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I have always loved the Marx Brothers, and got some of their stuff just released on DVD.

 

But in terms of pure stand up, it amazes me how funny and 'edgy' Woody Allen and Bill Cosby and even Bob Newhart sound even today - no swearing, nothing I can't share with my kids. Redd Foxx on the other hand ... I remember renting a video of his stand-up in the early 80's and having my chin hit the floor it was so raunchy ...

 

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Originally posted by Kylilin

If you want to see funny, clean comedy, check out any Danny Kaye movie. Red Skelton is also a master, as is the Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, and Martin and Lewis.

Jesus christ! You haven't been here for like, a year and a half, damn.

 

But yah, I've seen commercials for the DVD for awhile, looks really funny :D

 

TiE

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Originally posted by ET Warrior

Although there are several skits of theirs that certainly aren't watchable with young children ;)

When our local PBS was carrying Monty Python in the mid-70's, my dad had my brother and I watching it with him. When my mother walked in, the skit on was 'Mount Everest, dangerous, forbiddding ... the mountain with the biggest ***s in the world.'

 

;)

 

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Monty Python's Flying Circus: a cult classic British sketch comedy show from the 70's. The same team mad various comedy movies, although the only one I really laughed at was The Holy Grail (being an Arthurian fan).

 

Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplain, Keaten & Arbuckle, classic stuff. Not much of a Marx Bros. or Stooges fan, but I can't deny their contributions either! ; )

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Is Monty Python like SNL or something? I've never seen it.

:eek:

SOLDIER #1:

Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

SOLDIER #1:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR:

Not at all. They could be carried.

SOLDIER #1:

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR:

It could grip it by the husk!

SOLDIER #1:

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ARTHUR:

Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

SOLDIER #1:

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

ARTHUR:

Please!

SOLDIER #1:

Am I right?

ARTHUR:

I'm not interested!

SOLDIER #2:

It could be carried by an African swallow!

SOLDIER #1:

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER #2:

Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR:

Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER #1:

But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.

SOLDIER #2:

Oh, yeah.

SOLDIER #1:

So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

[clop clop clop]

SOLDIER #2:

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

SOLDIER #1:

No, they'd have to have it on a line.

SOLDIER #2:

Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

SOLDIER #1:

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

SOLDIER #2:

Well, why not?

:D

DINGO:

[sigh]

[clunk]

Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

GIRLS:

A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO:

You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.

AMAZING:

And spank me.

STUNNER:

And me.

LOVELY:

And me.

DINGO:

Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

GIRLS:

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

DINGO:

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

GIRLS:

The oral sex! The oral sex!

GALAHAD:

Well, I could stay a bit longer.

LAUNCELOT:

Sir Galahad!

GALAHAD:

Oh, hello.

LAUNCELOT:

Quick!

GALAHAD:

What?

LAUNCELOT:

Quick!

GALAHAD:

Why?

LAUNCELOT:

You are in great peril!

DINGO:

No, he isn't.

LAUNCELOT:

Silence, foul temptress!

GALAHAD:

You know, she's got a point.

LAUNCELOT:

Come on! We will cover your escape!

GALAHAD:

Look, I'm fine!

LAUNCELOT:

Come on!

GIRLS:

Sir Galahad!

GALAHAD:

No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!

DINGO:

Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!

GIRLS:

Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!

LAUNCELOT:

No, Sir Galahad. Come on!

GALAHAD:

No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.

DINGO:

Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.

GIRLS:

Yes. Let him handle us easily.

LAUNCELOT:

No. Quick! Quick!

GALAHAD:

Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!

DINGO:

Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.

GIRLS:

We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...

[boom]

DINGO:

Oh, ****.

 

LAUNCELOT:

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

GALAHAD:

I don't think I was.

LAUNCELOT:

Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

GALAHAD:

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LAUNCELOT:

No, it's too perilous.

GALAHAD:

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

LAUNCELOT:

No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

GALAHAD:

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

LAUNCELOT:

No. It's unhealthy.

GALAHAD:

I bet you're gay.

LAUNCELOT:

No, I'm not.

:D

Funny? Yes. Clean? No.

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Originally posted by IG-64

Is Monty Python like SNL or something? I've never seen it.

 

*stabs you with Spongeninja-like accuracy*

 

Watch it, WATCH IT I SAY!

 

 

:D

 

"A five ounce bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut!"

 

"Me, Sir Lancelot, and Sir Galahad are going to jump out of the rabbit!"

 

:p

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*shoots ig with 1000 pins*

 

Go rent Holy Grail now or I will kick you in the nards with steel toe boots several times.

 

And of course anything by mel brooks is good. Not clean, but blazing saddles is on my top list of favorite movies :D

 

"Why hello there!"

"Up yours nigger"

 

later

 

"Sorry about the up yours nigger thing"

 

:D

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