nova_wolf Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 It was a typical british winter day (piddling rain and harsh wind), and I used to lie by the coast. My school decided it was not rugby weather, so forced us on a Cross Country run round Portsmouth instead Every so often, they made us stop and do some wierd excercise in relays or something. Last one on the way back was to split into teams of five, run to the top of this hill and back again, then tag. I did, and on the way down stumbled onto one knee. Got back up and came down to tag the next guy. He didn't move. Everyone was looking at me with shock filled expressions. 'What it is?' I asked. 'Err... Jon - you have no knee!' Looked down, and sure enough, there was a huge whole, located (luckily I discovered later) mere mm below the knee cap. Any higher, and I would have shattered it! Turns out when I stumbled, I must have landed on a large glass shard. Wouldn't mind, but the hole was so big, that the knock out injection had to be done 6 times, right into the gaping wound.... AARRGGGHHHH - PAIN! Strange thing is - it didn't hurt until I looked at it.... But was frozen numb by the poor weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 pirced nose with stone, broke a finger, cracked my chin, and have sliced most of my fingers, but the infected bite was the most painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griff38 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 When I was eighteen my brother shot me(accident) in the palm of my right hand with a .22, part of the bullet is still there. When I was 19 my best friend stabbed(accident) me in the palm of my left hand with an rambo knife. The knife didn't hurt, it cut the nerves, the 22 hurt like H*** , the back of my hand turned black from the bruising. Oh did I mention we were camping and I had to spend the night in the woods with a bullet in me? It was about 18 hours before i made it to a hospital. When I got stabbed I was also in the middle of nowhere. I was on maneuvers with the Marines in the California desert. It was about 8 hours before they got a helicopter to take me to a hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 3 things: The most recent one was about 2 hours ago on the pot. Boy that turd was huge. The most painful was during football training I did something to my lower back (dislocated a disk or something like that) and was forced to miss my entire senior year of football). I coulnd't move for about 3 days it hurt so bad. I remember I couldn't even lay down without extreme pain. The most memorable was when I peed on an electric fence. Boy that was surprising especially since I didn't know it was electrified. BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 about 7 years ago I was lighting a really big 4th of July sparkler. it lit suddenly torching my thumb:eek: . that was really painful. another time would be when I was sledding and caught my ear on a thorn. it tore my earlobe in half:( . I've never broken any bones though (thankfully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Jedi Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Stepping on a sewing needle (pathetic, Yes) but it hurt like hell. Was about 2-3 inchs long maybe about 5 even. I had about 2 inchs in my foot. Had to pull it out. Hurt like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 come on guys i dont wana read a paragraph about how somehing hurt. I kept it simple...broke 3 ribs...kept racing for another hour...won. i guess i could say i was in pain for 4 to 5 more weeks after that, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by MydnightPsion doing a running swanton bomb off my garage, missing the ass I was goin for, and smacked my back on the concrete walkway going through our yard...i just kinda stared off into space for about 5 minutes note: Swanton bomb is a 270 flip where your back hits there gut from the top rope in wrestlin Ouch but its a senton bomb not a swanton bomb. Or maybe im thinking of something different:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by Father Torque Ouch but its a senton bomb not a swanton bomb. Or maybe im thinking of something different:D swanton is what its called nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 sorry for double post but this one is good. I was at a soccer camp with 2 good friends. One of which had a whoop @$$ kick. I was was running down the right corner my friend two punted it and it hit me square in the mouth splitting my teeth apart like this ^. Later it formed to be staright !! but thier was still a gap and this was in 2nd grade im in 7th grade and the gap is still there. Also my teeth came in supa late so i have to wait for all of them to fall out before i can get braces:mad: . Stupid orthodontist. Also i have broken my pinkey 3 times, 2 highly sprained knees, 2 broken thumbs, a broken middle finger, my eye incident, i almost chipped a bone in my knee yesterday, i have had like 10 sprained hamstrings and few hyperextended leg and i fell of my friends trampoline there was a huge hole in the ground where it was placed so it was ground level and to keep the foundation up there were bricks. So when i fell my leg was caught between the trampoline and the brick and ripped the flesh. And when i was 4 my grandma was spraying me with a hose i fell on my rock driveway and split my knee open. I geuss you can say im prone to injury, but i dont cry:p . These mostly have happened in sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Trampoline you say. I know of them. They are evil. My most painful experience involving trampolines (not traditonal painful like a cut or broken bone), I was at my friends birthday party and well, she had a trampoline. She, being a gymnast, could pull of some insane tricks, and me, being the stupid, stupid little person that I am, agreed to try one one a bet. It was relatively simple, jump, land on my stomach and spin to land on my back. so, I tried it. The jumping was okay, I got pretty high; it was when I did the stomach thing that problems started. I went up, went flat to land on my stomach and landed. Problem: I wound up slightly tilted forward when landing so I didn't land on my stomach so much as my neck. I hit, my head snapped to one side, I heard a crack, and I just sort of lay there for the next half-hour while my friends killed themselves laughing. I won the bet though, it didn't require completing the trick, just trying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Once, me and my friend Steve (Kjolen) were jumping on a trampoline...and he landed on the trampoline a split second after I did, and weirdly caused a chain reaction, and my ankle got wobbly, and you can guess what happened. I sprained it.....and It hurt BAD! Didnt go to the doctor tho thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 See? Trampoline are evil. *shifty eyes* And something else painful that happened. Happened today, not excruciating or anything but it's annoying beyond belief. I strained my forearm playing badminton and now the middle finger on my right hand won't stop shaking. I keep clicking mouse buttons I don't mean too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 my brother threw a pencil at me once and it hit me in the eye, that hurt like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Getting punched in the stomach by a kid much larger and stronger than me. Hurt for a few days. I got a few nose bleeds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian Omega Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Hmmmmm, one time I was trying to catch a VERY Fast football without proper form and such that my thumb has suffered, and there was a BIG swelling there. I'm thankful I haven't broken any bones...............Though I did run into a pile of logs while skiing FAST down a hill and almost had a big injury. (I love my reflexes........ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I broke my arm in 2nd grade pretending to be Batman. But being puched by a guy is alot worse... I forgot why I got punched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 What that guy did in Guardiand Omega's thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Had my bone taken out and another put in. The operation didn't hurt but when i woke up it hurt like hell. Also, I imagine that Chemotherapy must be pretty painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I play Aussie Rules footy, and most of my really good injuries come from that. 4 broken noses - not the cartilage part, but the actual bridge of the nose, where it is bone. Four pairs of cracks there, with the last one knocking the cartilage a little straighter, so my nose isn't too crooked. Although haven't had that done for about 5 years. Dislocated shoulder - got rid of the ball, was tackled about 2-3 seconds afterwards, had started to relax, and was driven into the ground shoulder first. Dislocated my shoulder, but it went straight back in, more of a severe stretching of the shoulder area. Adrenalin kicked in, and was able to return to the field, but about 5 minutes after the game ended I could barely move my arm. Only to have my then g/f use my shoulder as something to support her as she jumped off some stairs a week later, and do more damage than the original injury. Can't serve a tennis ball properly any more. Dislocated Elbow - running towards ball, with opponent beside me, punched the ball away. Obviously he didn't like that he didn't get the ball, so he grabbed my arm and fell to the ground. My elbow hit the ground first and, like my elbow it was a dislocation, or a severe jarring that hurt it like hell. Had arm in sling for only 2 days, then got back into moving it again. Slipped Disc - playing netball, was running with the flight of the ball flat out, turned slightly sideways and hit the goal post with the bone on my hip about 5-10 cms from my spine. At the time it felt fine, but after playing the rest of that game, doing football training the next day, playing another game of netball the day after that, and started to train for football again the day after that, I could no longer reach my knees. Woke up the next morning barely able to walk, and had a slipped disc. All I could do for about 3 days was slowly walk, and lie straight. I still have trouble with it on hard grounds - jars it too much.. Last but not least: Torn Ligament in Knee - playing football, had the ball, just after kicking the ball, my foot slipped across a piece of bad ground. Then the stops in my boots gripped, placing my foot about 20-30 cms out of place with where it was expected. This was enough for me to have my weight too far forward on my knee, which then hyper-extended (went too straight). Also as this happened I got tackled from the side, which did a little bit of damage as well. End result - on ground rolling around with pain in the knee. Stretchered off the ground. By this time the shock had made my knee numb, and the only pain was in the calf - injured along with the knee. By the end of the night I could no longer bend my knee, and occassionally my knee was going too straight. Tore my Anterior Cruciate Ligament clean in half - have had a knee reconstruction about 11 weeks ago. Allowed to start light jogging again this time next week. To top it off 2 days after injuring my knee, I was in the room in the hospital as my g-pa died, and was a pall bearer at the funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Man the doctors must know you by know:). And your moms credit card number:p Just today i tried to do a soul grind on the bleechers in the gym my foot slipped and slipped i hit the end of the bleechers with my back. I was laying there for a while then i got up and my back was slumped over[like an old man] then someone missed a half court bomb it hit me in the back knocking me on to the bleechers and hitting my head on the bleechers and screwing up my hair:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 katarn 07 you're not very old are you? i say that just cuz you don't have any experiences like the rest of us ok, now to the pain. when i broke my arm it bent the wrong way cuz it hyperextends anyway, and it snapped back the right way so it dislocated and broke chunks off all over, i was gonna "knock it back in place" cuz it just looked dislocated, but i found out that if i had it woulda severed the nerves and i wouldn't be able to use my right arm anymore, woulda sucked cuz i like motorcycles and all the good stuff that requires TWO hands, i started saying every cus word available and making up some, then i saw my mom coming and i stopped cuz she doesn't like it, then i got up and walked to the car and my dad drove me to the hospital at a normal pace, telling stories of his injuries, then the lady at the desk asked us what we thought was wrong w/it! my dad was like "well since i'm not a goddamned doctor, I DON'T KNOW, but i'd appreciate it if you could get him someone who knows what to do" and all the while i just sat there and tried to show her but she was sitting down and i wasn't tall enough/ABLE to stick my arm over the desk and show her, so they sat me on a bed for 20 min. and gave me a shot in the ass, the coolest workman there was the security guard who wasn't very bright (he kept assuring my dad that i needed to be there, as if he didn't already know, there's more but i can't remember what he said right now, i was starting to go out at the time the x-rays were being taken, i think i told the lady to go to hell cuz i didn't want to move my arm. i went into surgery and woke up the next day at 8 or so, they kept trying to give me pain killers (screw that, i was gonna save my parents as much money as i could) so i made them take the IV out and i was out of there in time to go to my baseball game later that day (around 5 or so...women love someone who's just been in lots of pain) i've stepped on nails that have gone through. fell on a FLAT, ROUND rock which went through my skin basically squishing it out of the way cuz of so much force, bled a long time. stepped on a 1 1/4 inch piece of glass, 1 inch went into my foot, thought it was just a rock so i hit it w/my hand not thinking, that just cut me even more. i knocked my teeth through my bottom lip twice while trying flips on a trampoline. wrecked MANY times on motorcycles and bikes. been in a couple of fights, been jumped a couple times too. shaving cuts from shaving down from swimming (trust me, i feel for women now ). when playing baseball w/my bros and friends i swung and the bat came around and hit me in the face, don't know how, but it happened. been hit in the face, back, hand, leg, etc. by baseballs during games (they were fast pitchers too). i fractured two bones in my right hand, one from a fight (had to swim the next day too) and one when i punched a locker. i've woken up w/my leg dislocated (the ball-n-socket joint) twice, knocked it back in myself cuz i freaked out (don't know how it happened either). i think i have a hairline fracture in my thumb cuz my friend kicked it and now it keeps getting hit and cracking again and it won't quit hurting. got kicked in the eye during a fight (slipped on ice, i'm the dumbass for fighting on it) and it cut me, now i have a scar. i have a couple of scars on my face from getting punched by someone w/rings. my head has scars from getting jumped by about 5-6 natives at a time (i'm not racist, but they are, cuz i'm white i needed a beating, they don't say much now ) the broken arm was the worst (couldn't ya tell ) and most painful, and i took out the concusion one i just had cuz my post was getting too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 well lets see here, ill give each incident its own little paragraph because they are all special to me, and just as ep2 anakin all of these in the first 16 years of my life. trying to do flips off of a bridge at school (the bridge was taken down after an incident with a kid who broke 6 bones), landed on my upperback/neck and couldnt breathe for a few minutes. walking along a hill (a big steep hill i might add) and being smoked by a skiier who came to close, i had to be carried home and my leg readjusted. biking along, car came out of nowhere i turned quickly out of the way (damn teenage drivers)... into an oak tree. that one wasnt so much painful as embarassing but i still get made fun of for it so i put it in. rollerblading to school along my usual path, black mercedes out of nowhere comes up from behind (damn teenage drivers) i jump out of the way, skid along my face for a few feet. kept on going to school, got told that id have scars until i died (already all gone watching a game of volleyball from my perch (a lawnchair on a table on concrete), laughed, fell off, cracked my head on the concrete and bled for about 20 minutes. 8 concussions of various severities caused mostly by damn teenage drivers. going home from a friends house, im sitting behind the driver, shes driving at 130, run over a divide and hit a small pole first, (this knocked the seatbelt off my sweater and onto my neck), hit a lamp post still going 130. i still have that scar on my neck and i was told that by all rights i shouldnt have lived. (yet again DAMN TEENAGE DRIVERS) driving home from an english exam, im passenger side front. my friend goes through a stop sign and T-bones a cavalier. we end up on a lawn. ( you guessed it, damn teenage drivers!) being hit in the face with a baseball bat (dont mess with my sister.... what? i was 5 for christs sake!) im not sure which of those is my most painful, but i guess ill go with the car accident when we hit the pole. that car was completely totaled, i was the only one not to go to the hospital from that. im not sure if this scar on my neck will ever heal... but it isnt a bad conversation starter lol. ooo, i just remembered. during the summer i was hanging out with my brothers friends and i got thrown out of a tree onto the roof of my house, i only partially made it (caught my face on the gutter) and then fell from the gutter to the concrete below. cracking my head yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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