Lynk Former Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Vader: I'm a little teapot short and stout. This is my handle this is my spout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 "does that helmet make my head look big?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Apprentice Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 "Aww, poodoo you silly little stormtroopers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 "Captain Needa, can I give you a hug?" "Oh my God! Oh...my....God! I just killed that man! Get some bacta over here right now!" *Vader is jumping up and down as he says this. His hands are also in a "ghey posture"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 "TAG!":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundark Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 "does this armor make me look fat?" "dont make me do to you what i did to those jedi..." "so golf Tuesday, huh?" "geeze, quit calling me ani!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 to : are you an angel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by gundark "does this armor make me look fat?" "dont make me do to you what i did to those jedi..." "so golf Tuesday, huh?" "geeze, quit calling me ani!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 to : "we could keep it a secret." ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 to emperor: "show me how you do that lightning stuff, looks cool!" to Tarkin: "You look tense. Do you want a massage?" "HEEEEY MACARENA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Not sure how well this actually fits in here, but it does sound like some things Vader would never say. Not to mention it's funny as all hell A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Darth Vader: "No! I am your father!" Luke: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." Darth Vader: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." Luke: "NO!" Darth Vader: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" Luke: "Threepio?" Darth Vader: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." Luke: "No." Darth Vader: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp." Luke: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" Darth Vader: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" Luke: "Well, it's not my fault." Darth Vader: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith ... waahhh wahhh!'" Luke: "Shut up." Darth Vader: "You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!" Luke: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" Darth Vader: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby! Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. Darth Vader: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine." Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. Darth Vader: "And get a haircut!" EDIT : I can't quite remember where I got it from, but it's around the net in a few places. Try a google search for "The Empire Strikes Back (real ending)" EDIT EDIT : Found one Click me... click me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 haha,lol:p thats really funny. i remember seeing that somewhere, where did you get it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Vader: God... This Imperialistic white, black and grey decor just doesnt do it for me anymore.... Admiral Ozel, prepare the ship and set course for Homebase.... And inform Ikea that I shall be ariving shortly.... Anakin Skywalker away from Padme for too long: So I cant even use Force Grip for THAT! But... whats so disturbing about doing that.... Yes Master Windu caught me, but it not like I was in the library doing it... Vader to Emperor - DUDE! Look - I know this GREAT little place for moisturiser.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 lol @ Reb, that's great! Vader: My favourite teletubbie is that one with the handbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Vader: I just love that Achy Breaky Sith song by Billy Ray Cyphilus..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 To Palpatine: Hey, you. Me. Your Throne room. No one will know. To Luke: You know, for being my daughter, Leia is kind of hot for the 70's and 80's. To Leia: You are a part of the Rebel alliance. and a traitor. Take here way!!! to my quarters for later tonight(and don't forget the slave bikini used on Tattooine:D To Obi-wan: When we last met, I was but an apprentice, now I am the master. But, how do you get it up so fast... THE LIGHTSABER... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue777 Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Palpatine to Vader: Tell Me MORE!!! Vader: NO! I Can't and I Won't! Palpatine(Lightning glows on fingertips): TELL ME!!!! Vader: OK, if your going to wine about it.(Sighs) Two Jedi walk into this canteena........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Apprentice Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Are you gellin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue777 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Vader:R2D2 rules! He's my hero. Vader to Emperor: Dude! You should try taking a bath every now and then. And the way you dress man, that old crusty look went out of style ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Vader: You know what, I'm tired of being the bad guy, let's go help the Gay And Lesbian Rights Movement. Vader: Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon Vader: Where's my fighter? (pan to Vader Fighter leaping to hyperspace with Palpatine inside)(little inside joke to those X-men 2000 Fans) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 Vader: "Take a chill pill luke" Vader: "Why don't you free your mind, have some Jawa Juce" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 vader: does my bum look big in this? luke: no.. but your head does vader: "join me and together we will rule the galaxy.. plus we could do some serious damage in the father/son sack race" vader: "obi-wan! my old friend, how are you? care for some tea?" vader: "the circle is complete, now i am the master" obi-wan "only the master of evil darth" vader: "now why would you say that?.. thats just mean! so i've made some bad choices over the years *sniff* everyone makes mistakes *sniff* i'm still human *sniff* i still have feelings!" *throws down lightsaber and runs off crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benTantilles Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Battle of Yavin, ANH. x-wings make their run on the death star... biggs: they're coming in too fast, i can't shake em! luke: hold on, biggs! *vader blows biggs to pieces* vader: now this is podracing! In the emperor presence, various occasions... vader: your lack of face is disturbing..... on the executor, in the hoth system... ozzel: ah, my lord. we've just come out of lightsp- vader: u have failed me for the last time, admiral. captain piett? piett: u killed him! vader: sith happens. on bespin, in cloud city.... vader: captain solo! i loved you in the indiana jones series! on the forest moon, with luke.... vader: ah, i see you have constructed a new lightsaber. tell me, which way do the batteries go in? at a bar, trying to pick up some chicks..... vader: hey, baby, why don't you bend over and let me see your dark side? ooooooooh....that was bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 *Gasp* I cant breath in this thing! I forgive you Captain Needa, nobodys perfect. Luke...Son, come with me...please?...Cmon...really Im not foolin...Ill be a good dad. Well fine! Be that way! Go talk to your precious old dead Ben all the time! I dont need you! I got an old wrinkly Sith at home who cares about me. Yeah, he even gave me my own star ship! What do ya think of that?! Huh, stupid kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Vader: (under the platform in the Emperors tower in ROTJ) you cant hide forever. even though my kids were taken away, I am the ultimate hide n seek master. what do you think me and the emperor do when not crushing rebel scum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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