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When Anakin became Vader he strayed from the prophecised path that he had, to bring balance to the Force (or so they thought), Luke's job was to destroy Vader and bring back Anakin. He did that, Anakin then did what was expected of him. He destroyed the Emperor bringing balance to the Force, the Jedi were purged, a new beginning is set with Luke as the head of it all to create a new jedi order...

 

 

...and what the hell is a newbie police?! You guys spend way too much time on these forums...

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But Ani never strayed from the prophesy, which said that there would be a time of great tribulation before the Force was balanced... I'm sure the Jedi just didn't expect the tribulation to be on the scale that happened.

 

And Anakin is the Chosen One. So spoke Lucas.

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Meanwhile:

 

Anakin mollesters Younglings,

Jared searches the far reaches of the galaxy for parts as a Rodian,

Luke argues with Jedi_Monk, Lynk Former, Darth Rythe and Ketis about who the chosen one is,

Initial D discusses new plots with George Lucas,

Jared returns to get a part in the new plots,

Jared does NOT get a part in the new plots,

Padme tells Anakin shes getting an abortion,

Anakin is wastes his time getting drunk with Michael Jackson,

Initial D becomes head of creative team,

Lucas decideds to have more episodes of Star Wars,

Jared auditions for parts in the new movies,

Anakin is found mollestered,

Jedi_Monk stabs Ketis,

Darth Rythe throws Lynk Former into the reactor core,

Jared does NOT get a role in the new movies,

Darth Rythe and Jedi_Monk decide to agree Padme is the chosen one,

Michael Jackson lands a role as the new Anakin,

the Younglings decide to quit the Episode Three,

Initial D decideds to hire Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy,

Jared auditions for the role as a youngling,

Jared DOES get the role as a youngling,

Padme gets an abortion,

Palpatine touches himself,

Lucas decides to not have more episodes of Star Wars after the release of Jurassic Park 4,

Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy in very short revealing Jedi Robes and have a cat fight during the movie,

Ali G stands outside Studio 4,

Anakin sues Michael Jackson,

Lucas buys shares in Jurassic Park 4,

Initial D runs,

Palpatine touches Jared,

Lucas goes bankrupt - any suprise?

Padme, Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy film a lesbian movie and post it on Kazaa

Palpatine is found dead... by mollestation,

Jackson "persuedes" Anakin to drop the charges,

Luke decides he's had enough and joins Blue and Elton John,

Jackson touches Jared

Jared likes it,

I Want To Touch A Jedi by Blue, Elton John and Luke Skywalker goes to number 2 in the charts,

Jared lands a role in Jacksons new movie.

 

 

... All happens I swear :cowdance

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Originally posted by Darth Rythe

If you were a spastic Jedi I'm sure you would do it also.

 

LUKE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!! I'm sure of it!!

 

What? Spastic Jedi? What the hell are you talking about?

 

And Luke isn't the chosen one. Lucas has already said that Anakin is the chosen one. How many times must this be repeated?

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GL goes on to "create" 4 spinoff t.v. shows about starwars entitled as follows:

 

- jar jar in the big blue house

- EWOKS - ( a bad take on the show COPS)

- a documentery about C-3po and elton john (and their music career)

- GL's self documentery entitled "i am just trying to show my vision". he creates an alternate original trilogy and hires gungans, ewoks, and furbies? to reprise rolls that Hamill, ford, and fisher can not fill.

 

Rick Mcallum will later shoot lucas...and star wars fans will percieve RM as a god.:cool:

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Yoda would obviously lose, since the Chosen Ones power overcomes the power of Yoda. Just because Yoda can do air flips doesn't mean he can beat the Chosen One.

 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! yoda is the best swordfighter in the galaxy (that came from an OFFICIAL book, not an EU book)

 

yoda would obviously win

 

 

Luke brings balance to the force...thats who the chosen one is.

wow, you never heard ANY philosophy before have you, ANIKAN BROUGHT BALANCE TO THE FORCE BY BRINGING BACK THE DARK SIDE, THEN EVENTUALLY KILLING IT (indirectly) BY BEING LUKES FATHER!!!

 

ANI IS THE CHOSEN ONE

 

 

 

 

and it would be nice if he did kill the kids, just to make the movie darker, how it should be

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and in the meanwhile this entire thread goes on about anything except the topic.

 

I can see the target now.

STAY ON TOPIC

they are comming into fast

STAY ON TOPIC

losen up

AAAAAAAH

 

 

to give a comment ON TOPIC....

Yes it would be dark if he killed the childeren. BUT he IS dark :) he becomes a frikken lord of the Sith. and as many have stated he already killed childeren (tusken) just because a few tusken hit on his mom :p. so..... i think its obvious he is capable of doing so... and i would frankly be disapointed if they cut it out... its PERFECT for the movie.

 

Wraith 8

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Originally posted by toenail1

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! yoda is the best swordfighter in the galaxy (that came from an OFFICIAL book, not an EU book)

 

yoda would obviously win

 

 

Palpatine: I see you becoming the greatest of all the Jedi, Anakin. Even more powerful than Master Yoda

 

Obi-Wan : Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midi-chlorian count that high

Qui-Gon : No Jedi has.

 

when Anakin becomes Vader he becomes the most powerful jedi in the galaxy.

Yoda knew the only thing that would stop Vader would be Anakin... i.e redemption, with a little help from one of his children.

Luke's whole aim was to turn Vader back from the darkside because then the prophesy could be fulfilled, the chosen one would bring balance back to the force (by throwing palpatine down a shaft)

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While I imagine this was one of those subjects meant to spark debate and discussion, George Lucas has stated in interviews that Anakin Skywalker is indeed the Chosen One. As far as the prophecy goes, Anakin brings balance to the Force since it is he who disposes of the imbalance. That is, he kills Emperor Palpatine in Return of the Jedi. Sure, Luke is the catalyst for this turn of events, but it is ultimately Anakin who makes the choice.

 

Please do not ever let me see anyone say Luke was the chosen one again.:lightning

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