Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 The headlines say so: Lord Vader announced the killing of Obi-Wan Kenobi at the Imperial Palace on Coruscant. CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock. Source: Lobot/TheGalacticEmpireTimes I need more pics to believe this.
Astor Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 This is a great victory for the Empire. A Grand Moff of the Imperial Starfleet said late Sunday that military bases in the core worlds and around the galaxy were ordered to a higher state of readiness.[/Quote] It wasn't me.
Prime Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 This has been making the rounds in the office. Some great lines in there...
Alexrd Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Is he really dead? Was it really the 501st? And wasn't there an Imperial Outpost near Alderaan? How could they be so blind? Pictures or it didn't happen.
JediMaster12 Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 This will be a day long remembered... It has seen the end of Kenobi. It will soon see the end of the Rebellion... Though a few pics to document the incident wouldn't hurt...
Alexrd Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Did they throw the body into space, so that nobody could pay tribute to his body, and promote terrorism?
Prime Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 The funny thing is he mentioned something about becoming more powerful than we can possibly imagine. Meh, probably nothing...
Taak Farst Posted May 11, 2011 Posted May 11, 2011 Did they throw the body into space, so that nobody could pay tribute to his body, and promote terrorism? Somewhere in deep space, with the help of cybernetics, they are using parts of obi-wan and parts of bin laden to form the perfect fighter, the perfect terrorist. Obi Bin Lawan!
Lynk Former Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 I heard rumours that he just lost his will and died... just like that.
Primogen Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 The Rebel Alliance will have reprisals for this. Mark my words, Kenobi may be dead, but someone else will take his place.
Sabretooth Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Why was he so near Alderaan? This confirms our long-time suspicion that the monarchy of Alderaan is in league with the Rebel Alliance!
purifier Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Is he really dead? Was it really the 501st? And wasn't there an Imperial Outpost near Alderaan? How could they be so blind? Pictures or it didn't happen. Beware Alexrd! Lord Vader will find your lack of faith...disturbing.
Trench Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Why didn't Holonet report on this? I had to find out through an associate in the Exchange.
Drunkside Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Somewhere in deep space, with the help of cybernetics, they are using parts of obi-wan and parts of bin laden to form the perfect fighter, the perfect terrorist. Obi Bin Lawan! And for that they will be needing the help of Cerberus... This may mark the beginning of a very sinister alliance of three groups of terrorists.
Prime Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 The Rebel Alliance will have reprisals for this. Mark my words, Kenobi may be dead, but someone else will take his place.Apparently a bunch of ****ing teenagers.
adamqd Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Like Saber touched on, there will be an investigation into Alderaanian Neutrality...
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