Best Way to Die

[Litofsky]

Rather straightforward, everyone. What'd be the best way to die, in your opinion?

[Astor]

With my boots on...

[adamqd]

^^^ up the Irons

 

I'm gonna live forever

[jrrtoken]

Being pelted with bullets by a ginormous Gatling gun. Just the thought of being turned into Swiss cheese in several milliseconds brings me great satisfaction, and lulz.

[Pho3nix]

OD on heroin.

 

*edit*

 

I forgot about fatal orgasm.

 

Keep it PG-13, my loves. --Jae

[Ctrl Alt Del]

Doing the thing you like to do most.

[LordOfTheFish]

With my boots on...

 

How surprising...

 

On the toilet.

[Miltiades]

Legendary Survivor title, here I come (cf. Guild Wars). If I do die, it doesn't matter as long as there's a girl in the room.

[Da_man]

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[Tommycat]

Well I'm sure it varies from person to person, but for me the best way to die is in the defense of another. Hopefully quickly. I hate long waits.

 

Or maybe after a winning run on a drag strip.

 

I certainly hope you aren't looking for ideas to use on yourself.

[Da_man]

Suicide is not the answer.

 

Dying for something you believe in is.

[Litofsky]

I certainly hope you aren't looking for ideas to use on yourself.

 

That would be a negative. I just wanted to see what other people thought. Me, personally, I'd rather some natural way. A bullet (or any other man-made object of such) doesn't appeal to me, specifically. In fact, dying in bed (as an old person) would be nice.

[Tommycat]

Sorry for the assumption, I've just seen these kinds of threads made by people contemplating suicide and looking for the best way to do it. Just making sure you wouldn't end up as one of them. Regardless these kinds of threads are somewhat dangerous. They may be read by someone looking for that answer.

[Jason Skywalker]

Saving mankind...

 

And then realizing i am already dead.

[Serpentine Cougar]

By a lightsaber!

[Sabretooth]

With my boots on...

Woot! Up the Irons!

 

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Woot! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ftw!

 

Suicide is not the answer.

 

Dying for something you believe in is.

Well, I believe in myself. I also believe that suicide is a perfectly valid decision, folks. Well, except if that whole religion and God thing turns out to be real. Then you're screwed big time.

 

 

If you're talking practical suicide ideas, I've always fancied dying by jumping off a skyscraper. That must feel beautiful. As would dying off by jumping off a plane or something high above.

 

In fantasy, I'd like to die performing in a mother****ing loud metal concert, just after finishing the most goddamn greatest blastbeat or solo in metal history.

[El Sitherino]

I wanna die doing rips from the bong with jmac.

[Rev7]

Fighting for something that you believe in.

 

Or silently in your sleep...

[Ctrl Alt Del]

In fact, dying in bed (as an old person) would be nice.

 

Seriously? I would hate to die of age. Invalid, I mean.

[Litofsky]

Seriously? I would hate to die of age. Invalid, I mean.

 

Not the best choice, admittedly, but, in my opinion, much better than getting shot, stabbed, etc. Rather, doing what you like most would be best, in my opinion.

[GwannaSauna]

Protecting my country from an evil force, telling my platoon to get to the chopper while I fend off some (insert evil force from any era here) with a 60's-era light machine gun, eventually getting shot and lying thinking my last thoughts...

 

Somewhat like Courage Under Fire without the desert, M16 and bombing

[Weiser_Cain]

In bed surrounded by loved ones... Exploding. How's that for mud in your eye?

[TKA-001]

Being incinerated in a nuclear explosion that I set off in order to destroy a secret terrorist organization's hidden underground lair. In other words, the sort of death that James Bond would expect.

[Sabretooth]

In bed surrounded by loved ones... Exploding. How's that for mud in your eye?

I like your metaphors, you naughty boy.

[Nedak]

Old age