Kjølen Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Post here your histerical quotes and convos. Bart: You can't sell my elephant dad. Homer: Dont worry Bart... I'll get you a new elephant. Ivery Dealer: I'll buy that one, too. Homer: DONE. Elaine: So those numbskulls at city hall declared me dead! Guybrush: What about me? Did they say anything about me? Elaine: No, anyways, then they sold all my stuff then set the mansion up for demolishion. Guybrush: *Quickly* That's terrible hunny. *A little slower* Did they sell any of MY stuff? *Elaine Ignores* Elaine: Somethings rotten on Mêlée Island. Guybrush: i know, but the stench usually drifts away at high tide. Elaine: I've got a plan. Guybrush: ...although sometimes it lingers during an Eclipse... Elaine: Ugh. Guybrush! Elaine: There's something fishy about that guy. Guybrush: Really? I thought he smelled more like a rotting corpes. Elaine: I've got another plan! Guybrush: ... with just a hint of oragano... Elaine: GUYBRUSH! *Guybrush looks in his pants for the stuff you've gotten* Squeaky/pimply guy from the Simpsons: Uh, sir, I don't know what your doing, but I'm pretty sure its against store policies. *Guybrush looks in his pants for the stuff you've gotten, in a different place* Freddy: What are you doing, you dont want to scare away the ladies. Guybrush: I'm just looking at my stuff, sir. Freddy: Stuff... so thats what they call it now days...STUFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Best Quote Ever: "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 "...at godlike speed." "...at super-godlike speed." "...beyond godlike speed." - Kenshin Himura & co. Anonymous Quotes "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Facts, although interesting, are irrelevant." "All generalizations are false, including this one." "Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 quotes are for people that can't think for themselves! -ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Posted by Redwing Anonymous Quotes "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." LMFAO It's so true... Okay, my turn... "American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything." -- Stephen Leacock "The glass is neither half full nor half empty... It has simply been poorly engineered and is therefore too large for the fluid contained therein" -- By unknown, and tweaked by me ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 "Don't worry son, people die everyday, why you could wake up dead tomorrow..." - Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiran Halcyon Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 I'm Keiran Halcyon, Jedi under the Service of The New Republic - Me (Keiran Halcyon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 "Flyboys, all they think about is sex" - Mirax Terrik (out of the whole X-Wing series, that's the only quote i can remember edit: oh and here's a page full of quotes... http://www.thecrisiscenter.net/2040/2040_quotes.html "Damn those Knight Sabers to hell! I NEED SOME COFFEE!!" - Leon McNichol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 "Sorry,we are biased against stupidity."-Drooling Iguana from 8-bit theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 kowash!te watashi no kokoro o, akai kanashimi ga afurete nagarete kuru kara translation: Break my heart, because a red sorrow is spilling out from it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 What's a sorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 "You Suck" - Rogue Nine (don't ask me, i just cut n paste... u picky bastard ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Admiral: What do you want Homer? Homer: Peas. Admiral: We all want peace, but it's always out of reach. Homer: Aw. Admiral: And how do we get peace? Homer: With a knife. Admiral: That's right, not with the olive branch, but the bayonet. Homer: Is the poop deck really what I think it is? EDIT:Just added the quote above this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 If you close me i shall reopen larger than u can possibly imagine - Darth Paper Clip Microsith.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 another quote by me, which probably existed before i made it up.. If it ain't broke, upgrade it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 just because i don't know something doesn't mean i'm stupid, it means you failed to tell me. -dunno who said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 I have a new one every few weeks. Just look in the sig. One I like though, "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just be a vegetarian." There'll be more. Coming soon to a sig near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 my favorite quote right now is: Not with ten thousand men can you do this! hehe that's like the perfect line to say to your boss when he asks you to help him do something!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 Arg... Stupid getting logged out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang..." -Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket Anything Hartman says. -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket "Any women, or children? 'Sometimes..." "How can you shoot women, and children?" "Easy! Y'all just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?" -Joker, talking to the helicopter gunner, in Full Metal Jacket "You just can't drive, honey! Hell, I can't swim, I know I can't... So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out tha' pool!" -Donny Astricky in Gone In 60 Seconds Anything Mav and Goose say. -Maverick and Goose in Top Gun "I still don't like you... But you can be my wingman any time." "Bull****. You can be mine!" -Iceman and Maverick in Top Gun "I wanted to watch some TV... It's kinda hard to do when your best friend is wrapped around a naked rug-muncher on your couch..." "She had boxers on..." -Banky and Holden in Chasing Amy "Somebody must have a burr up his ass to go for a stunt like this." -Bart Mancuso in The Hunt For Red October "Let them sing." -Marko Ramius in The Hunt For Red October "You're afraid of our fleet. You should be... Personally, I give us one chance in three." -Marko Ramius in The Hunt For Red October "Your aircraft have dropped enough sonobouys so a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet... Now shall we dispense with the bull?" -Jeffery Pelt in The Hunt For Red October "You masturbate more than anyone on the planet." "Dude, everybody knows that... Tell me something nobody knows!" "When you do it, you're thinking about guys." *pause* "Dude, not all the time..." -Rufus and Jay in Dogma "How do you go to the bathroom in space?" "Well, it's a highly technical process of rolling down the window and looking for a gas station..." -Jim Lovell, replying to a reporter, in Apollo 13 "Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace." "William Wallace is 7 feet tall." "Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight? "Fight against that? No, we will run, and we will live." "Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom." -William Wallace in Braveheart And finally, my sig. More to come tomorrow when I'm bored in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 @ Nitro: wow, guess you don't like one at a time then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 Originally posted by LucasForums Welcome back, Hèkx Nòxú Best. Quote. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 Favorite Quotes: Lynk: U NOG I shot him, he's dead Im gonna rip them a new one Rogue 15: INVASION! Redwing: Leave your sanity at the door Juztyn: Have a small, chocolate covered gnort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 Here's a quote that RFH would put if was here: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. - No clue who said it though. My Quotes: That's great! That's just f*cking great! Now what the f*ck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh*t now man! - One of the marines in Aliens. Danger Will Robinson, Danger! - Robot from Lost In Space Carter: Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?! Lee: I did! Carter: No, you didn't! Lee: I said MMM! Carter: What the hell is MMM? Lee: MMM! Bomb! - Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 2 Huff! Puff! Typical! - Wolf from The 10th Kingdom Deadly kick for a fat f*cker, ya know that? - Mickey (Brad Pitt) in Snatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 9, 2002 Author Share Posted December 9, 2002 Originally posted by Lynk Former "Don't worry son, people die everyday, why you could wake up dead tomorrow..." - Homer Simpson "....good night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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