KBell Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Yep, im new here. I spend most of my time at the Swamp and EB, but i thought i might try posting here too, so i guess im a noob here *Shudders* Some of you should know me from ICR too Anyway, i hope to post here more ^_^
Alia Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Hey, welcome. I'm a virgin newbie myself. So I feel perfectly justified in leaving the task of a warm Aresen welcoming to steadier hands. I WILL however exert myself so far as to say "leave your sanity at th door." Or was it panties? Gee, I'm confused.
Rogue15 Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 sanity<----you mess with this and you die like a fool.
swphreak Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 nono, you gotta keep your panties... we like panties it's the sanity you leave at the door in some jar someone will put out soon. Welcome to the aresen insane asylum
topshot Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Welcome to my jedi-knightmare, KBell. Enjoy your stay. *Nails Aresen's door shut, making such plans for escape useless.* You can't leave this place. Wherever you go, you'll always come back for more. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *15 throws a brick at Topshot.* Okay, I'll shut up now............ *Runs off into the shadows.*
Kjølen Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Heya K. ^_^ Welcome to Arse-en. =D You'll become one of us. >=D Oh, I'm the puppy, BTW.
Redwing Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Welcome to Aresen KBell, and don't forget to check your sanity in at the door. You won't be needing it here
Eva Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Yes am new here as well.You see me at least eveyday because i got no life hahaha am creeping around here for now on
Devil Doll Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 welcome eva and Kbell!! I'm DD (doh!) and I made myself the official spanker here (no one noticed about that but i'll tell you now )so beware as red said, don't forget to leave your sanity at the door, you won't need it, and also close the door, it's frozen oh! and beware of Lizzie and Mr. Weasel, if you do something bad in Aresen, they will kill you
Lynk Former Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 [align=center]Hiya Kbell and Eva and WELCOME TO ARESEN[/align] I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of The Bubblegum Crisis Center and long time member and Prime Minister of Aresen and moderator of the SW Forums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog... Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in the mental asylum we call a forum... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! ¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog ¤ Do Not touch Elanesse. She is protected by me, Kynky Lynky Wynky, and Mr. D ¤ If you're from the C3F you've just violated the interforum treaty set in Melbourne, Australia in 2002. Therefore you must be shot on site. Now enjoy youself and... LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR (...don't forget to close the door behind you it's freezing outsite)
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Captain Andy: Both. Naked and crazy! That's how I like 'em... Welcome to Aresen, new units. We need more moving targets on the archery range--go on, get going. No time for 'noobie love.' Work first. Lynk: When the heck are you gonna put in the rule requiring people to have duct tape? My demands are simple. What are these people supposed to do in the event of a hull breach...?
Devil Doll Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 zoom rabit: Aresen ask what aresen needs , duck tape is not necessary at the moment Red: Maybe you should ask, it won't be good (for you) if you receive a message from me that you are going to receive a spanking, it will scare you maybe... or maybe not
Lynk Former Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Lynk: When the heck are you gonna put in the rule requiring people to have duct tape? My demands are simple. What are these people supposed to do in the event of a hull breach...? duct tape? I thought we were using gladwrap...
Redwing Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Captain Andy: Both. Naked and crazy! That's how I like 'em... Welcome to Aresen, new units. We need more moving targets on the archery range--go on, get going. No time for 'noobie love.' Work first. Lynk: When the heck are you gonna put in the rule requiring people to have duct tape? My demands are simple. What are these people supposed to do in the event of a hull breach...? No! Noobie love all the way We've got enough 'tards to make good moving targets (and you all know who they are ) Besides, I know KBell from elsewhere. He's tamed ^_~ edit: Fine DD, be that way explain
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Glad wrap? GLAD WRAP--? That does it. If we ever take micrometeor damage, you're off the damage control team! 'Glad wrap'...Sheesh!
Lynk Former Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Glad wrap? GLAD WRAP--? That does it. If we ever take micrometeor damage, you're off the damage control team! 'Glad wrap'...Sheesh! ...okay people we upgrade from glad wrap to that paste glue we used to use in kindergarten...
Redwing Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Glad wrap? GLAD WRAP--? That does it. If we ever take micrometeor damage, you're off the damage control team! 'Glad wrap'...Sheesh! Don't get MAD! Get GLAD!
Lynk Former Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Don't get MAD! Get GLAD! i want to hit you with a sledgehammer...
Reclaimer Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Welcome K to my err Aresen... Um Lynk mainly put down the rules so leave your sainity at the door. AND CLOSE IT!
Lynk Former Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Originally posted by Reclaimer Welcome K to my err Aresen... Um Lynk mainly put down the rules so leave your sainity at the door. AND CLOSE IT! YOU have no authority here though so XP
Ray Jones Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 *the jester steps into the scene* hey kbell. hey eva. you just need to say if you want trouble.. like i could use my blender here to find out if you like milk. *eva and kbell are nodding heavily* ok. i just wanted to check if you left your sanity at the door. obiously you did. so.. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII you. enjoy your stay. :D:D
El Sitherino Posted August 31, 2003 Posted August 31, 2003 *brings out duct tape* >_> rawr. *duct tapes reclaimers bum to his face* HUZZAH! *departs* *walks back in* you won't need this. *takes andy and eva's brains* >_> *takes their shirts also* >:]
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