leXX Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost life like! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card! ) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by leXX 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? *dies laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 9 was the best...nice ones lexx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 :lol: :rofl: LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by leXX 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 excellent. *goes out and buys several dozen random cards and prepares to send them to various coworkers * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Those are funny, leXX. I think this thread appropriate to tell a story about a while back. I was in the hospital because doctors thought I had a disease. I was in the hospital for about a week. Everyone from church and the family brought me stuff. Presents, cards, money, etc. My grandpa brought me a card. It was a happy brithday card he had received aparently a few years ago. He scratched out "Happy Birthday" and wrote "get well soon" and scratched out his name and wrote mine. Very Funny and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by leXX 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Vogel Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by leXX 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. LOL, that cracked me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted June 16, 2004 Author Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Those are funny, leXX. I think this thread appropriate to tell a story about a while back. I was in the hospital because doctors thought I had a disease. I was in the hospital for about a week. Everyone from church and the family brought me stuff. Presents, cards, money, etc. My grandpa brought me a card. It was a happy brithday card he had received aparently a few years ago. He scratched out "Happy Birthday" and wrote "get well soon" and scratched out his name and wrote mine. Very Funny and true. Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by leXX 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. Muwahahahhhah!!!! Awsome! TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 got me laughin' :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Would like to send a couple of those to my ex-girlfriend. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Good ones, leXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Number 12 is so damn funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 AWESOME!!! :rofl: I'd like to have some of those to give out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. I wan't that as a real card sooooo badly XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Kinda old, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 actually these could be real card, they'd sell well as humor cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Originally posted by IG-64 actually these could be real card, they'd sell well as humor cards. Yeah, but too many people take things too literally these days. At least the people I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 Yeah, but too many people take things too literally these days. At least the people I know. *Welcomes Joe to the club* I hate when ppl take things too literally. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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