Darth Groovy Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 It's 1:30am. I'm tired and I want to go to sleep. This neighbor's dog has been barking for 6 ****ing hours streight. How do I get rid of a barking dog without going to jail? Help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 That's EASY! Soak a big piece of meat (pork chop, beef steak, etc...) in anti-freeze for half a day or so. Remove from anti-freeze marinade, serve, and voala! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Stab it with an icicle! Icicle then melts, no murder weapon, no fingerprints, no problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa_0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Homer Stab it with an icicle! Icicle then melts, no murder weapon, no fingerprints, no problem! Somebody has too much time on their hands! You could always talk to the owners, that might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Kick it in the bawbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by CapNColostomy That's EASY! Soak a big piece of meat (pork chop, beef steak, etc...) in anti-freeze for half a day or so. Remove from anti-freeze marinade, serve, and voala! yep, this also works 1. Go Buy an "Italian Meatball Sub" from subway 2. Remove the meatballs 3. Insert rat killer pellets into them 4. Feed the dumb mutt I hate dogs.....I prefer parrots ! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Or if you can't sort the dog out, drink a bottle of Jack. Then pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Buy the dog from your neighbour and give it some love and attention. Then it won't bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Or if you can't sort the dog out, drink a bottle of Jack. Then pass out. works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Or you could grab him by his collar and drop him in a sewer pit... but he'll be found again if it's not raining hard... I don't know how sewer pit's look in America (Do they even call them that over there?) but where i live, it's possible, if it's not a large dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 I'm guessing you got it settled? What did you do? (Unless of course, you stayed up all night, and he is still barking ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Easy. Stick a cat in his mouth. The dog shuts up, and there is one less cat in the world. Everybody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 The dog shuts up, and there is one less cat in the world. Hmm, just to be safe, you'd better make it two cats. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Easy. Stick a cat in his mouth. The dog shuts up, and there is one less cat in the world. Everybody wins. genius at work here LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 I just bark back and then knock on the neighbor's door. Or call the cop.s Either one has its plusses and minuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Soak a big piece of meat (pork chop, beef steak, etc...) in anti-freeze for half a day or so. Remove from anti-freeze marinade, serve, and voala! Or if you can't sort the dog out, drink a bottle of Jack. Then pass out. Stab it with an icicle! Icicle then melts, no murder weapon, no fingerprints, no problem! Easy. Stick a cat in his mouth. The dog shuts up, and there is one less cat in the world. Everybody wins. genius at work here LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ Kick it in the bawbag *kicks BawBag* nope, didn't work :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Here in Montana, if a stray dog is on your property, you have the right to shoot it. so, leave a big piece of meat out on your porch, when the dog sets foot on your property, it's yours to deal with That is at least legal in Montana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by Pie™ *kicks BawBag* nope, didn't work :-| - tells ya somethin huh? Hey! What's with all the hostility with the dogs! Buy one of those whistles to shut the hell hound up...but don't hurt it. Hmmm since no one here likes a dog that barks and wants to harm them, I think I train my pug Mr. Bojangles here to grunt sniffle and bark out of control so if you want to hurt him you have to go through me, ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! *pulls up busty babes website* rage fading... fading... *pop up add has a dude doing the business with a hen* RAGE RISING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa_0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Then it would probally yap more, and he would still not get any sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Goto your neighbors neighbor's yard(the guy next door to him that ISN'T you), and shoot the ****er. The next morning, given the angle and entrance wound of the bullet, the other neighbor'll take all the blame. Don't forget to wear gloves incase they do a forensnic(sp?) check on all the neighbors, see if any of them have recently fired a gun. And burn the gloves afterwards. No point in leaving evidence...and delete this thread...just in case....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by BawBag™ Kick it in the bawbag Thats is a work of art my friend:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by Doomgiver Or you could grab him by his collar and drop him in a sewer pit... but he'll be found again if it's not raining hard... I don't know how sewer pit's look in America (Do they even call them that over there?) but where i live, it's possible, if it's not a large dog... They are just called gutters or sewers here. anyways, yeh, talk to them, i'm sure they will be nice about it. Weve been talked to about our dogs, we shut them up now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 They are just called gutters or sewers here. anyways, yeh, talk to them, i'm sure they will be nice about it. Weve been talked to about our dogs, we shut them up now. You could always fit the dog with a muzzle. When my dog starts to bark outside, I just present myself as the dominant male, and he shuts the feck up. you could also try biting the dog in the ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by JediKnight_114 Here in Montana, if a stray dog is on your property, you have the right to shoot it. so, leave a big piece of meat out on your porch, when the dog sets foot on your property, it's yours to deal with That is at least legal in Montana Erm, I think the key here is stray dog. IE a dog without a collar, electronic tag or other means of identification, which clearly doesn't have a home and is living as 'wild'. Not to be confused, of course, with a dog that strays onto your property. But then, you knew that, didn'tcha? B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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