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Ahto Presidency Campaign 2008: Voting!

Darth InSidious

By Darth InSidious
in Ahto Spaceport Cantina

Which party do you support to for the Presidency of Ahto 2008?  

60 members have voted

  1. 1. Which party do you support to for the Presidency of Ahto 2008?

    • Sith Supremacists for Progress Party
      17
    • StarWarsKnights Party
      11
    • Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League
      11
    • Global Dictatorial Party
      2
    • Sitherino Featuring Stephen and the Colberts
      6
    • The Nemesis Party
      3
    • Impartial and Sometimes Indifferent Party
      4
    • Supreme Converter of 3Dnesque Power
      6

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mimartin Newbie

mimartin

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I think everyone should have known it was a joke. After all, regardless of who wins, I still run this place with my elite posse of ultimate badasses.

What are you completely sane; you don't want the inmates running the asylum? :xp:
Da_man Newbie

Da_man

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Oy vie...

 

It spelled "Oy vey."

 

Vote SSPP for fun and progress.

 

 

I am Captain Gordon Freeman fo the intergalactic House Of Pancakes, and I command you to open this door!

El Sitherino Newbie

El Sitherino

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What are you completely sane; you don't want the inmates running the asylum? :xp:

 

I don't believe in throwing a keg of dynamite into the fire, or giving children pistols.

 

But I'll give you airsoft guns and combat knives.

Ztalker Newbie

Ztalker

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I don't believe in throwing a keg of dynamite into the fire, or giving children pistols.

 

But I'll give you airsoft guns and combat knives.

 

I don't think the Asylum director would like this. And RJM still has an unfair advantage lurking from the sewers.

Better give us staple guns and ducktape. Less the mess, cooler results.

CommanderQ Newbie

CommanderQ

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Well, what's the worse that could happen with Sitherino's idea, a coup de tat from the asylum, crazies throwing rocks at town hall, or worse, tping of the forums. The inmates can't do that much now, but yeah, staple guns and duck tape would do very nicely.

Litofsky Newbie

Litofsky

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Well, he was having a really bad day so I thought I'd do something nice for him and give him a vote. :lol:

 

Well, we're happy to have your vote now, Jae! One day left, with a ten percent lead over the next highest competitors! o_Q

TSR Newbie

TSR

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If Greedo picked up his phone and actually delivered our campaign pamphlets, The Rodian Love Front would be in its righteous seat of power by now. Better luck next time eh?

Litofsky Newbie

Litofsky

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Bravo, Sith Supremacists! We have thrown down the opposition, swept it before us, and Chicago is ours (hides The Jungle). Ahto is now under the despotic peaceful rule of SSPP!

Darth InSidious Newbie

Darth InSidious

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My fellow Ahtonians,

 

Among the vicissitudes incident to life no event could have filled me with greater anxieties than that of which the notification was transmitted by your order, and received on the 20th day of the present month. On the one hand, I was summoned by my Country, whose voice I can never hear but with veneration and love, from a retreat which I had chosen with the fondest predilection, and, in my flattering hopes, with an immutable decision, as the asylum of my declining years--a retreat which was rendered every day more necessary as well as more dear to me by the addition of habit to inclination, and of frequent interruptions in my health to the gradual waste committed on it by time. On the other hand, the magnitude and difficulty of the trust to which the voice of my country called me, being sufficient to awaken in the wisest and most experienced of her citizens a distrustful scrutiny into his qualifications, could not but overwhelm with despondence one who (inheriting inferior endowments from nature and unpracticed in the duties of civil administration) ought to be peculiarly conscious of his own deficiencies. In this conflict of emotions all I dare aver is that it has been my faithful study to collect my duty from a just appreciation of every circumstance by which it might be affected. All I dare hope is that if, in executing this task, I have been too much swayed by a grateful remembrance of former instances, or by an affectionate sensibility to this transcendent proof of the confidence of my fellow-citizens, and have thence too little consulted my incapacity as well as disinclination for the weighty and untried cares before me, my error will be palliated by the motives which mislead me, and its consequences be judged by my country with some share of the partiality in which they originated.

 

Such being the impressions under which I have, in obedience to the public summons, repaired to the present station, it would be peculiarly improper to omit in this first official act my fervent supplications to that Almighty Being who rules over the universe, who presides in the councils of nations, and whose providential aids can supply every human defect, that His benediction may consecrate to the liberties and happiness of the people of the City of Ahto a Government instituted by themselves for these essential purposes, and may enable every instrument employed in its administration to execute with success the functions allotted to his charge. In tendering this homage to the Great Author of every public and private good, I assure myself that it expresses your sentiments not less than my own, nor those of my fellow- citizens at large less than either.

 

I thank you all.

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