Eets Posted February 27, 2003 Author Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Eets-y Boy, you knew full well that we would razz and jazz you for ever and ever should you let us know about this. Being the simple fool you are, you did. Thus, you must accept the consequences of your actions. All in the name of good entertainment. Yes well, It had to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Hmm...maybe we should start a vote to give Eets an offical nickname. I vote for McPee-Cup boy Originally posted by Boba Rhett I think Floridians train their insects to attack outsiders. :eek OH NO!!! He's onto us...he must be eliminated, Phreak. Get your blaster rifle...we're going Rhett hunting. BTW- I don't mind tourist coming to visit here in Florida. They spend there money here. Tourism is Florida's biggest industry. Tourism keeps the Florida economy going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 "I'll get the X-Wing, and fly cover while you go ground." Ya, but sometimes the tourism get really bad. Plus, I live in Jax, and most of the Tourism passes by there to get to Orlando or somewhere else. At least we're taking the suckers' money right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 omg...i used to live in jax. southside actually. moved this summer to hell, pennsylvania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Eets 2:05 PM: *walks up to the buffet table* *looks behind him into the private conference room and notices 50-100 beautiful, teenage girls* Whoah! A smorgasboard of women! I'll bite! Wait a minute.. what kind of buffet is this?! *blur* 8:00 PM: Ahhh, wonderful hotel room! How I've missed thee! Well, I'd better get to unloading the van! Ok, I'm pissed. 50-100 beautiful teenage girls then the next thing we see is you unloading a van!!! Get more detailed!!! Was this a cheerleading convention(I hope so:) I ran into one of those this summer. The doctor had to remove the smile from my face.) I love it when you go to a hotel and there's dozens of hot girls there.:sigh: Details! Details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak "I'll get the X-Wing, and fly cover while you go ground." Ya, but sometimes the tourism get really bad. Plus, I live in Jax, and most of the Tourism passes by there to get to Orlando or somewhere else. At least we're taking the suckers' money right? "I'll also release the mosquitos. I've programmed them so they will seek out Rhett." I live in Clearwater, and we always have tourists. Especially during spring break. Don't even try to go to the beach during spring break. It would take me 45 minutes - 1 hour to get to the beach instead of the usual 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted February 27, 2003 Author Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hannibal Ok, I'm pissed. 50-100 beautiful teenage girls then the next thing we see is you unloading a van!!! Get more detailed!!! Was this a cheerleading convention(I hope so:) I ran into one of those this summer. The doctor had to remove the smile from my face.) I love it when you go to a hotel and there's dozens of hot girls there.:sigh: Details! Details! Pfft! This is me we're talking about! Alls I did was eat my food and keep a watchful eye towards the buffet table! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 You pissed in a cup? Thats sick. I wonder if anyone was watching.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Hannibal Ok, I'm pissed. 50-100 beautiful teenage girls then the next thing we see is you unloading a van!!! Get more detailed!!! Was this a cheerleading convention(I hope so:) I ran into one of those this summer. The doctor had to remove the smile from my face.) I love it when you go to a hotel and there's dozens of hot girls there.:sigh: Details! Details! He probably doesn't want to admit that he got hit 50-100+ times by the girls. Or that they ran away shrieking.... You really should have given your dad that cup to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Flanders You pissed in a cup? Thats sick. I wonder if anyone was watching.. What do you think? He was in the same car as his family was, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 omg...i used to live in jax. southside actually. moved this summer to hell, pennsylvania. wow, thats close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 lol who cares if he pees in the cup or not... uv done it at the doctors office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by JEDI_MASTA lol who cares if he pees in the cup or not... uv done it at the doctors office Ok, everyone anything you do in the doctors office you can now do everywhere else. So walk up to a guy on the street turn your heads and cough. Girls....umm...I won't even go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 u guys are silly. u guys are also lucky. girls don't have an option of peeing in a cup on a long trip!! Have you guys seen the movie...crap whats its name........... where the little girl has to go but they are trying to reach a place in time to collect some cash so the dad makes her hang her butt out the window??? I forget the name of that movie. Anyways...sounds like an interesting trip eets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Yes:D Yeah, They are racing for the million dollars and he wouldn't stop. Turns out she hits the Police Car. Yeah that movie was pretty good. Twas called Rat Race I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 Yeah, Rat Race... heh "But I'm Prairy-doggin' it!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Hey STTCT, remember that girls are "allowed to" speed if they really have got to go (I know some people who have been stopped for speeding and got away with it when they said they were busting), and you are also "allowed to" use the boys' bathroom in an emergency (my god, I can picture a guy running into a girls' bathroom, but the other way is pretty aceepted actually). Now, I'm not saying that girls are not inferior...just playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by Eets Must unload the van AGAIN! I just found myself another euphanism for masturbation! This one beats even "Flog the dolphin", and comes pretty close to my favorite, "Doin' laundry"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 You really want to call it a van though? What about, "unloading the school bus"? I'd think that was much more preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Well, that would implicate children... I drive an extended Dodge Caravan, so the analogy's fine for me, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Hmmm. I suppose you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Ok, I'm adding "Vacating the bus." to my list as well, in honor of Rhett... However, you can only vacate the bus at predetermined locations, "bus stops" if you will, like schools, malls, and important downtown locations, as well as several optional roadside points. You can unload a van anywhere... Your house, your garage, your friend's house, your girlfriend's house, another country, a campground, Customs (though I'm sure the border guards might mind), or even into a loading bay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Well that was quite informative and I must thank you both for your analysis of the situation, but I'll have to ask you BOTH to refrain from talking about mastribation. Thank You. BAD RHETT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 I'm shocked. Keep it on IMs, guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 *dies laughing* Nice, N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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