Nightcrawler182 Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 I just saw Bruce Almighty, which I must say is a very good movie for Jim Carrey, and was wondering what are some of the things you would do if you were God or some other diety.
Spider AL Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 I look at the title of this thread, and I say... Whaddya mean what if I was almighty?
ckcsaber Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Free helper monkeys for every living person Wait! Helper Monkeys that don't crap our require food for every living person!
Nightcrawler182 Posted May 24, 2003 Author Posted May 24, 2003 If I were Almighty, I'd confine Richard Simmons, Oprah, and Carrot Top to a 10 ft room hovering above the earth.
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 I saw it a few months ago. Pretty good but the it got boring near the middle to end section. I would first make sure my hockey team wins the cup in 2004 and a close second would be to make Rhett wear pants always everywhere for everyone
El Sitherino Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 i would destroy all of mankind. they/we are a crude virus made up of multiple cells.
Tyrion Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 I would make everyone my slaves, and have total bliss and luxories. Oh,and I'd be the admin of every board, and love it. ^)^
matt-- Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tyrion Oh,and I'd be the admin of every board, and love it. I find it quite sad that this even crosses your mind if you had almighty power. I'm happy with my life, so I'd probably try to make others happy. Maybe even do something good for the world.
Tyrion Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by matt-windu I find it quite sad that this even crosses your mind if you had almighty power. I'm not excactly taking this seriously. Sure,if I did have almighty powers I'd be alot more benevolent, but we're not being serious about this. You might as well complain about every who wants thier own island, or even Rhett's no-pants idea.
Lord Siraious Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nightcrawler182 what are some of the things you would do if you were God or some other diety. Ummmmm... I think the almighty, the "Force" or whatever is doing an ok job as it is now. However I'd would probably come down here a little more often to kick Mankind in the b u t t for all the cruel and evil things it and individuals have done.
Joetheeskimo Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 If I were almighty I'd give laptops and Pocket PC's to everyone with internet access!!
Joetheeskimo Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Ummmmm... I think the almighty, the "Force" or whatever is doing an ok job as it is now. However I'd would probably come down here a little more often to kick Mankind in the b u t t for all the cruel and evil things it and individuals have done. I totally agree. I'd emprison polluters and exile them to Mars. And instead of letting the nice jury deal with criminals, I'd take 'em and throw 'em out in space! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Gosh I'm starting to sound like a criminal myself!
Lost Welshman Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Being Almighty would make me a lazy bum. I don't want to be evil, people will hate me (more) and I dont want to go parading around in tights, so saving people sounds like a bad Idea aswell. I think I'd just be me, I wouldn't have to get up to get food or the tv remote. And I wouldn't have to edit files to play Neo in Enter the Matrix. *Sigh* I'm fine as I am.
HertogJan Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 I'd give everyone good times and free grog... I actually meant free beer, but what the hell
Darklighter Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by InsaneSith i would destroy all of mankind. they/we are a crude virus made up of multiple cells. To a certain extent I completely agree with you. I would fly... *puts arms out in aeroplane motion*
J.K Luke Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 if I were almighty, I would rid this world from terrorists,viruses,diseases, crimes and make earth Garden of Eden
topshot Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 J.K. Luke wrote: if I were almighty, I would rid this world from terrorists,viruses,diseases, crimes and make earth Garden of Eden I, for one, have to completely agree with you on that one! If I were the Almighty One, I would make sure there really were such things as mutants. *Extends claws from wrist, while accidently webbing Nightcrawler's face.* Oops, I probably shouldn't done that! And I would make sure I didn't have to sleep at all. And I would make sure that Rhett got his wish of not having to wear any pants, except I wouldn't make anyone else do that!
Thrackan Solo Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 If I were Almighty I would rip all the tags off the mattresses! Muwhahaha:D And no one could do anything about it!
jokemaster Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Well, all of your wishes up till now were good ones *sees Rhett without pants* Except that one. I'd make myself a mutant with neo-like powers
Acrylic Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul I saw it a few months ago. Pretty good but the it got boring near the middle to end section. What do you mean? It just came out a little while ago.
Sam Fisher Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 If I were almighty, I would have all the consols, before they came out for the general public, all the new games before they came out for the public, ect...
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar What do you mean? It just came out a little while ago. I was part of a special viewing so they could find out the general populaces opinion. I am sure they added and took one or two things out with the editing from people's thoughts on the movie but I did see generally the whole movie. BigTeddyPaul
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