Wraith 8 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 darnit.. have to wait for another 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Luckily for him, TheMadDoofer was almost completely forgotten. *Starts laughing at the last 20 posts* *Breaks a rib* TheMadDoofer down for three posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Somewhat sobered by the shot in the face by Wraith 8's nerf bazooka, Havoc gets up and shakes his head a bit to get rid of the dizziness. Seeing Chase tied up, Havoc exclaims, "What's with the leprechaun tied to the chair?" *Suddenly the leprechaun kicks a shoe off directly at Havoc's head. sobered but not 100%, Havoc is slow to dodge and gets a kids' size 7 shoe up-side his head.* Havoc is down for two posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 "Honestly, who throws a shoe, you fight like a woman" *Enraged leperchaun charges WolfmanNCSU *WolfmanNCSU finishes beer and turn around slapping the leperchaun silly. Leperchaun down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 (how could i get a swirlie? i had a bucket on my head?:rollseyes:) *the swirlie dislodged the bucket from jatts head, and he comes out of the bathroom just in time to see wolfman b**** slap a little, innocent leprachaun* how could you?! leprachauns are our friends! *jatt goes kamakazi and lowers his head to charge wolfman like a bull. wolfman calmly steps out of the way and jatt crashes head-first into a wall. but a crack starts from where he hit and goes up to the celing, where it spiderwebs outward. all of a sudden, the celing caves in, bringing with it the taxidermist shop from the floor above. dead, stuffed animals and big pieces of plaster rain from the sky. a walrus' tusk slices the ropes holding chase down and he stands up, just to be hit in the head by a falling beaver. everyone is buried in a huge pile of debris* Everyone in the room is down until they crall out from under the rubble, Jatt is down for 3 posts, and Chase for 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 *Jediduo gets up, retrieves his forgotton lightsaber and cuts Chase's bonds.* *Wraith and Homer stop laughing and see J-duo ignite his saber and slice thru the ropes. In unison, they yell* "What the f*** are you doing????" *They get up and overpower J and Chase, then tie them up again.* BOTH JEDIDUO AND CHASE ARE DOWN AGAIN UNTIL SOMEONE CUTS THEM LOOSE. "help!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 "Don't worry guys I'll get you out." Dash whispers to the tied up duo. He pulls out a lighter. "All I gotta do is set these ropes on fire and you're out!" Dash sets the ropes on fire. Jatt and Chase also catch on fire and both run out and jump into the horses' watering trough. Jatt and Chase are down for 10 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 *erg* *looks around and suddenly sees a cool Star Wars action figure sitting on a table...completly untouched...IT'S A WAMPA!* "Sweet a wampa action figure...didn't know they made these!" *Tries to pick up the wampa and belatedly realises...it's no action figure...IT'S CHUCKLES THE WONDER WAMPA! * "HOLY HORNY TOADS!" *Starts running away fast, but barrels into Jatt and fall flat on his face* Fergie is out for 3 posts, Jatt is down for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Somehow, Eets gets stuck to a hunk of frozen meat in the freezer when he pees on it. Eets is frozen to the meat until someone breaks him loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Dash enters the freezer to get some cheesepops (custom made by him himself) and when he spots the Chiauau (AH CAN'T SPELL IT!) he firsts thinks: Why is a Chiuaua in a freezer peeing on a hunk of meat, but then is suddenly repulsed. "EWWWWWWWW" Dash grabs his cheese pops and runs for the door but when he gets out he hits his head on a low beam and falls back right onto the thermometer for the freezer. He knocks the dial right up to 60 degrees...o and he also knocks himself out. Eets is up, and Dash is down for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 *Rhett bursts through the doors with rage burning in his eyes. He immediately sets out to find a weapon. Looking around the room he sees eets, still partly frozen* Hmmm.. A peecicle. That should work. *Rhett runs over and picks eets up along with a frozen stream of urine and starts swinging eets wildly around the room, not caring who or what he hit* *realizing that everyone is already down, he takes a new approach and starts stabbing the sharp peecicle into the rubble* *just when he's about to stab the cicle into someone bulbous ***, Chase crawls through the door and see's the "icecicle" Rhett is holding* "OH! Ice! I love ice!" *Screamed chase as he started to furiously crawl after Rhett* "Gah! Get back! Get away from me you evil leperchaun!" *screamed Rhett as he through eets along with the cicle towards chase and ran out of the bar* "NO! Somebody shoot me! Please! No... no.... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" *screamed eets as chase was only several feet away from him* Eets and Chase are both down for however long it takes chase to finish his icecicle Rhett is down for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 1 post *Suddenly something hits Rhett in the back of the head.* "Wha? Who threw that?" *Rhett looks down to discover that it was none other than Chuckles!* "Okay, Artoo, I know it was you!!" *Just then Artoo comes running up in tears and grabs Chuckles off the floor* "Did he hurt you? Are you ok? Oh, good...I thought he had taken you away for good...I'm soooo glad you're not hurt!" *Rhett is puzzeled at Artoo's odd behavior.* "You mean to tell me that someone took Chuckles from you and threw him at me?" *Artoo's eyes widen* "HE HIT YOU WITH CHUCKLES?!?!?" "Yeah, it didn't really hur...." *Rhett stops upon seeing Artoo performing a very through search for damage to Chuckles* "Are you sure, you're ok...I know how hard a head Rhett can have....are you positive....the hospital's not that far away....ok, I just want to be sure..." "I'm fine too, thanks for caring. Anyway, if you didn't throw him, who did?" "I don't know, I was trying to escape the rubble while still protecting Chuckles here and a dark figure came by and took him from my grip." *Artoo then turns to Chuckles again* "I was sooo worried about you...I promise we'll find who took you!" "What? You mean we'll find who hit me!" "Umm, yeah, whatever." *Rhett begins to think* *****several hours pass***** "Hey Rhett, I'm finished checking out Chuckles...maybe we should see who's still out and then whoever is not there must have done it." *Rhett stops for a second* "ummm, yeah...that was my idea i had like...uh....several hours ago...I was just waiting for you to finish over there....heh...." *Artoo, with Chuckles safely tucked away, and Rhett pan out to search the debris.* "Ok, Rhett, here's who I found: Jatt, Havoc, Tie Guy, Dash, Havoc, idiot00001, and Crazy Dog." "Alrighty, well I found: Eets & Chase over there...Wraith, TheMadDoofer, Redwing, Silenthunter, and Wolfman....so, who's not here..." *They both go through the list again and turn to each other and say* "JEDIDUO!!!!" "HOMER!!!!" *They stop and realize that they are both right...now, they must find either duo or Homer...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 (crap, i'm still down for 7 more posts. why'd every1 have to hit me at the same time? (and no, this 1 doesn't count:rolleyes: )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted September 8, 2002 Author Share Posted September 8, 2002 *J-duo hiding behind bar, nervously clutching his nerf razorbeast.* (Oops. Now you know where I am! Homer, where ever you are, let's tag team on these cake-eaters!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Tie stands up and picks up the first thing in sight, which happens to be a 2x4. He starts swinging it wildly in all directions. His blow hits a pillar on one side of the room and knocks it down. The bulding starts to rumble and then half of it suddenly calapses, spilling wreckage and brawlers out into the street, crushing those underneath. Last 4 people to post (including this one) are down for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 After having finally recovered from the smell in the bathroom and finding Chuckles, Artoo doesn't realy know what to do. So he decides to ask Chuckles what to do, unfortunately they get into a prolonged discussion that has something to do with the meaning of life and what Cubans do on the weekend. Artoo is down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 krkode flies in with his F-16 and drops bombs on the place and booooooom!!!!!!! EVERYBODY down for 100 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 *Homer happened to have set-up anti-aricraft defenses just in case this happened...they shoot down krkode just after he releases his bombs. krkode is also down for 100 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Homer *Homer happened to have set-up anti-aricraft defenses just in case this happened...they shoot down krkode just after he releases his bombs. krkode is also down for 100 posts i DID say everybody.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 just making sure uh, I guess this thread is pretty much dead now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 I still have my army, wmahahahaha. Everyone exept my army is out for 20 more posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 *walks out of basement where I went to invetsigate some noise* *looks around and wonders what hapened to the building, everybody else, and where the crashed F-16 came from?* *decides to revive everbody except krkode since he almost destroyed me* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ok, just butting in...what the he ll is this? I read the first post, i tried to read the middle posts, but it still makes absolutely no sense!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 (since this is going nowhere...) *just b4 krode bombed every1, jatt trigered his time machine. it takes efect now and everyone is transported back to the begining of the topic. unfortunately, jatt gets the brunt of jediduo's 1st attack and goes down.* Jatt down for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 *gets up and sees blue...not black, not white...blue. He realizes this is the table cloth from the table he's lying under. He gets up and throws the table off of him and onto Eets, but forgets to take off the table cloth and gets decked by Artoo running around the room screaming "WHERE DID CHUCKLES GO!?!?"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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