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DARK DAN

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Oh man, there's so many! Though the two standing out in my mind right now are,

 

1. "...Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now, perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai..."

 

2. "Toss me."

 

 

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Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl! I sent two units, they're bringing her down now.

Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

 

Gimli: Toss me but don't tell the Elf.

 

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?

Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.

Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.

Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

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Hmm lets see...heck, my sig! :D

 

As for Lotr I like Gandalfs "A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arives precisely when he means to. :)

 

And Matrix I like Agent Smiths "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, your plague, and we are the cure." Hope I got that right. ;)

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Originally posted by MydnightPsion

couldn't you of picked a better spot? - gimli TTT

 

would you like me to explain it to you...or shall i get a box - legolas TTT

 

what was the box about? i remember the quote but forgot what it was about.

by the way, "You have interfered with our affairs for the last time" was good (I have no fav, and this is for variety).

 

edit: oh, never mind about the box, I remembered.

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Originally posted by DARK DAN

 

A wizard is never late or never early he arrives on time

 

 

 

To quote verbatum from the movie, cause its also one of my favorite lines:

 

"A wizard is never late...nor is he early...he arrives precisely when he means to."

 

more LOTR lines:

 

Gimli: "Breathing....thats the key..."

 

Gandalf/Bilbo: "The Road goes ever on and on

Out from the door where it began.

Now far ahead the Road has gone,

Let others follow it who can!

Let them a journey new begin,

But I at last with weary feet

Will turn towards the lighted inn,

My evening-rest and sleep to meet"

 

 

The Matrix:

 

Morpheus: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

 

Neo: "Are you saying that I can dodge bullets?"

Morpheus: "No, I'm saying that when the time comes, you won't have to."

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Look at my sig. :D

 

I also like some other ones.

 

Gimil : Well here's one Dwarf that witch won't ensnare so easily, I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of fox.

 

*Get's an arrow pointed in his face*

 

Elf Guy: That Dwarf breathes so loud that we could of shot him in the dark

 

I also like

 

Leia: Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

 

Mouse: So I heard you've run through the Agent running program

 

Neo: Yah

 

Mouse: You know I designed her

 

Neo: Who?

 

Mouse: The women in the red dress

You know she doesn't talk much but I could arrange a more personalized meunuion.

 

:duel::lsduel:

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Originally posted by MydnightPsion

couldn't you of picked a better spot? - gimli TTT

 

would you like me to explain it to you...or shall i get a box- legolas TTT

 

actually, it's

 

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

 

My favorite quote(s) are:

 

Smeagol: "But masters my friend."

 

Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."

 

Smeagol: "Not listening. I'm not listening"

 

- Smeagol and Gollum arguing in LOTR: TTT

 

Smeagol: "Spoil a nice fish. Give it to us raw... and wrrrrrrriggling... You keep nasty chips."

 

Sam: "You're hopeless."

 

 

Oh, and its :

Gimli: "Oh c'mon, we can take em."

Aragorn: "Its a long way"

Gimli: "Toss me."

Aragorn: "What?"

Gimli:" I cannot jump the distance. You have to toss me... eehhh. Don't tell the elf.

Aragorn:" Not a word. "

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