Lunatic Jedi Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Ugh. I've had the flu and I've been stuck in bed for about 5 days now. I'm almost better, but it was really nasty the first day. The chills were so horrible that I would be shivering violently under about 6 inches worth of blankets. I had just about every standard issue flu symptom: Chills, headache, sinus congestion, coughing. And of course who could forget that other charming accessory to influenza... ASS-BLASTING DIARRHEA! :eek: I'm almost better, but I still have some recovering to do. Wish me luck!
Reborn Outcast Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Hope ya get better!!! Did you miss school or work? That makes it worthwhile.
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 11, 2003 Author Posted March 11, 2003 Yeah, I missed a day and a half of school, and I may have to miss tommorrow. I don't know if its made it all worthwhile. I'm gonna have a crapload of work to do.
Rogue Nine Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi I'm gonna have a crapload of work to do. Feeling punny, are we? Feel better.
Pedantic Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi ASS-BLASTING DIARRHEA! Now that is the most disgusting detail I have ever heard. Sorry you're sick, dog. Hope you feel better soon.
Taos Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Some things are better left unsaid. That's just gross.
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 11, 2003 Author Posted March 11, 2003 Thanks. Right now my big problem is my coughing. Its all mucusy and stuff... yech.
Darth Groovy Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 I'm rather surprised you didn't tell us what color it was. Best cure for runs, is 7-up, and stay away from swimming pools.
leXX Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 And I was just about to eat some lunch, I think I'll skip it now! :|
ckcsaber Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 AH yes, the Ass Blasting DIARRHEA is somethong you must always watch out for. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that whole bucket of cherries.....
dvader28 Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 wait until you get food poisoning laddo.....then it blasts outta both ends
nova_wolf Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Err.. dudes - I was eating here when i checked this thread... ARGH - how about's some warning next time...
swphreak Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 oh god.... nasty thought... I'm gonna be sick.... :barf:
Divine Spirit Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 thats bad but its not distressing on christmas eve i woke up and i couldnt even open my eyes!!! so i started rubbing them and they had crusted over with whatever and i had to try and rip my 2 eyelids apart! turns out i had conjunctivitus.....whatever that is.
Clemme w/Stick Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi And of course who could forget that other charming accessory to influenza... ASS-BLASTING DIARRHEA! :eek: Good luck on your recovering d00d! I hate the part of the flu! Well, who doesnt hate diarrhea? -Clemme
dvader28 Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 conjuctivitis is an infection in the conjuctiva I had sinusitis one xmas....lost half a pint of blood through my nose, and had, literally, a blinding headache. Sinuses still aren't right to this day. Avoid it, girls and boys, avoid it.
Divine Spirit Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by dvader28 conjuctivitis is an infection in the conjuctiva I had sinusitis one xmas....lost half a pint of blood through my nose, and had, literally, a blinding headache. Sinuses still aren't right to this day. Avoid it, girls and boys, avoid it. So tell me, master, how will we know it when we see it?
Pisces Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Ass-blasting diarrhea. Gee, thanks for being graphic. Get better though.
Guardian Omega Posted March 11, 2003 Posted March 11, 2003 Ah I recently got over the flu, and here's one INVALUABLE TIP..... Wearing socks does wonders for the chills......... *Reads more* O_O Thank god I never had diaherra when I had the flu...Come to think of it, I never took a crap, good thing!
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 12, 2003 Author Posted March 12, 2003 Weird thing is, the diarrhea doesn't hurt. I guess that's good. Oh, and sorry for those of you who now have zero appettite. I have no appettite too. Its sucks. The flu seems to make you never want to eat anything. It also seems to make everything taste like crap (figuratively, of course). Oh, and dvader, I have pretty ****ed up sinuses too, so you're not alone. Right now my right ear is hopelessly plugged up. I just hope its my sinuses and not an ear infection.
RpTheHotrod Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 Texas Definitions: "Blowing A Hippo" -Bending over in the shower and blowing it all over the wall USE--- I blew a hippo in the shower "Fumble" - When you think you're just going to fart, but something solid comes out with it USE--- I think I fumbled okay...I'm making myself sick now.
ShockV1.89 Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 Mmm, I feel like a chocolate bar... Snickers, anyone?
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