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Lamest moments in SW:

 

*Yoda dying in ROTJ

*Kenobi letting himself get killed. Think about it, it was all for nothing. Vader was going to let them escape anyway. Waste of a perfectly good Jedi.

*The amount of times we return to Tatooine. It makes sense in ANH and ROTJ. But why did Anakin have grow up on Tatooine? LAMO!!!

*Stormtroopers missing. What the heck is up with that? I can see a few shots missing, but like on Cloud city one stormtrooper shoots at Chewie (who is carrying a dismantled droid) 4 times. Chewie turns around slowly and shoots him once. What the heck is the stormtrooper armor worth having anyway?

*Boba Fett dying. I don't mind that he died, but it was without seeing some real action. Sure we saw the jetpack, and he wrapped up Luke's arms in a cable. WHOOPTIE FRICKING DOO!!!!!

*Qui Gon saving Jar Jar's life twice.

*Casting a kid way to young to play Anakin in TPM. So we knew Jake Lloyd was 8. We Also knew Natalie Portman was 18. Anakin was supposed to be 10 and Padme was supposed to be 14. I can see Portman playing a 14 year old. But it just didn't work with Jake Lloyd.

The climactic scene in TPM where any footage other than the duel was shown. Come on!!! We've got a really awesome duel where one Sith is taking on a Jedi MASTER and a Padawan (who is practically a graduated Jedi Knight) while using a new lightsaber we've never seen before. Who really gives a crap about whatever else is happening in the movie? Does anyone care about the space battle? No. Does anyone care about the firefight in the palace? No. We wanna see the duel!!!!

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What does that have to do with anything?

Anyway...

 

 

 

Originally posted by jedispy

Lamest moments in SW:

 

1*Yoda dying in ROTJ

2*Kenobi letting himself get killed. Think about it, it was all for nothing. Vader was going to let them escape anyway. Waste of a perfectly good Jedi.

3*The amount of times we return to Tatooine. It makes sense in ANH and ROTJ. But why did Anakin have grow up on Tatooine? LAMO!!!

4*Stormtroopers missing. What the heck is up with that? I can see a few shots missing, but like on Cloud city one stormtrooper shoots at Chewie (who is carrying a dismantled droid) 4 times. Chewie turns around slowly and shoots him once. What the heck is the stormtrooper armor worth having anyway?

5*Boba Fett dying. I don't mind that he died, but it was without seeing some real action. Sure we saw the jetpack, and he wrapped up Luke's arms in a cable. WHOOPTIE FRICKING DOO!!!!!

6*Qui Gon saving Jar Jar's life twice.

7*Casting a kid way to young to play Anakin in TPM. So we knew Jake Lloyd was 8. We Also knew Natalie Portman was 18. Anakin was supposed to be 10 and Padme was supposed to be 14. I can see Portman playing a 14 year old. But it just didn't work with Jake Lloyd.

8The climactic scene in TPM where any footage other than the duel was shown. Come on!!! We've got a really awesome duel where one Sith is taking on a Jedi MASTER and a Padawan (who is practically a graduated Jedi Knight) while using a new lightsaber we've never seen before. Who really gives a crap about whatever else is happening in the movie? Does anyone care about the space battle? No. Does anyone care about the firefight in the palace? No. We wanna see the duel!!!!

 

 

1-He was old...so he died...I don't how that can be lame?

 

2-He was old and worthless. Besides, how could he know that Vader was gonna let them go?

 

3-It makes sense to relate the place that Luke was raised with the place that his father was.

 

4-If the Stormtrooper didn't miss, all the heroes would be dead and there wouldn't be any story to tell.

 

5-He was nevertheless, a minor caracter. He died a quick death...that all...

 

6-no comment

 

7-It would be weird if someone older played him. He wouldn't look young enough. Still it's a lot better then if it was Haley Joel Osmond...

 

8-Yes we do care about the rest of the stuff. Like we cared as much about the Ewoks down on Endor, the Rebel Fleet battling the Imperial one and the Luke vs Vader final duel.

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Originally posted by jedispy

Lamest moments in SW:

 

 

*Kenobi letting himself get killed. Think about it, it was all for nothing. Vader was going to let them escape anyway. Waste of a perfectly good Jedi.

 

I disagree. Master Kenobi died and became one with the Force. Remember on the attack on thefirst Death star? Obi told him to trust his feelings and see what happened? Kaboom! Ben figured he could help Luke more if he were one with the Force.

 

Back to the subject. I thought Ep2 in general was on the lame side.

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Originally posted by jedispy

*Kenobi letting himself get killed.

 

Odd, I thought it was one of the coolest moments in the saga. Way to preserve character as well.

 

 

*Stormtroopers missing. What the heck is up with that? I can see a few shots missing, but like on Cloud city one stormtrooper shoots at Chewie (who is carrying a dismantled droid) 4 times. Chewie turns around slowly and shoots him once. What the heck is the stormtrooper armor worth having anyway?

 

Dude, check out Indiana Jones, heck any pulp movie. SW isn't exactly known for gritty, hard sci-fi.

 

My reply:

 

Endor. All of it, except where Luke confronts Vader in the AT-AT (where it got some of the TESB'ian seriousness back). Ewoks, self-destructing AT-ST's, pathetic Stormtroopers and slapstick humour - Endor had it all.

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