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Ahto Presidency Campaign 2008: Canvassing and Campaigning


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My fellow Ahtonians:

 

 

Manifesto: We of the SSPP stand for CHANGE, for HOPE and for a bright dawn on the world of tomorrow, while always remembering our past. We will throw off the shackles of what bound us, and rejoice in what liberated us. We believe that we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

 

I have been properly vetted, and do accept the offer to run alongside Darathy in this, the first democratic election of Ahto!

 

The SSP party is the only party that cares for you, Ahtonauts. And we are here to serve.

 

_EW_

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I should like to announce the official withdrawal of my candidacy, and I now announce my support for Darathy-EW '08! in the assumption that I shall have a spot on his Cabinet (Secretary of State o_Q).

 

Darathy '08!

Oh, just how much did he pay you now?

 

Vote not for traitors to their own ideals, vote for the true, vote for the Volume Control: Vote for Sabretooth/Hoon '08, Vote for the Glory of Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League!

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Oh, just how much did he pay you now?

 

Vote not for traitors to their own ideals, vote for the true, vote for the Volume Control: Vote for Sabretooth/Hoon '08, Vote for the Glory of Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League!

 

Woah, now. Remember that just because Litofsky endorses Darathy does not mean that the road goes both ways. No guilt by association here, please, and Darathy did not in fact ever start anything in Litofsky's living room. Not even a nice conversation.

 

Darathy and I have never waffled.

 

SSPP '08.

 

_EW_

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There have been some developments in My Glorious Party, namely:

  • The inclusion of the prestigious Ztalker in the Party, attaining the post of planned position of Minister of Welfare and Minister of Propaganda Free speech and the Media.
  • The inclusion of the prestigious Murphon in the Party, attaining the post of planned position of Minister of Translation and Minister of Entertaining Government Sanctioned Chaos
  • The adoption of The Cow Song and
    as the Joint Anthems of the State
  • The adoption of Ceci n'est pas un drapeau as the official flag:

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Sabre, perhaps you are unaware that staff positions should not be announced until they are confirmed by the Senate?

 

_EW_

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Hear this, Ahtonauts!

 

Sabre intends to eliminate the checks and balances of LF and turn this into a dictatorship!

 

A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE AGAINST FREEDOM!

Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship.

 

And secondly, by destroying the Senate, I will ensure that there is no law, no shackles, and no capitalist limitation for Our People and Harmonicas.

 

A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM AND POPCORN

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Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship.

 

Of course I will, but into a good dictatorship. :)

 

Vote for igyman and you won't need to worry about a thing!

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Ahem, to begin with, I do not wish to turn into a dictatorship. I wish to turn it to Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy. Igyman will turn it to dictatorship.

 

And secondly, by destroying the Senate, I will ensure that there is no law, no shackles, and no capitalist limitation for Our People and Harmonicas.

 

A VOTE FOR SABRE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM AND POPCORN

 

Sorry Sabre... I think the SSPP is the right choice...

 

When can I expect my gold and wenches, Ender?

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I am here today to announce my public support for the Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League.

 

Often it happens that, in the course of a man's life, he must make choices. Sometimes those choices are easy, and some are not. My decision to support the DSMALL comes after a long period of soul-searching and investigation into the varying strategies and tactics that the several parties propose. None of these worthy opponents, in my studied opinion, have put forth a clear and coherent platform that offers a realistic plan to deal with the rigors of inter- and intra-forum relations except for Comrade Sabretooth's DSMALL party.

 

Also I am very handsome.

 

Thank you.

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Sorry Sabre... I think the SSPP is the right choice...

 

When can I expect my gold and wenches, Ender?

PM sent :)

 

 

* subject to change without warning

 

Read the fine print, Ahtonauts! These people have been in politics for their entire lives - I can't even count the number of times Teekay has left office. He's unpredictable. Vote SSP, vote for a new face in Ahto West!

 

I am here today to announce my public support for the Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League.

 

 

Also I am very handsome.

 

Thank you.

This is true, Samuel. However, I am disappointed in your lack of foresight. If you ever decide that The DSMALL is not serving you correctly (which you eventually will, of course) we at the SSP will be waiting.

 

_EW_

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Read the fine print, Ahtonauts! These people have been in politics for their entire lives - I can't even count the number of times Teekay has left office. He's unpredictable. Vote SSP, vote for a new face in Ahto West!

 

Pffft! What a lame attempt to discredit opponents by someone who doesn't have any experience!

 

As for the explanation of the fine prints, you should read his post in conjunction with mine: " it will change according to your wishes".

 

Besides, from what you've posted above you can't even count up to two, which is the number of times tk left office. In any event, tk did all that for you, Ahtonauts (yes that includes you too EW!), and it shows that he is no longer here just for the sake of power! We are putting the power in your hands...everybody wins in the end!

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*clears throat*

 

As Mr. Sabre his spokesman, I'd like to speak a few words before our campaign starts.

 

Sometimes, you have to make choices based on gut. On instinct. Sometimes, you have to make a choice that goes against all logics.

 

Voting for igyman or Darth InSidious is based on that. DI claims that his party is called: Sith Supremacists for Progress Party

But how can he make sure progress is made, whilst he is frying other people with his Sith lightning? Palpatine (the previous president) had this problem and even needed running mate Vader to deal with most of the problems. And we know how that went. Death by asphyxiation in the military had never been higher.

 

Global Dictatorial Party, Igyman his sad attempt to take over the world.

I don't believe having igymam as a dictator will be reason to party, so the name is already dubious!

 

I am not saying you should vote for Sabre. I'm saying you should vote for YOU. And Sabre promises that YOU will be in control and he will be there to 'manage' not 'rule' the forums. There will not be any edits on this forums. The people will manage it themselves. And Sabre, Bee-Hoon, Murphon and me will be there. To use these forums with you.

 

Have a good night.

 

We can make a change.

 

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Pffft! You don't have any experience!

 

Ahto will not stand for your insults. The VP need not have much executive experience, and since I am well versed in foreign relations I will be a valuable asset to the SSP party.

As for the explanation of the fine prints, you should read his post in conjunction with mine: " it will change according to your wishes".

 

You can't backtrack now! The 'gotcha' mainstream media has caught your VP nominee saying how he truly feels!

Besides, from what you've posted above you can't even count up to two, which is the number of times tk left office. In any event, tk did all that for you, Ahtonauts (yes that includes you too EW!), and it shows that he is no longer here just for the sake of power! We are putting the power in your hands...everyone wins in the end!

 

She lies, friends! THIS WAS THE THIRD TIME! *GASP*

 

 

_EW_

 

PS: and she ninja edits! What an underhanded politician!

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Global Dictatorial Party, Igyman his sad attempt to take over the world.

I don't believe having igymam as a dictator will be reason to party, so the name is already dubious!

 

I say, this blatant poor attempt to undermine the GDP's efforts to reintroduce stability into a broken land is obnoxious.

 

First of all, intelligent Ahtonauts that you are, you obviously don't want people who can't take the time to spell your names properly (see example in the quote above) to run things here.

 

Now, the Global Dictatorial Party realizes and recognizes one simple truth - people want to live good lives with little to no effort. We at the GDP can provide that. We will do all the work, make all the decisions and you can just sit back and enjoy the big game on Super Sunday.

 

Vote igyman, vote prosperity.

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I say, this blatant poor attempt to undermine the GDP's efforts to reintorduce stability into a broken land is obnoxious.

 

First of all, intelligent Ahtonauts that you are, you obviously don't want people who can't take the time to spell your names properly (see example in the quote above) to run things here.

 

As a Dutchman, I am not that good with the English language. It stabs me in the heart that someone would fall over my background like this. To stab at a minority like this...it hurts. :(

 

Also, reintorduce...should be reintroduce, shouldn't it?

 

Again, I say, Sabre will bring freedom. Igyman will bring the illusion of freedom. So the question is this: Silicones or the real deal? MP3 or CD? A live concert on tv or being at the actual concert to see it yourself?

 

My (and Sabre's) point is clear...

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