RpTheHotrod Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 I'm looking for a clown blow up doll (needs to at least be shoulders and head)...and preferably cheap. Halloween is upcoming and I want to tie a balloon to his arm, stick him in a gutter with just his head visible, and let the balloon float loose outside of the gutter.
MrWally Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 What my neighbors would do at our old house is just get a colorful clown-like shirt, fill it with hay (or something similar), and buy one of super creepy rubber clown masks (the type that completely envelop the head and part of the shoulders) from a costume shop, stuff it, and attach it to the head. They would make like a dozen of these (not all clowns) and fill them around their front lawn and the sidewalk leading to the house. They looked pretty legit. The creepy part, though, was 3 or 4 of them would be real people hidden in the costumes that would jump out at you when you got close. You could probably manage something like that if you can't find a full sized blow-up doll.
RpTheHotrod Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 Hmm, going for a mask and maybe putting it over a thick balloon or something might work for the "head" in the gutter.
Nerd_Annhilator Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 is it bad I saw nothing NON-sexual about this thread title?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 ^^^o_o I'd hate to be the one they are lookin' at. I hope you're talking about one of those uhh, y'know *general* gag party pals, like poker card players, martini guy, neighbor lady...the farm goat... Oh ****, did I just say that last one? That's what you DO mean afterall. Riiiiight?
RpTheHotrod Posted October 27, 2009 Author Posted October 27, 2009 Have none of you guys seriously ever read/watched "IT"?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 yeah but you still asked for a blow up doll
BongoBob Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 yeah but you still asked for a blow up doll This.
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui for Troopr?
Pie™ Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui for Troopr? I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong. That would be the perfect woman.
Totenkopf Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui for Troopr? Well, except for the neck, that almost looks real. Put a bong in it and it might give new menaing to blowing smoke up your skirt/ass.
Q Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui for Troopr? Now that's just ****ing spooky. I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong. And sports a built-in fridge.
leXX Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui for Troopr? I picture her as saying "Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?". If you've seen Serenity, you should get the reference.
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong. That would be the perfect woman. Well, lets face it the perfect woman should be able to hold down the bong water...
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