ChAiNz.2da Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Tis a sad... sad.. day http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/tv.cookie.lessmonster.ap/index.html political correctness... meh Some things should just be left alone... *sigh* Here's one for you Big "CM"...
Darth333 Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 *Darth333 eating chocolate chip cookies* : "poor poor cookie monster" Where is the world going?
Derc Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Not the Cookie Monster! Hey Achilles, you should change your title to "Healthy Habits for Life."
Boba Rhett Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 MY CHILDHOOD. MY BEAUTIFUL COOKIE FILLED CHILDHOOD.
Emperor Devon Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by ChAiNz.2da Here's one for you Big "CM"... There's a hair on the cookie... That's... strange. I can hear the cookie monster singing "cookies are sometimes food!" I never watched Sesame street when I was a kid, so this isn't a big deal to me. I still find it a bit strange, though.
Prime Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Heaven forbid the parents advocate healthy habits. Oh no, can't do that. All that obesity must be a result of the muppet...
stingerhs Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 ^^^^ they must've been getting lawsuit threats from parents with obese kids....
Emperor Devon Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by stingerhs ^^^^ they must've been getting lawsuit threats from parents with obese kids.... Lawyers! They're ruining everything! They're evil! (No offense to Darth333)
RedHawke Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 It had to happen sometime, now the demolishing of Sesame Street has begun... [Insert Insidious Musical Score Here] Next up, like the article says, Oscar is probably going to learn the merits of bathing and having a clean Garbage Can!... Humbug! Originally posted by Prime Heaven forbid the parents advocate healthy habits. Oh no, can't do that. All that obesity must be a result of the muppet... I agree! First lazy parents blamed ol' Beavis and Butthead for inspiring Arson... now this... what scapegoat will all the lazy parents find next?
Darth333 Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by Emperor Devon Lawyers! They're ruining everything! They're evil! (No offense to Darth333) But I would defend Cookie Monster!
Bob Lion54 Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 I think the next thing they will probably do is reveal the truth about Bert and Ernie. Someone tell me how can Cookie Monster not eat cookies. I mean, its his name. I guess they will have to change his name to Fruity Monster. No,*sigh*, it's just not the same:(
The Hidden One Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Cookie Monster NO!!!!!!!!! But really I never watched Seaseme Street so I could care less.(But it is a little strange, I mean his name is COOKIE Monster not Carrot Muncher:rolleyes: )
Emperor Devon Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Originally posted by Lion54 change his name to Fruity Monster. Maybe next, they'll say that calling him "monster" hurts his "self-esteem" maybe he'll become the "fruity person" I actually find it kind of amusing, though.
The Source Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Cokkie Monster is taking a walk onto the darkside! Cookie Monster (Lightside Name) Veggi Monster (Darkside Name) God Bless America, the land of our politically correct nation! The pain, the irony, the Vegi Monster! Hey wait! Wouldn't he have to change his song from: "C" is for Cookie to "V" is for... That can't be good!!
lukeiamyourdad Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST THEY ALL TRY TO DESTROY MY CHILDHOOD?! OH THE HUMANITY! Next thing they'll try is to accuse Mr. Dressup of encouraging pedophiles...
jedi3112 Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 How about this, some kids out there have parents that look like Palpatine. I suppose trying Vlad's Force thing won't work now, the Darkside clouds everything. I think Achilles should change his title to 'Fresh and Fruity'
Hallucination Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 Next thing they'll try is to accuse Mr. Dressup of encouraging pedophiles... hhmmm, perhaps there is something strange about his 'tickle trunk'....
Hallucination Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 Man, did they go for Achilles heel or what? (sorry had to say that, but my condolences on your lost Achilles).
Darth_Kismet Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Has anyone thought of telling Achilles about any of this? He might like to know.
Achilles Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Gah, no wonder my ears have been burning! Is this better?
ChAiNz.2da Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Achilles Gah, no wonder my ears have been burning! Is this better? :lol: Awesome!
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