'll have to be 'not-lazy' before being one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 This might be the worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inyri Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 No no, I'm sure there are threads now in the abyss that were much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 No no, I'm sure there are threads now in the abyss that were much worse. I've seen fail threads. Much fail goes into the abyss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Yuthura Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 X'D Best skit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I really don't see the point of this.... I do sense a though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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