Boba Rhett Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 [align=center] AFFLECK BUYS GEM-STUDDED LOO FOR J.LO[/align] Ben Affleck has bought fiancee Jennifer Lopez a $105,000 gem-studded toilet seat. The pop diva's new loo is encrusted with rubies, sapphires, pearls and a diamond. A source tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "The stones are set inside the plastic, so Jennifer's behind won't get scratched." Affleck, who is expected to marry his belle later this year, designed the seat himself. He told a friend, "Jennifer is my princess and she deserves only the best -- even when it comes to toilets." I... I.... I.... somebody tell me this is a joke. *shakes fists at sky whilst simultaniously stabbing picture of Afflek* Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 So you have more than two hands, Rhett? I thought so. On topic: *loads up shotgun and takes aim at pictures of J-Lo and Affleck* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 I'll have you know the picture was hanging from a pole located above me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 um........ riiiiiiiiiiight I'll go get..... a stick or something and join you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 what a waste.....can someone arrange for a plane wreck or something that is just SAD AND DISTURBING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_true_lynk Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Thats really quite wierd. I hope she doesent take it on the go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacherous Mercenary Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Wtf is up with Ben now? Hw shall we proceed to take the two targets out gentlemen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Not to be crass or anything() but she must be putting it on him!!! Jewel incrusted toilet? It's no Taj Mahal but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 what a waste..... I couldn't agree more! I really don't like either one of them anyways.....but I just can't imagine why you would want something like that. o.O Maybe it's just me......probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Heh.. the irony.. Spending over $100,00 on something you're just gonna **** on the next day.. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Nothing says love like: "Here's a new toilet seat!" *Starts humming "It's the end of the world as we know it."* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 You know why he did that? Because he can... Always wanted to say that about somebody A little extravagant, but hey, I'm in no position to judge him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterEd Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 It's gotta be fake. It can't be real. Why create a gem-studded toilet seat in the first place? Gems are to look and say that's nice. But not to sit on like that! I mean, what if you have a kid that constantly misses it and ends up having dirraria on your $105,000 toilet seat??? Ewww...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 You know, these two are a couple of jackasses. Last February, Ben Affleck(worst actor ever) was in Chicago with his wife, (J-Lo, biggest butt ever). I guess Ben was filming a movie, but they left about a week too early because........get this......."It was too cold", said Affleck too local press. Needless to say, neither one of them are too popular in the Chicago area now. Jackasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 I'm gonna take a wild guess..... you from Chicago? Why a gem incrested toilet seat? I'd rather have....... a Solid gold toilet seat!!! All the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak Why a gem incrested toilet seat? I'd rather have....... a Solid gold toilet seat!!! All the way! You can probably get one for cheap in Iraq. J-Lo is pissing a lot of people off with her arrogance. Like when she did that interview in her old neighborhood saying how much she loves it and the people their. But didn't sign one autograph or go any where near any people the whole time she was there. Jenny from the block? Not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 oh yea, they'll need to put in some steel infrastructure to support her big a-[oops!]. I don't like J-Lo or Ben.. never really have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak I'm gonna take a wild guess..... you from Chicago? Why a gem incrested toilet seat? I'd rather have....... a Solid gold toilet seat!!! All the way! Joliet actually, but close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 :eek: You live in Joliet! Thats my hometown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 ok, why shoul I care about this? he gave her a jewel encrusted toilet seat...bit excessive, yes, but look at it this way, it did create a job for people to do & gave 'em a nice chunk of change...if Ben wants to throw his money away, that's his business...must have been a slow news day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Homer ...must have been a slow news day... It's a California paper. What do ya want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterEd Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 But still...gems are to look at, not to crap on! Besides, Saddam had a gold filled bathroom anyway. Heard that from FOX News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Saddam....J. Lo... I don't know, there's something about that combination and the words 'weapons of mass destruction' that seems to fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Originally posted by Paragon_Leon Saddam....J. Lo... I don't know, there's something about that combination and the words 'weapons of mass destruction' that seems to fit. Well, with Saddam it's weapons, with J. Lo it's just weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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