Eets Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Hey folks! I'm back from the hairy nether-regions that are otherwise known as Florida. It is currently 1:31 AM and I am still on a Mountain Dew buzz. Here's a diary of my road trip. I'll be omitting the trip down to florida and my time spent in florida because, well, I really don't remember much of it. Monday, February 2-something, 2003 9 AM: Ahh, another beautiful Florida morning. I sincerely enjoy waking up each day to fifteen mosquito bites all over my freakin body. 10 AM: Hmm, getting kind of hot. But I will survive. Ohhh yeah I'll suhviiivve...*sings*... 10:02 AM: Hey, this "loading of the vehicle" isn't all that bad! 10:03 AM: Okay, I'm sick of this. I hate loading this frigging van. What the hell did my sister put in this bag anyway, a corpse? It sure smells like it.. 11:00 AM: I'm on the road! Yippeeee! 12:00 PM: Okay, I'm bored. Maybe I'll.. sleep or something.. *blur* 2:00 PM: Yay! We're stopping at a buffet for lunch/dinner! God I'm hungry... 2:05 PM: *walks up to the buffet table* *looks behind him into the private conference room and notices 50-100 beautiful, teenage girls* Whoah! A smorgasboard of women! I'll bite! Wait a minute.. what kind of buffet is this?! *blur* 8:00 PM: Ahhh, wonderful hotel room! How I've missed thee! Well, I'd better get to unloading the van! 8:15 PM: Jebus Cripes, what the hell did she put in this bag!? 9:00 PM: Hmm.. bored.. let's see what's on TV. Gah! Father and Sister hogging TV! @#$%ers. I'll get on teh computer! 9:15 PM: Ahhh, dear, sweet lucasforums... (sees LF header) 9:30 PM: Yes... Lucasforums.. annnnny day now.... 9:40 PM: FRIGGING DIALUP!!!! Day 2 12:00 PM: Ahh, sleep is good. Time to go eat! 4:00 PM: On the road again! Woo! I hate loading this damned van!! What the hell did she put in that bag!? 6:00 PM: Must.. Pee.. (By this time I am crossing my legs harder than a gay real estate agent) WTF! TRAFFIC!? NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 6:15 PM: *tinkles in empty mcdonalds cup* DAMN THOSE HIGHWAY ACCIDENTS!! 6:16 PM: What?! Traffic's going faster?! We're stopping at a gas station with luxurious restrooms and $.75 condoms?! GAH!! 6:32 PM: Mmm.. Mountain Dew and a Slim Jim.. Thank you god! 7:53 PM: Mountain Dew almost gone. Heheh, my dad hates mountain dew. *hands his dad his opened mountain dew bottle when he asked for his grape juice* 7:53:31 PM: *laughs his ass off as his dad sputters mountain dew all over the windshield* 7:54 PM: *is cleaning windshield and nursing bruised arm* Damn this stuff gets sticky fast... 9:35 PM: Wooooooo!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW BUZZ!!!! *jams out to phil collins* 9:36 PM: *realizes he hates phil collins and slaps himself for jamming out to it* 9:54 PM: *rubs chin* hmm... must shave chinchilla growing on chin. heh.. chin... chilla.. chin chilla.. hehheh heh heheheh.. chinchilla.. hehehehehehhehehehe 10:25 PM: Did that car just wink at me? 10:43 PM: Son of a! Dad just turned off radio. Said something about my saying the F word three times during song. Must stop downloading uncensored songs from kazaa. 11:36 PM: Note to self: Drink Mountain Dew before making love to energetic supermodel. 12:00 AM: Home at last!! Must unload the van AGAIN! 12:15 AM: GOOD LORD, WHAT THE **** DID SHE PUT IN THIS ****ING BAG!?!?!?!? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Boba Rhett Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Originally posted by Eets 6:15 PM: *tinkles in empty mcdonalds cup* DAMN THOSE HIGHWAY ACCIDENTS!! You're... You're joking right? *points* HA! HA! HA! You shoulda handed your dad that cup. Now I must come up with new nicknames for you. How's, "The Tinkler" sound? Or maybe, "Wiz Kid"? Oh, I know! McPee-Cup Boy! It's long and doesn't rhyme but people will get it. Anyways, it's good to have you back.
Eets Posted February 26, 2003 Author Posted February 26, 2003 You've got to understand! There was highway on both sides of the van! I had nowhere to go!!
Darth Homer Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 I dunno..."Mountain Dew"??? also, I vote for "Whiz Kid"
Praetorian Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 I guess that explains the change in avatar!
swphreak Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Said bt Eets 9 AM: Ahh, another beautiful Florida morning. I sincerely enjoy waking up each day to fifteen mosquito bites all over my freakin body. yea, well, we don't like no tourists. they keep people like you away from our state! j/k They don't bother us. Just the tourists.
Boba Rhett Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 I think Floridians train their insects to attack outsiders. .... or maybe just the ones that pee in cups. Hehehee, I just can't let it go. Did it play out like that scene in Dumb and Dumber?
Fishflesh Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 cool i am comming to Florida this summer have any advise?
swphreak Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 dont be an old fart driving a Cadilac.... we got too many of those, and I'm just barely managing not to run them off the road because they drive so slow....
Lord Fergie Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Originally posted by Eets You've got to understand! There was highway on both sides of the van! I had nowhere to go!! Some things are left better unsaid but this one is hilarious
Rogue Nine Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Originally posted by Eets 11:36 PM: Note to self: Drink Mountain Dew before making love to energetic supermodel. 12:00 PM: Home at last!! Must unload the van AGAIN! You went at it for a whole 12 hours. Damn. You must have the stamina of a horse. Good job. Note: I could have said something a lot worse about this comment, but I decided to be nice.
Eets Posted February 26, 2003 Author Posted February 26, 2003 Whoops, gotta change that.. ^_^ And notice the "NOTE TO SELF"
Sherack Nhar Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 Good stuff, McPee-Cup boy So *what* was in that fricking bag?
Dagobahn Eagle Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 Oh my god.... The thing that cracks me up is the fact that your sis was watching you . *edited* You happy now? My god, I was joking!
Eets Posted February 27, 2003 Author Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Dagobahn Eagle Oh my god.... The thing that cracks me up is the fact that your sis was watching you . How old is she anyways? Did she get... hot-breathed:D? Gah, you're gross! She's like 10 years older than me and she wasn't watching anyway
darthfergie Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 ROTFL I would have saved my face and just gone in my pants instead of peeing in the car, with family all gathered around and laughing their heads off, in a cup. ROTFL ...ROTFL!!!
Darth Homer Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 I would also like to know what was in the bag, Wee-man...you made enough references to it to make us all suspicious....comeon....is it a dead body? I bet it was a dead body...
Eets Posted February 27, 2003 Author Posted February 27, 2003 It turns out that the reason why it was heavy was because, well.. this is a woman we're talking about here. And it stunk because someone stuck some strawberries in there and they had gone rotten!
Rogue15 Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 mcpee!! eehehhehehe you should have pissed out the window!
Artoo Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 This whole thread makes me laugh, #1 cause it was writen under the influence of caffeine, and #2 because of everyone's dissection of it. hmmmmm, possible nicknames: McPee-Cup Boy Wee-Man Wiz Kid I like McPee-Cup Boy myself. Kinda rolls off the tongue.
Rogue Nine Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 Eets-y Boy, you knew full well that we would razz and jazz you for ever and ever should you let us know about this. Being the simple fool you are, you did. Thus, you must accept the consequences of your actions. All in the name of good entertainment.
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