Surfnshannon Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Rhett lives in the corn fields...I think there's more of a chance of thousands of cows and perhaps some sheep out there than women.Probably 1000 cows per actual woman. However these woman are probably all married. So he's pretty much screwed.... *dodges yoink stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 haha! IBrhett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett It's OK Rhett, I'll have ya. As long as you don't mind growing a beard and dressing up in spandex, I'm all yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 *opens up his trunk full of spandex suits and throws out razor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 thats.... kinda creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 *ARGHHHHH! CREEPY!!!!!!!!!! *I have nightmares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Rhett you might want to shave your ear hair also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu Rhett you might want to shave your ear hair also Who said anything about shaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 well, he threw our the razor... so i figured he'd shaved his legs at least:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Boy, this thread has taken a turn for the worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 not to point fingers but its all the ones fault!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway on to the girlfriend part: This girl i really really like i was talking to last night on instant messenger, well we were just talking bout certain things, virginity etc. Next day(today) i come in and i'm across the hallway and I hear her talking to some girl saying she was talking to me and she gave me her screen name and then i couldnt hear the rest... I'M SO PISSED lol... wish i knew wat she was saying about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 You should know what she was saying.....you understand girls afterall :p Dont worry too much about girls though, because they like to mess with boys minds. My friend had a girl he really liked, and she always told him how much she liked him, if only she didn't have her current boyfriend (Who is a linebacker for a college football team) and she was going to break up with him for my friend... Anyways, she was going to college in California and like the week before she was hangin out with my friend and apparently they made out the entire night, did a little somethin somethin else, and she stayed the night with him. But then she never broke up with her boyfriend, and whenever my friend talks to her about what's going on between them she says "I dont really want to be looking for a real relationship right now" I hate that girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Prime Boy, this thread has taken a turn for the worse... seems theres a lot of that goin around.. lets see if I can rescue it. check this out guys, its an interesting theory about girls http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html ET, seems like your friend got used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by XERXES ET, seems like your friend got used. Yeah, that's what I told him, though she STILL plays the mind games with him. She called him during christmas when she was back from california and wanted him to drive up and visit her.. I told him to tell her to rot in hell. I'm not sure what he ended up doing. Edit -- That link was awesome. So far i'm in complete agreement with their theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior Yeah, that's what I told him, though she STILL plays the mind games with him. She called him during christmas when she was back from california and wanted him to drive up and visit her.. I told him to tell her to rot in hell. I'm not sure what he ended up doing. I dont particularly think that site I linked is the greatest(but it does make some damn good points)....but maybe he should read it to find out whats being done to him if he doesnt listen to you. Everything on the link is legitimate and should be learned well...the only real factor it leaves out is relationships. oh and "in before the football dude beats his arse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Mike Windu lol, joe what have u been doing! O.o pimples in weird places how'd that happen... I only have acne in common places, and thats from too much dirt on my skin and etc You sickos!! By "weird places" i mean like on my legs, not in the private parts or anything! *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 i have a question: why is it that this crackhead gets the girl of my dreams and i get stuck with nada? *looks across the room* hey she's pretty hott. i think i'm gonna go try my chances on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by zoidburg why is it that this crackhead gets the girl of my dreams and i get stuck with nada? My question is...what crackhead, and who is the girl of your dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 *cries* my boyfriend thread isn't as popular as this one COME ON GIRLS GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND START REVEALING STORIES (naughty or nice i dont' give a flying rat's ass) :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior who is the girl of your dreams? Inflatable Sally [EDIT] OH, YEAH! post number 666! |,,|^_^|,,| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Zeeman, your thread is CLOSED. that should explain it.\ Well, see my Valentine's Day thread for what I'm doing for my girl . And to all you shy folks out there get over it i say once again. and now I leave you guys with some 50 cent I dunno what you heard about me but these chicks cant get a dolla outta me no cadillac no perms you cant see cause i'm a ************** **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 *Sigh* I've been dumped 3 times in a row. Yet now I like 2 people. I'm not sure who... I've been feeling a little depressed lately. I guess I don't have much luck with women... I whish I didn't have to go through with this... EDIT: Well it's 1 person now, but I just doubt I'll ever get back with her... I may act funny on other threads but really inside... I'm really depressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by MMMPIE!!! Inflatable Sally You mean sally has been with you!!!!! Salyy how could you!! *Runs out thinking about the good times* *The song 'memeries' starts playing in background* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Stories...stories...what kind of stories? I'll try and remember the stuff that I blocked. Hopefully it won't be like the Butterfly effect and I realise that I'm not married to my husband anymore and it turns out to be some Gross X boyfriend of mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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