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Shem

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Any lefties here?

*raises hand*

 

It's more like ambidextrous underwear, but it still means that we southpaws can whip it out as fast as righties, now. :D

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Aaahh that's nothing, why my underwear has a central hatch system that uses velcro to open and close.

 

SSSSSSHHHHEEERRRRICCHH!

 

 

 

Yep, no lefties and no righties to worry about, just peel to open and aim.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why you can even play Missle Commander with these underwear, as long as you don't go to far.......in/with shooting things. *ahem* :raise:

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I'm not left handed.. but I am left-eyed.

 

Seriously.. whenever shooting a gun, firing an arrow or doing anything that requires aiming, I always have more success as a lefty.

 

~personal snip for oversharing~ tee hee

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Why on earth is it necessary to have left-handed underwear in the first place?

 

I'm left-handed myself, but I don't see why i'd need to buy any.

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Come on, guys; it's not about the underwear, it's about lefty pride. We need to stand together! :xp:

 

He's right, we must band together!! We will unite under a new flag, we shall call ourselves the United Left Handed People Federation!!!! (or ULHPF for short.) :xp:

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Yeah, and just think.....If you had a hole in your front pocket (left or right) you wouldn't hafta unzip your pants.

 

That must be one of the most ridiculous ideas i've ever seen.

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