vanir Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hmm...I hereby declare myself the power behind the throne. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hmm...I hereby declare myself the power behind the throne. ^_^ I will own your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hmm...I hereby declare myself the power behind the throne. ^_^ I'm sorry, but this thread is SERIOUS BUSINESS. I must ask you to either stand or not stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 My fellow Ahtonians: Manifesto: We of the SSPP stand for CHANGE, for HOPE and for a bright dawn on the world of tomorrow, while always remembering our past. We will throw off the shackles of what bound us, and rejoice in what liberated us. We believe that we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! I have been properly vetted, and do accept the offer to run alongside Darathy in this, the first democratic election of Ahto! The SSP party is the only party that cares for you, Ahtonauts. And we are here to serve. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 ED--Ayn Rand for everyone!! AKA naps for everyone? My friends, this party is just going to incite fighting between us here at Ahto! Vote for Darathy! _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I should like to announce the official withdrawal of my candidacy, and I now announce my support for Darathy-EW '08! in the assumption that I shall have a spot on his Cabinet (Secretary of State ). Darathy '08! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I should like to announce the official withdrawal of my candidacy, and I now announce my support for Darathy-EW '08! in the assumption that I shall have a spot on his Cabinet (Secretary of State ). Darathy '08! Oh, just how much did he pay you now? Vote not for traitors to their own ideals, vote for the true, vote for the Volume Control: Vote for Sabretooth/Hoon '08, Vote for the Glory of Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Oh, just how much did he pay you now? Vote not for traitors to their own ideals, vote for the true, vote for the Volume Control: Vote for Sabretooth/Hoon '08, Vote for the Glory of Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League! Woah, now. Remember that just because Litofsky endorses Darathy does not mean that the road goes both ways. No guilt by association here, please, and Darathy did not in fact ever start anything in Litofsky's living room. Not even a nice conversation. Darathy and I have never waffled. SSPP '08. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HdVaderII Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 When's the vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Turncoat! Traitor! The bourgeoisie like you shall be toppled in our revolution! Your Socialist Revolution of Ahto shall never take place, Bee! Come, join Darathy/EW '08, and attain power! Unlimited POWAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 There have been some developments in My Glorious Party, namely: The inclusion of the prestigious Ztalker in the Party, attaining the post of planned position of Minister of Welfare and Minister of Propaganda Free speech and the Media. The inclusion of the prestigious Murphon in the Party, attaining the post of planned position of Minister of Translation and Minister of Entertaining Government Sanctioned Chaos The adoption of The Cow Song and as the Joint Anthems of the State The adoption of Ceci n'est pas un drapeau as the official flag: Sabre, perhaps you are unaware that staff positions should not be announced until they are confirmed by the Senate? _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Sabre, perhaps you are unaware that staff positions should not be announced until they are confirmed by the Senate No, I care not, no. I will have the Senate destroyed as soon as I get into power. Liberation! Handlebar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 No, I care not, no. I will have the Senate destroyed as soon as I get into power. Hear this, Ahtonauts! Sabre intends to eliminate the checks and balances of LF and turn this into a dictatorship! A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE AGAINST FREEDOM! _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hear this, Ahtonauts! Sabre intends to eliminate the checks and balances of LF and turn this into a dictatorship! A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE AGAINST FREEDOM! Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship. And secondly, by destroying the Senate, I will ensure that there is no law, no shackles, and no capitalist limitation for Our People and Harmonicas. A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM AND POPCORN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship. Of course I will, but into a good dictatorship. Vote for igyman and you won't need to worry about a thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship. And secondly, by destroying the Senate, I will ensure that there is no law, no shackles, and no capitalist limitation for Our People and Harmonicas. A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM AND POPCORN Sorry Sabre... I think the SSPP is the right choice... When can I expect my gold and wenches, Ender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Good comrade Samuel Dravis has informally announced his decision to join DSMALL and will be commended with a post to the potential position of Minister of Something or the Other. Good choice, Sir Dravis and Harmonicas and Popcorn to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I am here today to announce my public support for the Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League. Often it happens that, in the course of a man's life, he must make choices. Sometimes those choices are easy, and some are not. My decision to support the DSMALL comes after a long period of soul-searching and investigation into the varying strategies and tactics that the several parties propose. None of these worthy opponents, in my studied opinion, have put forth a clear and coherent platform that offers a realistic plan to deal with the rigors of inter- and intra-forum relations except for Comrade Sabretooth's DSMALL party. Also I am very handsome. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'm surprised that he hasn't tried to stage a coup by now He could, but I'd still be the power behind the throne. Or Presidential chair or whatever you want to call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Sorry Sabre... I think the SSPP is the right choice... When can I expect my gold and wenches, Ender? PM sent * subject to change without warning Read the fine print, Ahtonauts! These people have been in politics for their entire lives - I can't even count the number of times Teekay has left office. He's unpredictable. Vote SSP, vote for a new face in Ahto West! I am here today to announce my public support for the Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League. Also I am very handsome. Thank you. This is true, Samuel. However, I am disappointed in your lack of foresight. If you ever decide that The DSMALL is not serving you correctly (which you eventually will, of course) we at the SSP will be waiting. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Read the fine print, Ahtonauts! These people have been in politics for their entire lives - I can't even count the number of times Teekay has left office. He's unpredictable. Vote SSP, vote for a new face in Ahto West! Pffft! What a lame attempt to discredit opponents by someone who doesn't have any experience! As for the explanation of the fine prints, you should read his post in conjunction with mine: " it will change according to your wishes". Besides, from what you've posted above you can't even count up to two, which is the number of times tk left office. In any event, tk did all that for you, Ahtonauts (yes that includes you too EW!), and it shows that he is no longer here just for the sake of power! We are putting the power in your hands...everybody wins in the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 *clears throat* As Mr. Sabre his spokesman, I'd like to speak a few words before our campaign starts. Sometimes, you have to make choices based on gut. On instinct. Sometimes, you have to make a choice that goes against all logics. Voting for igyman or Darth InSidious is based on that. DI claims that his party is called: Sith Supremacists for Progress Party But how can he make sure progress is made, whilst he is frying other people with his Sith lightning? Palpatine (the previous president) had this problem and even needed running mate Vader to deal with most of the problems. And we know how that went. Death by asphyxiation in the military had never been higher. Global Dictatorial Party, Igyman his sad attempt to take over the world. I don't believe having igymam as a dictator will be reason to party, so the name is already dubious! I am not saying you should vote for Sabre. I'm saying you should vote for YOU. And Sabre promises that YOU will be in control and he will be there to 'manage' not 'rule' the forums. There will not be any edits on this forums. The people will manage it themselves. And Sabre, Bee-Hoon, Murphon and me will be there. To use these forums with you. Have a good night. We can make a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Pffft! You don't have any experience! Ahto will not stand for your insults. The VP need not have much executive experience, and since I am well versed in foreign relations I will be a valuable asset to the SSP party. As for the explanation of the fine prints, you should read his post in conjunction with mine: " it will change according to your wishes". You can't backtrack now! The 'gotcha' mainstream media has caught your VP nominee saying how he truly feels! Besides, from what you've posted above you can't even count up to two, which is the number of times tk left office. In any event, tk did all that for you, Ahtonauts (yes that includes you too EW!), and it shows that he is no longer here just for the sake of power! We are putting the power in your hands...everyone wins in the end! She lies, friends! THIS WAS THE THIRD TIME! *GASP* _EW_ PS: and she ninja edits! What an underhanded politician! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Global Dictatorial Party, Igyman his sad attempt to take over the world. I don't believe having igymam as a dictator will be reason to party, so the name is already dubious! I say, this blatant poor attempt to undermine the GDP's efforts to reintroduce stability into a broken land is obnoxious. First of all, intelligent Ahtonauts that you are, you obviously don't want people who can't take the time to spell your names properly (see example in the quote above) to run things here. Now, the Global Dictatorial Party realizes and recognizes one simple truth - people want to live good lives with little to no effort. We at the GDP can provide that. We will do all the work, make all the decisions and you can just sit back and enjoy the big game on Super Sunday. Vote igyman, vote prosperity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I say, this blatant poor attempt to undermine the GDP's efforts to reintorduce stability into a broken land is obnoxious. First of all, intelligent Ahtonauts that you are, you obviously don't want people who can't take the time to spell your names properly (see example in the quote above) to run things here. As a Dutchman, I am not that good with the English language. It stabs me in the heart that someone would fall over my background like this. To stab at a minority like this...it hurts. Also, reintorduce...should be reintroduce, shouldn't it? Again, I say, Sabre will bring freedom. Igyman will bring the illusion of freedom. So the question is this: Silicones or the real deal? MP3 or CD? A live concert on tv or being at the actual concert to see it yourself? My (and Sabre's) point is clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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