Boba Rhett Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 BERLIN (Reuters) - Two zookeepers in a small northwest German town have been suspended and put under police investigation for eating the zoo's animals, police said on Friday. A police spokesman in Recklinghausen north of Cologne said the keepers in a section of the zoo popular with small children had slaughtered and barbecued five Tibetan mountain chickens and two Cameroonian sheep. "The animals were in the 'pet' zoo where all the children would go to stroke them," the spokesman said. Suspicious zoo managers called police after the animals went missing. AHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHA. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Right...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: Nice (and weird) find, Rhett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Chicken and Lamb Chops... mmmmmmmmmmm That's pretty screwed up, but hey, I guess they don't get paid very well at that Zoo, so they'll take what they can get:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 KFS "It's finger-Lickin good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 OH MY GOD THOSE CANNIBALS, you know i coould never trust the germans and now you see why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by Marth OH MY GOD THOSE CANNIBALS, They ate animals, not each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 They ate animals, not each other. obi, humans are animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 but they didn't eat eachother or any other thing of their own species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 14, 2002 Author Share Posted October 14, 2002 Err.... *holds up a broom* This is a tree! My mommy says I'm special! Joooooooy. can·ni·bal Pronunciation n. A person who eats the flesh of other humans. An animal that feeds on others of its own kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Obi's right, they aren't cannibals cuz they didn't eat their own kind. They just wanted some tasty meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 i once read a story about a guy who glued himself to a rhino to show his friend the wonder of crazy glue, but little he did know that the rhino had been given a laxative and soon they had to dig him out that's a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 That is the weirdest thing Ive heard all day. mmmm chicken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 CRAZY GERMANS!! Starting WWI & WWII, now look what there going to do, eat the worlds population of zoo animals so the little kidies dont have any animals to look at when they go to the zoo - THOSE FEINDS!! JK! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by gorganfloss That is the weirdest thing Ive heard all day. I must agree with you Gorgan...... Strange....very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomicidalegg Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by Sivy B i once read a story about a guy who glued himself to a rhino to show his friend the wonder of crazy glue, but little he did know that the rhino had been given a laxative and soon they had to dig him out that's a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by ZBomber obi, humans are animals. No, humans are a virus..... ask lexx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Well at least they had taste in animals. Rouge Nine eats dogs, that sicko!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by GonkH8er No, humans are a virus..... ask lexx he's right you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 well when your hungry you got to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 But why the sheep and chickens... why not something tasty like penguins or sea cows or pea**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 it was on a pedding zoo;) they only had chickens and sheep. not that that is good to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 they only had a recipee book for chickens and sheep. "run little monkey run...you could be the next entree at the upcoming zookeeper employee BBQ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 i live near Köln, i might make a bit of a trip..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Don't bash germans, guys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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