Darth Groovy Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 My girlfreind sent me this e-mail. It's good for a quick laugh. This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day! And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co- workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - my son-in- law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Crusty Girdletush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Zippy Bubblelips I remembered that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Crusty Gizzardhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 I'm not saying mine. No farkin' way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by wassup I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. Hmm.. just use the second one, can't hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Boobie Girdlemouth TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phizzle Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Chim-Chim Girdlechunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 cheeseball chickenpants.... >_> *nibbles on self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Crusty applesniffer riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-st-carebear Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 HEy She took this out from 1 of the Captain Underpants book series: Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants! written by Dav pilkey i believe since that book also contain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 I'm not gonna say what mine comes out as....but if you want the letters are 1)m 2)a 3)s . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Loopy Cootiebrain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Poopsie Bubblebrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druid Bremen Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 ........... Zippy Applepants. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Poopsie Bubblelips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Loopie Cootieshorts WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Loopy Girdlehiney I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY NAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 snotty applebicuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|GG|Carl Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Loopy Burgerbun Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by |GG|Carl Loopy Burgerbun Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. I am an American and I've never heard of anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by wassup I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. Now i'm curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Zippy Apple-Tush B. < 900 posts!! w00t! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Oprah Cootietush. Classy,.. no? Coincidently, this is also my porn-star name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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