DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Well, I went to sleep over my friends house and i met his sister for the first time. We were all watching a movie and I told him that I wanted to talk to his sister alone cuz she was like turning me on. So what I did was when he left, I told her what I thought about her and we ended up going out. The same night, when everybody else was asleep, she came in the room and we got naked(naturally) She then mounted me and started riding me like a horse...the rest is too explicit...thats all for now...dont wanna get banned you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Dooku 2 Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Hang on, something is coming back to me... I got my friend compleatly wasted (when we were 18) until he passed out, stripped him naked and used his shoe laces to tie him to a park bench. Phoned up his parents two hours later with a location and a story about a prostitute who wanted some 'owed money'. Oh, and just to make it look real I took £150 from his wallet and spent it the next day on my PlayStation2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Originally posted by Count Dooku 2 Hang on, something is coming back to me... I got my friend compleatly wasted (when we were 18) until he passed out, stripped him naked and used his shoe laces to tie him to a park bench. Phoned up his parents two hours later with a location and a story about a prostitute who wanted some 'owed money'. Oh, and just to make it look real I took £150 from his wallet and spent it the next day on my PlayStation2. good god, count dooku 2, you are by far the most develish person i have ever seen:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 is it me or we gotta a lot of sex stories in here. bunch of man sluts (including me) in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arreat Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 well the worst thing ive done wasswore in front of my history teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 bunch of man sluts (including me) in here. Count me in...I'm a sex machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I once... stayed up past my bedtime! I once got kicked where it hurts. How does this make me naughty, I'm not sure...... I killed your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 ok here's a small list of unusual places i've gotton jiggy with it on a train in a lighthouse in a pizza hut in a wine shop in walk-in refrigerator on a beach (during the day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I once... stayed up past my bedtime! Shh it's nearly 4am here I once got kicked where it hurts. How does this make me naughty, I'm not sure...... Hurts doesn't it? I killed your father. But.. I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X R Kun Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Well, once there was this really hot trainee teacher and our class was discussing something i cant remember( it was 3 yrs ago) but I remembered suddenly blurting out to her , " maybe u can do a striptease for us". I didnt know wat possesed me but man was I stupid. Even more shocking is that she said," Well , if u have a thousand bucks, i would do a private show for us" Of course she didnt but she didnt even look shocked when i said that. Perhaps she was already aware of her being so damn HOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by ZDawg shoot me with your potato gun I am suprised that it hit the window. It went over all 1000 ft. of my property and hits the only sun roof on the house. How is that for my luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Man, with all you people around there is SURE to be room in heaven for me! in compairson to you people im a nun... or monk i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by acdcfanbill Man, with all you people around there is SURE to be room in heaven for me! in compairson to you people im a nun... or monk i guess... Goody Two Shoes..... your just in denile. I happen to know of a couple of things you are guilty as hell for. The bidding for me to keep my mouth shut starts at $2,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Dooku 2 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I've done it in the cinema. When people asked why there was a fully-grown man sitting on my lap, I told them that he was too short to see while sitting in the seats. Then he screamed and we were rumbled. Ah well... it was worth it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Count Dooku 2 I've done it in the cinema. When people asked why there was a fully-grown man sitting on my lap, I told them that he was too short to see while sitting in the seats. Then he screamed and we were rumbled. Ah well... it was worth it! Good god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 is Count Dooku 2 a guy or a girl????? cuz he or she just said he had a MAN in his/her lap. makes you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Count Dooku 2 I've done it in the cinema. When people asked why there was a fully-grown man sitting on my lap, I told them that he was too short to see while sitting in the seats. Then he screamed and we were rumbled. Ah well... it was worth it! You were "rumbled"? I don't get half of what you're saying, but like skitzo, I assumed at first that you're either A) A homosexual young man having sex with an older one in the cinema. B) A girl having sex with a grown man, but this does not explain how you managed to do it while he sat on your lap.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 my point exactly. like i said before... it makes you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian54 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I stole a $200 Paintball gun from a camp. But they over heard my mom say somthin about it and a month and a half later I got a call. It was a Brass Eagle if you know your paintball guns. It had a pressure canaster and evrything cept no ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Mandolorian54 I stole a $200 Paintball gun from a camp. But they over heard my mom say somthin about it and a month and a half later I got a call. It was a Brass Eagle if you know your paintball guns. It had a pressure canaster and evrything cept no ammo. F*ck Paintball, go AIRSOFT! <--- *Points to the gun in his avatar, which is an airsoft glock 17* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 That picture thing i said, I'm gonna do a photo shoot for a *college project* with my exgirlfriend. as in we used to go out. She was my first and I was her first. Currently she's seeing someone else and I recently broke up with my last gf. And I convinced my first ex to have this little photo shoot with her. She's also artistic like me so she agreed. I'll leave it at that I did it in a pool too... well... not entierly in the pool. More like she was siting on the site of the pool and I was.... I better stop. oh yeah. and this girl I'm seeing a lot too has a jacuzi (did I spell that correctly) anyways. Its outside. So i cant wait for more snow to come so we can go in it. Get the cold warm thing going on and have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Oh, you are rolemodels to us all;) You better stop giving me ideas before I do something really naughty:Dlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Darklighter Oh, you are rolemodels to us all;) You better stop giving me ideas before I do something really naughty:Dlol You shag 5 girls in a swiming pool,with them all nekkid and attached to you, and you takin pictures of them while tying your friends to benches and call thier parents saying that it wasa prostitue gaining some owed money? Yes,I am sick and twisted and proboly perverted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Yes,I am sick and twisted and proboly perverted.. we already drew that conlusion along time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 I am also sick and perverted....it's the way to be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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